Do you read when taking a dump?

[Jarmusch]

Can you shit without reading a book/mag/newspaper?

[Kinky John]

If i had Indian the night before i take Tolstoy

[MaDalton]

i just did - car magazine

[Dagwolf]

I don't take dumps, but if I did I'd read while I did it.

[Scott McD]

When i don't take something in to read with me, my shit usually takes ages, and i'm sitting there with fuck all to read.

When i do take something in with me, my shit always drops fast, and so makes it pointless having anything to read.

I can't win...

[Z]

Yup...sure do.

[Adult Warden]

I bring the laptop

[notabook]

Reading books at least is out of the question as they are for fags. I do however often contemplate the greater meanings of life while taking a shit. Often times while I'm squeezing out the second or third turd, I'll be thinking about George Bush for some reason. Perhaps he's synonymous with shit? Or maybe it's because I secretly want to have a love affair with him just so I can rub it in Condi's face? Eh, who knows. Except Jesus. Because Jesus knows everything.

[RayVega]

I'm in-and-out, no time to read...

[Vitasoy]

I take quick dumps, so no

[Jarmusch]

When i do take something in with me, my shit always drops fast, and so makes it pointless having anything to read.

Yeah it's amazing how the turds come out easier when you're reading.

[Jakke PNG]

I read or play gameboy.

[dakota1358]

Hell ya I read boring if not

[thaifan99]

I su doku. do you?

[Magix]

i'm thinking abut bussines, usely it's morning so i'm thinking about my day plans

[Mr.Right - Banned For Life]

I'm in-and-out, no time to read...

that is the best way.

[Sveindt Beindt]

Yes all i can get

[Waveu6410]

I always read a current issue of AVN Online

[AnnaSucks]

Of course. I've been know to spend 90 minutes on a toilet because I just had to finish an interesting book, although the actual shitting part only took 5 minutes. Unfortunately after an hour your ass and legs go numb and tingly.

I also have a dictionary in the bathroom, for the quickies. Every time I have a number 2, I learn a new word. I can highly recommend this method to anyone who wants to expand their vocabulary.

Once when I was still living with my mom, she had to go really bad, but I needed to finish the book I was reading, so I kept her waiting outside the bathroom door for another 15 minutes. When I came out I figured she'd be really pissed off with me if I told her I was *just* reading a book so I told her I had a really bad case of constipation...

She booked me a doctors appointment the next day.

[Zester]

I shit too fast to read anything, really, i think about something for 1 mintue and it's over.
what do I think about when I shit? that's another thread

[Antonio]

I always take something with me, usually a newspaper, I honestly think that's one of the best pleasures in life

[cool1]

Yep I have a bookshelf in my bathroom.
And now my 5 yr old daughter has takin to reading her book in the john, wonder if my son will when he starts reading

[free4porn]

I take quick dumps, so no

same here

[mikeyddddd]

Yep. You need something to do when you have the occasional hanger.

[Grapesoda]

Can you shit without reading a book/mag/newspaper?

I can't walk and chew gum . . . so . . hummmm?

[Garywell]

hahaha It's really difficult to do it without reading when you're at home. But in public no reading at all. Just fast action

[fris]

no, but i bring my portable dvd player

[GlamourGirlContent]

I'm in-and-out, no time to read...

That is me too....I do what I go there for and that's it!!!!!!!
When I wanna read that I sit down in the living room...

[Kimo]

I bring the laptop

metoo, or i read avn/xbiz

[Hooligan]

i watch movies

[OTerror]

I love reading the paper

[Webby]

Best learning center on the planet

Learned several programming languages and plenty more there...

[scottybuzz]

no i dont read

[nico-t]

i dont wanna sit around reading in my own shit smell, i never understood that

[kapon]

I take laptop too

[Digipimp]

they dont call it the library without reason, anyway i'm off to the library

[Rankings]

avn online

[BusterBunny]

i crap out words and read them

[reynold]

I do not read nor sing while taking a dump--I just concentrate.