Steroids?

[StickyGreen]

I just got a random call from my friend in the south who used to play arena football. He asked me if I could find him some "juice" or some "roids" out here in California for him. lol. I was like, hmm....well I guess I could try. hahah.

I have never fucked around with roids, let alone know where to get them. I asked him if he was looking for the type you inject or what, and he said pills are the best.

So anyways... anyone on here know anything about getting some roids?

[BusterBunny]

check with your local high school football team

[ER!C L!VE]

SWIM says go to www.professionalmuscle.com and click on the advertisements.

[StickyGreen]

SWIM says go to www.professionalmuscle.com and click on the advertisements.

I don't want my friend to end up with some kind of weird supplement or whatever they sell on all the websites. He wants some "real" steroids. Maybe I should just try going to Balco... lol...

[k0nr4d]

Pills are the worst. The best are injectable.
For cutting, trenbolyn acetate, for bulking, deca and cypinate testosterone.

[ER!C L!VE]

I would take a second glace at that page, bro ;)

[StickyGreen]

I would take a second glace at that page, bro ;)

Just glanced again, I think I might need some help lol...

[Nicky]

injectable deca and back it with chrysin

[BOSS1]

Pills are the worst. The best are injectable.
For cutting, trenbolyn acetate, for bulking, deca and cypinate testosterone.

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[IllTestYourGirls]

ask Barry Bonds. Fucking cheaters, no better than porn cheaters. Hell no better than Zango!

[chupacabra]

what kind of tabs is he looking for? as someone posted above, for getting straight test into your system nothing beats injectable oils (although i like sustanon better than cyp personally)... if your buddy is just wanting to deal w/ tabs though there are quite a few options, lately we've been scoring test prop in tab form that is used sublingually... stacked w/ some dbol and a good hardener like anavar/masteron/winny he can definitely get some worthwhile gains if he is needle-shy.

be wary of many online sources who advertise openly, especially ones that appear to be domestic... they are often selling renamed OTC crud or are straightup scams. if your friend is really serious about wanting to order some tabs i'd be happy to share a link to a trusted source that has been dealing online for years, although i'm not posting such here on GFY... ICQ me at 444111 and put GFY in the msg so i know its you and not the hordes of russian UIN thieves, i'll be on ICQ w/in the next hour if your serious..

[StickyGreen]

ask Barry Bonds. Fucking cheaters, no better than porn cheaters. Hell no better than Zango!

My friend is out of sports now, so it would just be an artificial way to alter his body. With your logic all people who get plastic surgery would be "cheaters."

[IllTestYourGirls]

My friend is out of sports now, so it would just be an artificial way to alter his body. With your logic all people who get plastic surgery would be "cheaters."

so its ok to alter your cookies, your affiliate code? (if he was in sports still)

If he is out of sprots, fine. He knows drugs will harm his body and wont gain anyting from it. Go ahead.

sorry I totally misread your post, I admit when I am wrong, again sorry

[Jim_Gunn]

Your friend is pretty foolish to be so open as to letting you just get him whatever steroids in whatever form and dosages that you happen to get your hands on. You have to take a certain amount for a certain amount of time and then take other substances after your cycle that comprise what is commonly called post-cycle therapy so that your body will re kick-start it's own testosterone production. It's a tricky business to do it effectively to build muscle and end up without serious side effects including general health and also libido problems, so one shouldn't just take these things willy nilly without a lot of research, blood tests and advice from knowledgable experts.

[Pleasurepays]

I don't want my friend to end up with some kind of weird supplement or whatever they sell on all the websites. He wants some "real" steroids. Maybe I should just try going to Balco... lol...

either he needs a prescription from a doctor... or he is at huge risk. not only because of being so naive about using powerful drugs which come in a wide variety and varying degrees of potential risk, but because there is more fake stuff out there than real stuff.

i personally cant believe someone is asking on a public forum about where to buy illegal drugs.

[Dvae]

[beemk]

check with your local high school football team

[grudgeman]

what

Why dont you ask around for some coke

[Sosa]

mexico...

