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  • L-Pink
    working on my tan
    • Mar 2005
    • 39151

    #1

    Minority math test ...

    Name:___________
    Alias:____________
    Gang:____________

    1. Johnny has an AK-47 with a 40 round clip. If he misses 6 out of 10 shots, and he shoots 13 times at every drive by shooting, how may drive by shootings can he enjoy before he has to reload?

    2. Jose has 2 ounces of cocaine and he sells an 8 ball to Ricky for $320 and 2 grams to D.J. for $85 per gram. What is the street value of the balance of the cocaine if he doesn't cut it?

    3. Rufus is pimping for 3 girls. If his price is $65 per Joe, how many tricks will each have to turn so Rufus can pay for his $800 per day crack habit?

    4. Jerome wants to cut his 1/2 pound pound of heroin and make a 20% profit. How many ounces of cut will he need?

    5. Willie gets $200 for stealing a BMW, $50 for stealing a Chevy, and $200 for a 4x4. If he has stolen 2 BMW's and 3 4x4's, how many Chevys will he have to steal to make $1000?

    6. Raoul is in prison for 6 years for murder. He got $10,000 for the hit. If his common law wife is spending $100 per month, how much money will be left when he gets out of prison, and how many years will he get for killing her for spending his money?

    7. If the average spray can covers 22 square feet and the average letter is 8 square feet, how many letters can Tagger spray if he steals 3 cans of paint and finds 1 can of paint 1/3 empty?

    8. Hector has knocked up 6 girls in his gang. If there are 27 girls in the gang, what percentage of the girls in the gang has Hector knocked up?

    9. Thelma can cook dinner for her 16 children for $7.50 per night. She gets $234 a month welfare for each child. If her $235 per month rent goes up 15%, how many children should she have to keep up with expenses?

    10. Salvator was arrested for dealing crack and his bail was set at $25,000.
    If he pays a bail bondsman 12% and returns to Mexico, how much money will he lose for jumping bail?
  • northboy
    Confirmed User
    • Oct 2005
    • 807

    #2
    kind of funny

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    • Fresh
      • Mar 2005
      • 4920

      #3
      fuckin hillarious


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        • MaddCaz
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          • Mar 2006
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          • Aquarius
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            • May 2004
            • 4754

            #6

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            • notabook
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              • Apr 2006
              • 9748

              #7
              It's funny, but even funnier is that teachers have actually used that lmao...

              http://www.snopes.com/humor/question/mathtest.asp

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              • SgtStrider
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                • Oct 2005
                • 1196

                #8
                too drunk and to long to read, need pictures

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                • E$_manager
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                  • Apr 2006
                  • 13557

                  #9
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                  • MsWild
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                    • Apr 2006
                    • 2803

                    #10
                    funny
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