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  • Libertine
    sex dwarf
    • May 2002
    • 17860
    #1

    The devil has a name!

    No, it's not satan, beelzebub, lucifer, or any of that crap. It's far worse, striking fear into the eyes of those that encounter him, turning grown man into crying little children... His name is... Christmas Shopping!
    God fucking damn. This has got to be the worst thing there is in the world. I could stand torture, being shot, getting hit by a truck... but not this unwholesome tragedy. It makes me want to kill people. Many people.
    /(bb|[^b]{2})/
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    • theking
      Nice Kitty
      • Sep 2002
      • 21053
      #2
      Originally posted by punkworld
      No, it's not satan, beelzebub, lucifer, or any of that crap. It's far worse, striking fear into the eyes of those that encounter him, turning grown man into crying little children... His name is... Christmas Shopping!
      God fucking damn. This has got to be the worst thing there is in the world. I could stand torture, being shot, getting hit by a truck... but not this unwholesome tragedy. It makes me want to kill people. Many people.
      Ahh...the true spirit of Xmas is alive and well. Merry Xmas.
      When you're running down my country hoss...you're walking on the fighting side of me!

      FOR THE LYING LOWLIFE POSTING AS PATHFINDER...http://gfy.com/fucking-around-and-pr...athfinder.html

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        • Libertine
          sex dwarf
          • May 2002
          • 17860
          #3
          Update: I just punched some guy in the face for cutting in line at the store.
          /(bb|[^b]{2})/

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            • theking
              Nice Kitty
              • Sep 2002
              • 21053
              #4
              Originally posted by punkworld
              Update: I just punched some guy in the face for cutting in line at the store.
              How many times did he punch you back and how much was your bail?
              When you're running down my country hoss...you're walking on the fighting side of me!

              FOR THE LYING LOWLIFE POSTING AS PATHFINDER...http://gfy.com/fucking-around-and-pr...athfinder.html

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                • Libertine
                  sex dwarf
                  • May 2002
                  • 17860
                  #5
                  Originally posted by theking


                  How many times did he punch you back and how much was your bail?
                  Actually, he didn't punch back, and I didn't get arrested. He just moved to the back of the line. People were looking at me kinda strangely though.
                  /(bb|[^b]{2})/

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                    • Bobby Vicious
                      Confirmed User
                      • Aug 2002
                      • 452
                      #6
                      I have the same problem this time of year. If it weren't for my godchildren I wouldn't bother.It's the greatest trick played on consumers.

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                        • Libertine
                          sex dwarf
                          • May 2002
                          • 17860
                          #7
                          Update: My girlfriend just called, and told me she has the flu. She will still come, but has a fever and is likely to have to spend Christmas in bed.
                          /(bb|[^b]{2})/

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                            • Voodoo
                              ♥ ♦ ♣ ♠
                              • Sep 2002
                              • 10600
                              #8
                              This is what I looked like when I was finished Christmas Shopping.

                              "I'm selflessly supporting the common good, but only coincidentally looking out for No.1."

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                                • Libertine
                                  sex dwarf
                                  • May 2002
                                  • 17860
                                  #9
                                  Update: My girlfriend has arrived, and is seriously sick. Which basically means me being a nurse for the days to come. No fun, no sex, and none of the food I got (valued at the income of 5 average chinese families in a year).
                                  Christmas sucks!
                                  /(bb|[^b]{2})/

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                                    • Libertine
                                      sex dwarf
                                      • May 2002
                                      • 17860
                                      #10
                                      Update: Christmas really does suck. I hate my girlfriend. I hate Santa. I hate you all.
                                      This is the last time ever I celebrated Christmas.
                                      /(bb|[^b]{2})/

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