Less is More?

[Mutt]

this is for all the people who love the cock. The subject is 'monster' cock. If you love the cock is 'monster' cock the ultimate OR is it a case of overkill?

As far 'monster cock' content goes, how are people making those fire hydrant looking monster cocks you see on paysite tours? Which Photoshop plugin does the job best?

I gotta admit i don't know cock very well, i actually thought maybe some of those monster cocks were for real. I saw the 'monster cock' plugins the other day, was kind of disappointed, just your basic pornstar dudes with big long cocks, not really monster cocks.

can you tell i enjoy saying 'monster cock'? I think it's the buzz word for 2003. I'm not really a Sinophile but I believe 2004 is actually the Year of the Monster Cock in China.

Thank you

[Jamdin]

It's always Year of the Monster Cock in China when they see an American

[bawdy]

liquify?? but with a fair bit of cleanup and skill... there are probable better software tools that use meshes to all you to deform precisely but im not up to date on those... (used to use some avid software for morphing which was quite good)

my question is how well do these sites retain? would you promote via pay per sign or partnership?

[PHmike]

good eye.

I think the 'monster cock' craze will sizzle out as the kids go back to school in fall 2003, and forget about 'monstor cocks' as new toys come out for Xmas. ....paving the way for the 'cavernous snatch' fad which is sure to have some moxy!

Stare into the void! 'Cavernous snatches'!!!

[Juicy D. Links]

I am available for exclusibe monster cock shoots

I am in guiness as the biggest cock ever on a white guy

[Mutt]

that's what i wondered too. when you advertise something that really can't live up to the sales pitch you'd think retention rates would be bad. I could never figure out the 'Girls With Animals' paysites, we all know that guys who sign up for those sites are not looking for softcore photos of girls petting llamas but these sites are still out there so the only conclusion ............... surfers are still morons.

[Nina]

cock cock cock cock cock. monster cock.

I couldn't let you have all the fun.

[McAttack]

Originally posted by Nina
cock cock cock cock cock. monster cock.

I couldn't let you have all the fun.

You just love the Monster cock don't you? Hey, let's play a game. let's see how many times you can say Monster cock on TV tomorrow night!

[Mutt]

i am waiting for Monster Cock - The Movie

do women like monster cock?

are there any guys who will admit they love monster pussy?

[p00p]

monster cock = monster con
But, if surfers are dumb enough to buy it...and people are dumb enough to promote it....
(I don't imagine those sites recurr that well)

I am available for hire as stunt cock. Don't laugh fuckers, my hands are huge.

[McAttack]

Originally posted by p00p


monster cock = monster con
But, if surfers are dumb enough to buy it...and people are dumb enough to promote it....
(I don't imagine those sites recurr that well)

I am available for hire as stunt cock. Don't laugh fuckers, my hands are huge.

There's so many things wrong here, where do I begin??? Firstly, I think you should get checked out cause the color just ain't right. Secondly, are you wearing women's high heels? Thirdly, I think a warning would've been kind at least!

And to shoot the monster cock, do we have to hire midgets?

[PHmike]

I think someone lost their toe-nail clicker.

[p00p]

Originally posted by McAttack


There's so many things wrong here, where do I begin??? Firstly, I think you should get checked out cause the color just ain't right. Secondly, are you wearing women's high heels? Thirdly, I think a warning would've been kind at least!

And to shoot the monster cock, do we have to hire midgets?

Hey, I am just a BBM trying to make a few bucks. Don't hate, appreciate!
Whadda you think of the back of me?
Oh, I am warning you, if you don't like leopard print you are gonna hate my pic.

[McAttack]

Originally posted by p00p


Hey, I am just a BBM trying to make a few bucks. Don't hate, appreciate!
Whadda you think of the back of me?
Oh, I am warning you, if you don't like leopard print you are gonna hate my pic.

Someone call PETA or something, I think it took a whole family of Leopards to make that Speedo!

You're one hot Mullet p00p!

[p00p]

Originally posted by McAttack


Someone call PETA or something, I think it took a whole family of Leopards to make that Speedo!

You're one hot Mullet p00p!

Don't know about the PETA comment, but I appreciate the props on my hair!
I am always turning heads!

[archer]

i have always thought that monster cocks were the stupidest niche ever invented!

i just don't get it!

besides - porn aside- it's not the cock that's important, it's the person that it's attached to that is important!


of course, now that i've said thati my membership card in size queens of america is automatically revoked