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  • TurboAngel
    H.B.I.C.
    • Jun 2003
    • 30122

    #1

    Why does beer....

    Make you got to the bathroom so much? I drink one beer and go 4896767489393 times to the bathroom.


  • PHP-CODER-FOR-HIRE
    Confirmed User
    • Nov 2006
    • 1090

    #2
    Because the alcoholic content is relatively low (lotsa water in it), so you drink quite a bit more beer than Vodka to get the same level of intoxication. You'd pee just as much if you drank 5 mugs of water.

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    • PHP-CODER-FOR-HIRE
      Confirmed User
      • Nov 2006
      • 1090

      #3
      Oh, and... can you get me a blue embroidered webair polo? I'm a medium

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      • TurboAngel
        H.B.I.C.
        • Jun 2003
        • 30122

        #4
        Do you host at Webair?

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        • PHP-CODER-FOR-HIRE
          Confirmed User
          • Nov 2006
          • 1090

          #5
          Originally posted by TurboAngel
          Do you host at Webair?

          Yup (well, indirectly).

          Also, I casually mention Webair in conversation when talking to someone looking for hosting. And I do a lot of coding for Webair customers, enabling them to generate enough income to be able to rent a server from Webair in the first place.

          I'd classify myself as quite the Webair Advocate/Evangelist.

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          • madawgz
            8.8.8.8
            • Mar 2006
            • 30509

            #6
            once you take a piss there is no stopping it
            TAEMDLRMSKRJIXMRLSMRJ.

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            • TurboAngel
              H.B.I.C.
              • Jun 2003
              • 30122

              #7
              Originally posted by madawgz
              once you take a piss there is no stopping it
              It's the seal is brokend thing.


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              • Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life
                (felis madjewicus)
                • Jul 2006
                • 20368

                #8
                I usually make 2 or 3 beer, then it's straight to the pisser every half beer for the rest of th enight. thats why i drink gin and tonic.

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                • TurboAngel
                  H.B.I.C.
                  • Jun 2003
                  • 30122

                  #9
                  Originally posted by PHP-CODER-FOR-HIRE
                  Oh, and... can you get me a blue embroidered webair polo? I'm a medium
                  I can try but I can't promise.


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                  • PHP-CODER-FOR-HIRE
                    Confirmed User
                    • Nov 2006
                    • 1090

                    #10
                    Originally posted by TurboAngel
                    I can try but I can't promise.


                    Aw thanks! You know where to find me!

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                    • TurboAngel
                      H.B.I.C.
                      • Jun 2003
                      • 30122

                      #11
                      Originally posted by PHP-CODER-FOR-HIRE
                      Aw thanks! You know where to find me!
                      On GFY?


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                      • SomeCreep
                        :glugglug
                        • Mar 2003
                        • 26118

                        #12
                        Because beer rules!

                        Webair Hosting

                        I use and recommend Webair for hosting.

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                        • PHP-CODER-FOR-HIRE
                          Confirmed User
                          • Nov 2006
                          • 1090

                          #13
                          Originally posted by TurboAngel
                          On GFY?


                          and ICQ ;)

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                          • aico
                            Moo Moo Cow
                            • Mar 2004
                            • 14748

                            #14
                            Because it's so fucking good that your body wants to keep making room for more.

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                            • TurboAngel
                              H.B.I.C.
                              • Jun 2003
                              • 30122

                              #15
                              Originally posted by PHP-CODER-FOR-HIRE
                              and ICQ ;)


                              I will add you.


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                              • Vitasoy
                                GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
                                • Oct 2003
                                • 58202

                                #16
                                I hear ya.. tea also does the same for me.


                                [email protected]

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                                • biftek
                                  So Fucking Banned
                                  • Jan 2005
                                  • 1030

                                  #17
                                  because alcohol is a toxin to the body, a substance that the body has no use for , pissing it out is the way the body cleanses itself , if pissing it out doesn't help due to over consumption that's when you throw your guts up , the body fighting back against the toxins

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                                  • Adult Search Results
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Sep 2006
                                    • 608

                                    #18
                                    it's good, consider it a cleansing ritual.. drink more beer
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                                    • TurboAngel
                                      H.B.I.C.
                                      • Jun 2003
                                      • 30122

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by biftek
                                      because alcohol is a toxin to the body, a substance that the body has no use for , pissing it out is the way the body cleanses itself , if pissing it out doesn't help due to over consumption that's when you throw your guts up , the body fighting back against the toxins
                                      I'mm ready to puke now.


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                                      • Bozena X
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Jul 2006
                                        • 1139

                                        #20
                                        and when your drunk, all you can remember is pissing every 2 minutes because the rest of the time your just standing there being dumb. You have to actually use some brainpower to find your way to the bathroom through your body that is losing its motor functions. If your me, all you remember is when that chick took off her shirt and the fifty times you had to stumble your drunk ass to the bathroom.

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                                        • TurboAngel
                                          H.B.I.C.
                                          • Jun 2003
                                          • 30122

                                          #21
                                          I don't know about all that.

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                                          • TurboAngel
                                            H.B.I.C.
                                            • Jun 2003
                                            • 30122

                                            #22
                                            Ok now I'm drunk and sick.

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                                            • reynold
                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                              • Oct 2002
                                              • 51271

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by aico
                                              Because it's so fucking good that your body wants to keep making room for more.
                                              Serious beer-drinking question? Ask a tough drinker.

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