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  • webmasterchecks
    Confirmed User
    • Oct 2006
    • 1685

    #1

    why im single

    last night i went out to see a friends band. there was a group of 3 girls there and i knew one of them, i really hit it off with one of the other blondes. dude, she was about 5'7" norwegian blond, great body with an allover tan, software developer at intel, 24. we all ended up going to a hooters to eat after the show, then a club, the back to my buddies house. last thing i remember was taking shots of stoli blueberry at 4 am, then we both woke up naked on the floor in a bedroom about an hour ago, just got home

    there are times it gets lonely, but just for the occasional opportunity to do the above without any guilt is worth it.
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  • PR_Sebas
    Confirmed User
    • Dec 2006
    • 2825

    #2
    haha, nice little story, sometimes its great to be single

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    • Evil E
      Confirmed User
      • Apr 2005
      • 3201

      #3
      Originally posted by webmasterchecks
      last night i went out to see a friends band. there was a group of 3 girls there and i knew one of them, i really hit it off with one of the other blondes. dude, she was about 5'7" norwegian blond, great body with an allover tan, software developer at intel, 24. we all ended up going to a hooters to eat after the show, then a club, the back to my buddies house. last thing i remember was taking shots of stoli blueberry at 4 am, then we both woke up naked on the floor in a bedroom about an hour ago, just got home

      there are times it gets lonely, but just for the occasional opportunity to do the above without any guilt is worth it.
      THAT's fun, but you don't even remember if you hit it.... i don't see where's the fun if you have no memories...


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      So, I fucked her twice and hit her with a brick.

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      • Ssv
        Confirmed User
        • Nov 2006
        • 402

        #4
        Originally posted by knewon
        THAT's fun, but you don't even remember if you hit it.... i don't see where's the fun if you have no memories...
        blah blah blah, what's important here is that he had fun, sex or without!

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        • carol.prime
          Confirmed User
          • Jul 2006
          • 6960

          #5
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          • Tom_PM
            Porn Meister
            • Feb 2005
            • 16443

            #6
            A commitment to being single is more the theme of the story I thought.
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            • baddog
              So Fucking Banned
              • Apr 2001
              • 107089

              #7
              Originally posted by webmasterchecks
              last thing i remember was taking shots of stoli blueberry at 4 am, then we both woke up naked on the floor in a bedroom about an hour ago, just got home
              That sucks, should cut down on the alcohol intake

              It took seven months of urgin'
              Just to get that local virgin
              With the sweet face
              Up to my place
              To fool around a bit.
              Next day she woke up rosy,
              And she snuggled up so cozy.
              When she asked me how I liked it,
              Lord it hurts me to admit,
              I got stoned and I missed it.
              I got stoned and I missed it.
              I got stoned and it rolled right by.
              I got stoned and I missed it.
              I got stoned and I missed it.
              I got stoned... oh me... oh my.
              I'm makin' no excuses

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              • RevSand
                Confirmed User
                • Oct 2003
                • 8151

                #8
                Originally posted by knewon
                THAT's fun, but you don't even remember if you hit it.... i don't see where's the fun if you have no memories...

                I agree with ya... Ya know you had fun BUT if you do not remember getting down and dirty then I feel like I missed something...


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                • Humpy Leftnut
                  Confirmed User
                  • Apr 2007
                  • 1292

                  #9
                  Wait until you find out she's pregnant... :D
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                  • RRRED
                    Confirmed User
                    • Jan 2001
                    • 6754

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Humpy Leftnut
                    Wait until you find out she's pregnant... :D

                    Haha I was just going to say that

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                    • Pumba
                      Confirmed User
                      • Oct 2006
                      • 1094

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Humpy Leftnut
                      Wait until you find out she's pregnant... :D
                      Hehehe. The and of singlness?

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                      • Murderous
                        Confirmed User
                        • Oct 2003
                        • 3938

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Pumba
                        Hehehe. The and of singlness?
                        I that that said...

                        "Hehehe. That or the shingles?"

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                        • Fap
                          Just Du It
                          • Feb 2004
                          • 12094

                          #13
                          Where the part where you say "and then i woke up and it was all a dream i was on GFY all night who am i kidding"

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                          • scottybuzz
                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                            • May 2006
                            • 14799

                            #14
                            Originally posted by banthis
                            Where the part where you say "and then i woke up and it was all a dream i was on GFY all night who am i kidding"
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                            • webmasterchecks
                              Confirmed User
                              • Oct 2006
                              • 1685

                              #15
                              fuck, i txted her and she did not respond, been an hour and 15 min

                              aint that a bitch, easy come easy go
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                              • GrouchyAdmin
                                Now choke yourself!
                                • Apr 2006
                                • 12085

                                #16
                                Originally posted by webmasterchecks
                                aint that a bitch, easy come easy go
                                Easy go, at least.

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                                • JP513
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Feb 2007
                                  • 1914

                                  #17
                                  too bad u cant remember fucking her. that would have been nicer.

                                  but . . . this is why I am still single too!!
                                  I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I wish I was drinking wine instead.

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