Dear Diary,
it's late I'm tired and my shoes hurt
I got a message on my blackberry, today from mr. cheny he said i needed to do something for the huricane katrina rebuilding effort, I tried to send them my legos but they floated away, so i sent over a few hasmat choppers full of vintage errector sets.
their really great, my mommy got them for me last christmas on ebay, Ebay, is cool, I was able to buy a piece Of bubble gum that was chewed by Britney spears, I was just about ready to hand it over to my top white house science guys but that fuckbag Dick cheny took it from me and flushed it down the toliet.
Speaking of toliet did you know that the drinking fountain next to the tolite is not actually a drinking fountain, heh heh heh yeah I found that out the hard way, mommy made me use my toothbrush to get it clean, clean heh heh heh
Mommy gave me some advice today, she looked me right in the eyes and screamed NO WIRE HANGERS, I'm not quite sure what that meant but whatever mommy dearest knows best.
Got into a fight with condaleeza tonight cause I used the Nword in front of her, she asked me if she could have a raise and I relied NO, she then yelled at me for using the nword heh heh heh
Uh oh, I gotta go, I think I hear Dick walking around, I hope he falls and breaks a hip.
Until next time God bless america and no where else.
~W~
it's late I'm tired and my shoes hurt
I got a message on my blackberry, today from mr. cheny he said i needed to do something for the huricane katrina rebuilding effort, I tried to send them my legos but they floated away, so i sent over a few hasmat choppers full of vintage errector sets.
their really great, my mommy got them for me last christmas on ebay, Ebay, is cool, I was able to buy a piece Of bubble gum that was chewed by Britney spears, I was just about ready to hand it over to my top white house science guys but that fuckbag Dick cheny took it from me and flushed it down the toliet.
Speaking of toliet did you know that the drinking fountain next to the tolite is not actually a drinking fountain, heh heh heh yeah I found that out the hard way, mommy made me use my toothbrush to get it clean, clean heh heh heh
Mommy gave me some advice today, she looked me right in the eyes and screamed NO WIRE HANGERS, I'm not quite sure what that meant but whatever mommy dearest knows best.
Got into a fight with condaleeza tonight cause I used the Nword in front of her, she asked me if she could have a raise and I relied NO, she then yelled at me for using the nword heh heh heh
Uh oh, I gotta go, I think I hear Dick walking around, I hope he falls and breaks a hip.
Until next time God bless america and no where else.
~W~
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