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  • dunefield
    www.barely18movies.com
    • Feb 2003
    • 10920

    #1

    Busted?

    Anyone ever been caught...
    Date: 2006-07-27, 1:34PM CDT


    ...doing the most private of private things?

    Last night my girlfriend came home earlier than she ever has and caught me, naked, watching porn, and stroking it with a mask and snorkel on.

    There's not really much to say at that point. She walked right past me and went into the bedroom. I quickly turned the porn off, put on some pants, and took the mask and snorkel off. Five minuets later she came out of the bedroom and asked how my day was... it was like she didn't just catch me throttling myself with a mask and snorkel on. The rest of the evening went as normal. We had baked chicken and green beans for dinner, and then watched the simpsons.

    I don't really don't know what else to say.

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  • reynold
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Oct 2002
    • 51271

    #2
    We just don't know what's inside a woman's mind...

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    • SlamDesigns
      Confirmed User
      • Jul 2005
      • 2339

      #3
      Originally posted by dunefield
      ...stroking it with a mask and snorkel on.
      Wow. People just keep getting weirder.

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      • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
        Purveyor, Fine Asian Porn
        • Jul 2004
        • 38323

        #4


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        • Doctor Dre
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • Jan 2001
          • 51692

          #5
          lol
          the last girl I been with probably would have jumped on the dick.
          Originally posted by rayadp05
          I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?

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          • martinsc
            Too lazy to set a custom title
            • Jun 2005
            • 27047

            #6
            Make Money

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            • LiveDose
              Show Yer Tits!
              • Feb 2002
              • 25792

              #7
              Freak...

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              • notabook
                Confirmed User
                • Apr 2006
                • 9748

                #8
                Man I hate when people catch me masturbating with my mask and snorkel on.

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                • JustynErmouth
                  MyXXXEmpire
                  • May 2006
                  • 237

                  #9
                  That is absolutely hilarious.
                  "Different Strokes, For Different Folks." Never really new the meaning of that saying until Now.
                  ICQ# 169327

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                  • Magix
                    Confirmed User
                    • Jun 2006
                    • 2616

                    #10
                    Omg Lol )
                    PSD to HTML/XHTML/CSS Services

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                    • shack
                      Confirmed User
                      • Oct 2004
                      • 539

                      #11
                      HAH! Now that's funny

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                      • Love Sex
                        Confirmed User
                        • Nov 2004
                        • 1905

                        #12
                        i wonder what site it was

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                        • Scott McD
                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                          • Nov 2002
                          • 67798

                          #13
                          'mask and snorkel'


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                          • gooddomains
                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                            • Jul 2003
                            • 10127

                            #14
                            that makes me horny

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                            • blood_burn
                              Confirmed User
                              • Jul 2006
                              • 147

                              #15
                              you have a nice gf dude!

                              ICQ:239-672-413

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                              • mikeyddddd
                                Viva la vulva!
                                • Mar 2003
                                • 16557

                                #16
                                Originally posted by dunefield
                                Busted?
                                For what?

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                                • Crynos
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Jul 2006
                                  • 283

                                  #17
                                  Mask and snorkel?

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                                  • fetishblog
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Sep 2005
                                    • 5995

                                    #18
                                    Haha, classic craigslist post!

                                    Fling.com doesn't steal your traffic and sales unlike some other dating companies. I promote them, and so should you!

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                                    • Pimpin_J
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Jul 2006
                                      • 3637

                                      #19
                                      lool fucking freaks!

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                                      • Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE
                                        MOBILE PORN: IMOBILEPORN
                                        • Jan 2004
                                        • 16502

                                        #20
                                        so im not the only one who pulls the pud with a mask and snorkle on?

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                                        • TexasDreams
                                          former Miserable Admin :)
                                          • Oct 2003
                                          • 4700

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by mikeyddddd
                                          For what?
                                          Busted for not wearing the proper flippers while stroking it while wearing a mask and snorkel. Geez, don't you know proper masturbation etiquette?!?!?!

                                          ICQ: 168-914-369 >>> sysop [at] TexasDreams [dot] com

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                                          • Dvae
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Feb 2005
                                            • 5326

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by reynold
                                            We just don't know what's inside a woman's mind...
                                            Say no more..
                                            .
                                            .

                                            Arguing with a troll is a lot like wrestling in the mud with a pig, after a couple of hours you realize the pig likes it.

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                                            • Skillz Unlimited
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Aug 2004
                                              • 1541

                                              #23
                                              That was originaly a post on craigs list.

                                              http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/all/

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                                              • mikeyddddd
                                                Viva la vulva!
                                                • Mar 2003
                                                • 16557

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by TexasDreams
                                                Busted for not wearing the proper flippers while stroking it while wearing a mask and snorkel. Geez, don't you know proper masturbation etiquette?!?!?!

                                                Sorry. I'm such a noob.

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                                                • digifan
                                                  The Profiler
                                                  • Oct 2002
                                                  • 14618

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by LOL :D
                                                  so im not the only one who pulls the pud with a mask and snorkle on?
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