[schneemann]

I just got a random call from my friend in the south who used to play arena football. He asked me if I could find him some "juice" or some "roids" out here in California for him. lol. I was like, hmm....well I guess I could try. hahah.

I have never fucked around with roids, let alone know where to get them. I asked him if he was looking for the type you inject or what, and he said pills are the best.

So anyways... anyone on here know anything about getting some roids?

"He said pills are the best"

Did he also say he doesn't want a liver anymore?

Here's an idea - and I'm saying this as someone who has done gobs of steroids - leave this alone. If your buddy thinks pills are best, it shows that he knows far too little to be fucking with this shit. And you, at best, are likely to become a sucker for someone selling fake shit. Just walk away from the idea altogether.

[BobG]

"He said pills are the best"

Did he also say he doesn't want a liver anymore?

Here's an idea - and I'm saying this as someone who has done gobs of steroids - leave this alone. If your buddy thinks pills are best, it shows that he knows far too little to be fucking with this shit. And you, at best, are likely to become a sucker for someone selling fake shit. Just walk away from the idea altogether.

yep. tell him taking steroids is a bad idea. They alter your body and brains chemistry forever. The stregth and size that he gains will all go away but the overstressed ligaments and joints will cause him pain for a long time after. Also, they fuck your brains the fuck up. If he's doing it for the chicks, chicks hate steroid freaks.

[Pleasurepays]

"He said pills are the best"

Did he also say he doesn't want a liver anymore?

Here's an idea - and I'm saying this as someone who has done gobs of steroids - leave this alone. If your buddy thinks pills are best, it shows that he knows far too little to be fucking with this shit. And you, at best, are likely to become a sucker for someone selling fake shit. Just walk away from the idea altogether.

its almost not worth it to explain.

its like asking "my friend is building a rocket to go to the moon... can you recommend a good seat belt and helmet.. he really wants to be safe"

[SIK]

So anyways... anyone on here know anything about getting some roids?

Your friend is a dumb fuck.

There is more then a 1000 things that can go wrong when using steroids, and from the clear fact you're looking for steroids this way, I see neither you or your friend have no clue what you need.

You'll probably end up getting scammed with some 3rd grade shit from someones basement, and you'll most probably get serious damage from taking that.

Read. Learn. Ask someone that used them about roids. Then decide not tu use it, trust me

[WarChild]

Listen to all these fucking experts who don't know a god damned thing. It's quite laughable.

Yeah, if you do a reasonable cycle or two of terosterone, you're going to suffer all the side effects that body builders who take 10X as much for many years are experiencing.

Alter your brain chemistry? Tesotosterone? Are you fucking retarded?

Seriously, if you're not a Doctor, or have no real experience with steroids, just shut up. thanks.

[StickyGreen]

Why dont you ask around for some coke

I wouldn't need to "ask around" for that lol...

[StickyGreen]

and by the way, I just talked to him again and it doesn't sound like he wants them for himself. I think he thinks he can make a killing where he's at selling steroids if I can find a cheap hook-up from across the border or something...

I sent him some URLs, that's as far as I'm gonna go with it... fuck it...

[WarChild]

yep. tell him taking steroids is a bad idea. They alter your body and brains chemistry forever. The stregth and size that he gains will all go away but the overstressed ligaments and joints will cause him pain for a long time after. Also, they fuck your brains the fuck up. If he's doing it for the chicks, chicks hate steroid freaks.

Just seriously shut the fuck up because you don't know what you're talking about.

A first time steroid user, doing a cycle of Sustanon 250 and Winstrol (for example) for 6 weeks, ramping up, peaking and ramping back down might expect to gain 10 pounds of lean muscle. Most if not all of that will stay after you go off.

So now, according to your fucking whacked out stupid logic, this 10 pounds of muscle is going to cause overstressing in ligaments and joints and cause pain for a long time after. However, if the same person spent 4 months in the gym, working hard and gained more or less the same muscle mass that it wouldn't have the same effect?

Talk about misinformation. Knowledge is power, try some.

