The Ejaculator!

[RF_Erick]

http://strongbad.surrealistic.net/ejaculator.php

[LiveDose]

I thought this thread was about me.

[reynold]

Now, I feel so great with myself...

[FreakinWebmaster]

I now feel whole inside... thanks for the info

[Vitasoy]

You have made 60.9375 gallons and 508.54805625 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch the length of 6.5 football fields!
You have killed approximately 4,212,000,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 23400 kittens.