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  • GT-Omar
    DM at Performive.com
    • Aug 2006
    • 2968

    #1

    Dear Tech support !!!

    Dear Tech Support:

    Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources.

    In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0 , soccer 7.5 , and Golfing 3.6.

    I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0 , but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0 . Please help!

    Thanks,
    Troubled User.....
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    REPLY:
    Dear Troubled User:

    This is a very common problem that men complain about.

    Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0 . It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed.

    You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony/Child Support . I recommend that you keep Wife 1.0 and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation.

    The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE! because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.

    Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance . Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0 , Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2 .

    However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5 . Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0 !

    WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3 . This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system!

    Best of luck,

    Tech


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    Confirmed User
    • Jan 2007
    • 398

    #2
    Hahahaha :>

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    • wielco
      Confirmed User
      • Apr 2004
      • 917

      #3
      haha nice

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      • CuriousToyBoy
        Crazy Aussie Bastard
        • Aug 2005
        • 16787

        #4
        Oldie, but still brilliant.

        ;-)
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        • Jace
          FBOP Class Of 2013
          • Jan 2004
          • 35562

          #5
          dear omar,

          you never answered my email. I am sad. You don't love me anymore

          Jace

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          • GT-Omar
            DM at Performive.com
            • Aug 2006
            • 2968

            #6
            Originally posted by CuriousToyBoy
            Oldie, but still brilliant.

            ;-)
            Thanks brother!! Hope that tooth is feeling better


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            • Violetta
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              • Jul 2004
              • 28735

              #7
              hehe... good one
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              • GT-Omar
                DM at Performive.com
                • Aug 2006
                • 2968

                #8
                Originally posted by Jace
                dear omar,

                you never answered my email. I am sad. You don't love me anymore

                Jace

                I never received it [email protected] try it again.


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                • Jace
                  FBOP Class Of 2013
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 35562

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Revshare-Omar
                  I never received it [email protected] try it again.
                  sent it friday night, we all met up last night for dinner, was trying to invite you

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                  • GT-Omar
                    DM at Performive.com
                    • Aug 2006
                    • 2968

                    #10
                    Dude I swear to god. I never received it. Sorry about that I soooooo want to go out to I've been so busy haven't had time for any fun. Oh btw hit me up on ICQ I want to talk to you about something.


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                    • tenderobject
                      Need Designs? 312352846
                      • Dec 2004
                      • 11688

                      #11
                      lol thats funny!


                      NEED DESIGNS?!?

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                      • Klen
                        • Aug 2006
                        • 32234

                        #12
                        That's way i sometime bettter to use phone,after all phone is also free.

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                        • GT-Omar
                          DM at Performive.com
                          • Aug 2006
                          • 2968

                          #13
                          Originally posted by KlenTelaris
                          That's way i sometime bettter to use phone,after all phone is also free.

                          hehe....


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                          • Jace
                            FBOP Class Of 2013
                            • Jan 2004
                            • 35562

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Revshare-Omar
                            Dude I swear to god. I never received it. Sorry about that I soooooo want to go out to I've been so busy haven't had time for any fun. Oh btw hit me up on ICQ I want to talk to you about something.
                            i don't believe you, you just don't love me

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                            • GT-Omar
                              DM at Performive.com
                              • Aug 2006
                              • 2968

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Jace
                              i don't believe you, you just don't love me
                              Come here you !!
                              Last edited by GT-Omar; 02-04-2007, 04:38 AM. Reason: bad typo


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