[k0nr4d]

Just FYI for those who haven't tried the stuff, your balls DO shrink, BUT...
- Its due to artificial testosterone being added into your body. Your testicles do not have to produce as much, hence they shrink. And they only go down like 25%
- You take post cycle anti-estrogen pills to prevent bitch tits.
- Your balls go back to normal size after a month or two.
- Your dick looks proportionately bigger when your balls are smaller.
- ONLY testosterone based steroids cause this. Acetates usually do not and do not have to have a post-cycle. They also tend to have far less sideeffects

Theres lots of good bodybuilding forums on this topic with very knowledgable people to answer questions

[WarChild]

Just FYI for those who haven't tried the stuff, your balls DO shrink, BUT...
- Its due to artificial testosterone being added into your body. Your testicles do not have to produce as much, hence they shrink. And they only go down like 25%
- You take post cycle anti-estrogen pills to prevent bitch tits.
- Your balls go back to normal size after a month or two.
- Your dick looks proportionately bigger when your balls are smaller.
- ONLY testosterone based steroids cause this. Acetates usually do not and do not have to have a post-cycle. They also tend to have far less sideeffects

Theres lots of good bodybuilding forums on this topic with very knowledgable people to answer questions

Whoa there champ, don't go confusing people with actual information. Most are happier in lala land believing the bullshit that's spoon fed to them.

REMEMBER FOLKS:

1) Steroids will make your balls fall off and you'll grow tits, plus you'll lose all the muscle you gain. Don't do steroids.

2) Marijuana is a gateway drug. Smoke a joint and you're only a few days away from being a crack head. Don't smoke dope.

3) Masturbation will make your palms hairy. Don't masturbate.

[StickyGreen]

2) Marijuana is a gateway drug. Smoke a joint and you're only a few days away from being a crack head. Don't smoke dope.

lol, that one is the best...

[Doctor Dre]

and by the way, I just talked to him again and it doesn't sound like he wants them for himself. I think he thinks he can make a killing where he's at selling steroids if I can find a cheap hook-up from across the border or something...

I sent him some URLs, that's as far as I'm gonna go with it... fuck it...

Now correct me if I'm wrong but it's illegal to sell roids in the US right ?

This thread would be a conspiracy too sell an illegal substance.

[BobG]

Just seriously shut the fuck up because you don't know what you're talking about.

A first time steroid user, doing a cycle of Sustanon 250 and Winstrol (for example) for 6 weeks, ramping up, peaking and ramping back down might expect to gain 10 pounds of lean muscle. Most if not all of that will stay after you go off.

So now, according to your fucking whacked out stupid logic, this 10 pounds of muscle is going to cause overstressing in ligaments and joints and cause pain for a long time after. However, if the same person spent 4 months in the gym, working hard and gained more or less the same muscle mass that it wouldn't have the same effect?

Talk about misinformation. Knowledge is power, try some.

Sorry I touched a steroid nerve there. You're right, I should have been a little more careful with my wording as to not offend any roiders who might come accross this tread. I know how they can be very sensitive.

[WarChild]

Sorry I touched a steroid nerve there. You're right, I should have been a little more careful with my wording as to not offend any roiders who might come accross this tread. I know how they can be very sensitive.

It just bugs me when people who don't know what they're talking about start laying down facts. Really, do some research, then give advice.

[StickyGreen]

Now correct me if I'm wrong but it's illegal to sell roids in the US right ?

This thread would be a conspiracy too sell an illegal substance.

Shit don't ask me... I don't know shit about steroids...

I'm pretty sure most forms of steroids are illegal in the U.S. though...

I wanted to help out my friend cuz I thought he just wanted them for his own personal use. But now that I've learned he is trying to sell them or whatever, I'm done helping him look for them...

[Doctor Dre]

wtf is wrong with this board

[BobG]

It just bugs me when people who don't know what they're talking about start laying down facts. Really, do some research, then give advice.

Nah dude, you're right. Steroids are the bomb and they're totally harmless and are actually very good for a well balanced life. Have a ball, I don't give a fuck. Plus, I don't know shit anyway.

