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  • Bad B0y
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    • Aug 2002
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    #1

    whe ultimate webmaster tool... what would it be?

    What would the ultmate webmaster tool be?
  • JayJay
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    • Jun 2002
    • 3739

    #2
    a Hitbot

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    • Tipsy
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      • Jul 2001
      • 6989

      #3
      About 10 inches long and able to go again immediately once it's finished!
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      • Lethal
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        • Jan 2003
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        #4
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        • JayJay
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          • Jun 2002
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          #5
          a gimp

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          • Bad B0y
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            • Aug 2002
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            #6
            Originally posted by JayJay
            a Hitbot
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            • JayJay
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              • Jun 2002
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              #7
              Originally posted by Bad B0y

              search google=> jesus hitbot it rocks!
              I know i already got version 2

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              • Bad B0y
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                • Aug 2002
                • 160

                #8
                Originally posted by Tipsy
                About 10 inches long and able to go again immediately once it's finished!
                hey my private parts is none of your business

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                • chodadog
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                  • Apr 2002
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                  #9
                  Adult Centro... apparently!
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                  • Dravyk
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                    • Jan 2001
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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Bad B0y
                    What would the ultmate webmaster tool be?
                    Ultimate? Of what's out there now, it would have to be Content God.

                    But it won't really be, in itself, ultimate until perhaps the 4.0 version.

                    ... I'd say it's 70% there at the moment.
                    All Of 'Em

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                    • ServerGenius
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                      • Feb 2002
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                      #11
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                      • XXX_Jman
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                        • Oct 2002
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                        #12
                        a polygraph...
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                        • Basher
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                          • Nov 2002
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                          #13
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                            • Alky
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                              • Apr 2002
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                              #15
                              a mexican.

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                              • Herb Kornfield
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                                • Sep 2002
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                                #16
                                adultcentro

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                                • fedfest
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                                  #17
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                                  • Kinder
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                                    • Oct 2002
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                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by fedfest
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                                    • Bad B0y
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                                      • Aug 2002
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                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by fedfest
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                                      i'm on it

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                                      • goBigtime
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                                        • Nov 2002
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                                        #20
                                        " Topic: whe ultimate webmaster tool... what would it be?"

                                        A spell checker?

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                                        • Bad B0y
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                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by goBigtime
                                          " Topic: whe ultimate webmaster tool... what would it be?"

                                          A spell checker?
                                          I don't need no spll chKer

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                                          • Pornwolf
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                                            • Jan 2002
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                                            #22
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                                            • Babaganoosh
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                                              • Nov 2001
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                                              #23
                                              The ultimate webmaster tool? That's easy

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                                              • vegasdude
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                                                • Jul 2001
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                                                #24
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                                                • Marcus
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                                                  • Jul 2001
                                                  • 3472

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by Bad B0y
                                                  What would the ultmate webmaster tool be?
                                                  I wouldn't call these ultimate, but I would like:

                                                  A script that generates avs sites and freesites and submits them that is super easy to use and isn't too expensive.

                                                  A cheap script that will submit urls to every search engine and resubmit it every 15 days, or whatever.

                                                  A link rotator script where I can plug in urls and images and choose when I want them rotated and tells me which links/images are getting clicked the most.

                                                  Cheap chatroom software

                                                  A good personals script

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                                                  • RedShoe
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                                                    • Feb 2001
                                                    • 14831

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by Marcus


                                                    I wouldn't call these ultimate, but I would like:

                                                    A script that generates avs sites and freesites and submits them that is super easy to use and isn't too expensive.

                                                    A cheap script that will submit urls to every search engine and resubmit it every 15 days, or whatever.

                                                    A link rotator script where I can plug in urls and images and choose when I want them rotated and tells me which links/images are getting clicked the most.

                                                    Cheap chatroom software

                                                    A good personals script
                                                    Got it. (but expensive, no worries it pays for itself)

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                                                    • SleazyDream
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                                                      • Jul 2001
                                                      • 41470

                                                      #27
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                                                      • Marcus
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                                                        • Jul 2001
                                                        • 3472

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by RedShoe


                                                        Got it. (but expensive, no worries it pays for itself)

                                                        Got it.

                                                        Got it.

                                                        Don't need it.

                                                        Don't need it.
                                                        Do you mind telling me who you use or did you write those yourself?
                                                        I saw a script for the avs/freesite thing but it was $1,500

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                                                        • KRL
                                                          Entrepreneur
                                                          • Oct 2002
                                                          • 31429

                                                          #29
                                                          I saw this really cool marketing tool a few years back.

                                                          A programmer I knew came up with this program that basically would send an avatar character out over the entire net carrying an advertising sign. He was about 2 inches high on the screen.

                                                          He would just come on your screen all of a sudden, look at you, and then walk straight across your screen carrying this mini billboard sign where a tiny ad would go.

                                                          It was a pretty neat concept and I lost touch with him. Thought it had some great potential.

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                                                          • Bad B0y
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                                                            • Aug 2002
                                                            • 160

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by Marcus


                                                            I wouldn't call these ultimate, but I would like:

                                                            A script that generates avs sites and freesites and submits them that is super easy to use and isn't too expensive.

                                                            A link rotator script where I can plug in urls and images and choose when I want them rotated and tells me which links/images are getting clicked the most.


                                                            A good personals script

                                                            These i can do.

                                                            1) Site generator => 3 days
                                                            2) Link rotator =>3 days
                                                            3) Good Personals script => 18 days

                                                            and yes I am serious. Hit me up on icq: 144912305 . Maybe we can work something out.

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                                                            • J B
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                                                              • May 2002
                                                              • 1804

                                                              #31
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                                                              • Tukhman
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                                                                • Jun 2001
                                                                • 337

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by Pornwolf
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