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  • Amputate Your Head
    There can be only one
    • Aug 2001
    • 39075

    #1

    ouch

    got a tad sunburned today.... should be easy to spot in vegas... I'll be the red guy...
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  • X37375787

    #2
    lobster ?

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    • Spunky
      I need a beer
      • Jun 2002
      • 133987

      #3
      bah...just started snowing here

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      • Amputate Your Head
        There can be only one
        • Aug 2001
        • 39075

        #4
        tons of fine ass bikinis down there today though.... (it was worth every minute)
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        • X37375787

          #5
          pics ?

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          • bibabi
            Confirmed User
            • Jun 2002
            • 181

            #6
            sorry to hear your a bit red amp.... but tell me is it a full body burn? Are you red all over
            Last edited by bibabi; 12-29-2002, 05:05 PM.
            SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

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            • Amputate Your Head
              There can be only one
              • Aug 2001
              • 39075

              #7
              Originally posted by Equinox
              pics ?
              ya know.... I took my camera with me yesterday, and now I can't find it... (seriously)....


              I hope it's in one of the cars somewhere, cuz that fucker cost too much to just lose.....
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              • Amputate Your Head
                There can be only one
                • Aug 2001
                • 39075

                #8
                Originally posted by bibabi
                sorry to hear your a bit red amp.... but tell me is it a full body burn? Are you red all over
                not sure yet.... I was doing an experiment today.... I put SPF 4 Hawaiian Tropic oil on the upper body, and nothing on the lower.... the results aren't in yet, we just got back....

                (but I think the top half is burned more)
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                • Amputate Your Head
                  There can be only one
                  • Aug 2001
                  • 39075

                  #9
                  oops.... scratch that... the bottle says no SPF at all....
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                  • Amputate Your Head
                    There can be only one
                    • Aug 2001
                    • 39075

                    #10
                    hmmm.... this experiment was rigged.
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                    • Zayne E.
                      Confirmed User
                      • Apr 2002
                      • 1383

                      #11
                      Hiya AMP

                      The best cure for a sunburn is diaper rash ointment. It's like a miracle...seriously! Pain gone within minutes and redness goes away within a day or so.

                      Take it from a Floriduh surfer/scuba diver...try it

                      Of course, if you want to keep the painted, possibly one-sided glow, never mind

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                      • RedShoe
                        赤い靴 call me 202-456-1111
                        • Feb 2001
                        • 14831

                        #12
                        Go to an ABC store. Right up near the cash registers (an impulse buy) you'll find, "maui babe" sun tan oil*.

                        It has got to be Maui's best kept secret hoax on the tourists. One of my first trips, I went and got a bottle. Mrs. RedShoe laughed her ass off at me the whole time I was buying it. She said it was shit, and it wouldn't work.

                        I thought, "Maui Babe"... with a name like that it's gotta make me nice and tan. Sure enough, I got to the beach and applied it. Just like the bottle sid, it was indeed, an oil. My guess it that it's just a bunch of food mixed in with a lot of olive oil. Pineapples, coconut milk, guava, mangos, all liquified and added to olive oil.

                        It stank, and was very oily. After a while it turned a little sticky. It was disgusting. After a short while I was burnt beyond belief. I ended up with sun poisoning. My body was beyond red and was now a purplish magenta color. I was in bed in agonizing pain for about 3 days. A breeze felt like a flame thrower. It makes you ill, and nothing... nothing helps.



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                        • Pete
                          Confirmed User
                          • Jan 2001
                          • 6617

                          #13
                          I'm trying to feel sorry for you but I just cant. I had to shovel my fuckin driveway yesterday!
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                          • sherie
                            Confirmed User
                            • Feb 2002
                            • 7020

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Equinox
                            lobster ?
                            Boofuckinghoo!! It's is colder than a nuns vagina here.....I am looking for a place to tan..LOL

                            Ya lucky fucker!!
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                            • Lane
                              Will code for food...
                              • Apr 2001
                              • 8496

                              #15
                              i just came back from 5 hours of snowboarding, and it was my first time.. tell me about OUCH.. all my bones are aching... i wont be able to get out of the bed tomorrow

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                              • Peaches
                                Old broad
                                • Oct 2002
                                • 13933

                                #16
                                Originally posted by RedShoe
                                Go to an ABC store. Right up near the cash registers (an impulse buy) you'll find, "maui babe" sun tan oil*.
                                Ack! I love that stuff! I even ordered it over the internet this past summer Not only does it smell great, it DOES help you tan and your skin soft w/o being oily AND it keeps the bugs away And this is from a blonde with blue eyes....though I do only start using anything with no SPF after I start with the 15, then 8, then 4. It's all in the planning and execution.

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                                • Morgan
                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                  • May 2002
                                  • 10520

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by sherie
                                  Boofuckinghoo!! It's is colder than a nuns vagina here.....I am looking for a place to tan..LOL

                                  Ya lucky fucker!!
                                  Try the tanning salon.
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                                  • SleazyDream
                                    I'm here for SPORT
                                    • Jul 2001
                                    • 41470

                                    #18
                                    anyone ever hear of skin cancer?
                                    This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

                                    Now read without the word dog.

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