[Doctor Dre]

grrrrr5sdafdasf

[Pleasurepays]

Nah dude, you're right. Steroids are the bomb and they're totally harmless and are actually very good for a well balanced life. Have a ball, I don't give a fuck. Plus, I don't know shit anyway.

well... nothing you said in your first post was correct...

but thanks for playing.

[StickyGreen]

The DEA don't really care about if you know shit or not... just saying.

That's not too smart to start this kind of shit on a public board.

There's been a whole lot of controversy about the pedophile website that "teaches" other pedophiles how and where to find little girls and that as stupid as it sounds, the site technically isn't breaking any laws.

So my point is, if this sick fuck can get away with a site like that, then I'm pretty sure we can talk about steroids all we want...

[BobG]

well... nothing you said in your first post was correct...

but thanks for playing.

according to guys at the gym or doctors?

[WarChild]

Nah dude, you're right. Steroids are the bomb and they're totally harmless and are actually very good for a well balanced life. Have a ball, I don't give a fuck. Plus, I don't know shit anyway.

There's absolutely no doubt that abuse of steroids is a dangerous situation. Same goes for drinking, but having a few beers friday night with the boys is probably not going to land you in the hospital with a defunct liver.

[Pleasurepays]

according to guys at the gym or doctors?

according to basic anatomy and physiology and the simple fact that you clearly don't know the difference between 1 i.u. of HGH, 300 mg of sustanon, androgenic or anabolic steroids, how they work in the body or most likely even what a calorie is.

[k0nr4d]

Steroids are legal by prescription and are often prescribed for anorexics and shit to build up muscle mass.

They are made by the major pharmaceutical companies that make your aspirin, antibiotics and everything...

[k0nr4d]

I should also add that granted, they are made by underground labs as well.

[Nismo]

Nah dude, you're right. Steroids are the bomb and they're totally harmless and are actually very good for a well balanced life. Have a ball, I don't give a fuck. Plus, I don't know shit anyway.

He never said "steroids were the bomb" or encouraged the use of them, he said everything you said is 100% bullshit - which it is.

[BobG]

He never said "steroids were the bomb" or encouraged the use of them, he said everything you said is 100% bullshit - which it is.

Of course it is. Steroids have no side effects.

[northboy]

There's absolutely no doubt that abuse of steroids is a dangerous situation. Same goes for drinking, but having a few beers friday night with the boys is probably not going to land you in the hospital with a defunct liver.

Actually I know someone who had serious liver problems off just 1 cycle. I'm not saying the majority have a problem with doing 1 or 2 cycles but there are odd cases were people can die off even 1 injection. Long term , 1 or 2 cycles probably won't do anything. But for the record, there's a lot of bad stuff out there also, so it just takes 1 wrong dose and you're in the hospital. I know friends who've taken a lot of cycles, good luck to them, they know they probably knocked off a GOOD 5-10 years off their life. The problem is, a lot of people won't just do 1 cycle.

[schneemann]

yep. tell him taking steroids is a bad idea. They alter your body and brains chemistry forever. The stregth and size that he gains will all go away but the overstressed ligaments and joints will cause him pain for a long time after. Also, they fuck your brains the fuck up. If he's doing it for the chicks, chicks hate steroid freaks.

This post is a joke, right?
I mean, other than the "strength and size will go away" part, the rest of your post is pure bullshit.

[schneemann]

There's absolutely no doubt that abuse of steroids is a dangerous situation. Same goes for drinking, but having a few beers friday night with the boys is probably not going to land you in the hospital with a defunct liver.

Neither is a little bit of steroids.

Let's use your own logic for a bit:
2-3 beers every night isn't going to ruin your liver, will it?
But 2-3 6-packs of beer every night eventually will.

The same goes for steroids.
First, injectable steroids will never fuck up your liver. The liver issues are from the alkylation process used on the pills.
Second, a little bit of oral steroids arent going to ruin your liver, either.
But take a LOT of steroids (like a lot of beer) will fuck it up.

Trust me, I know this first hand. I did do damage to my liver by taking a lot of Anadrol and a lot of NSAIDS (which are just as harmful). Thankfully my liver has recovered.