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  • mongoose403
    Confirmed User
    • Oct 2002
    • 143

    #1

    constipation...

    seriously in pain..

    any suggestions?
    .
  • ace0r
    Confirmed User
    • Feb 2001
    • 1410

    #2
    fiber

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    • hyper
      Confirmed User
      • Mar 2002
      • 5294

      #3
      stick your finger up your ass

      thats what they did in the old days..

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      • BJ
        Confirmed User
        • Mar 2002
        • 5590

        #4
        coffee and cigarettes and big burrito

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        • Slick
          Confirmed User
          • Feb 2001
          • 7338

          #5
          Heck, I sometimes wish I had that problem being constipated. I usually go 2-3 times a day.

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          • XXXPaysiteDesign
            Confirmed User
            • Mar 2002
            • 2201

            #6
            Laxatives?
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            • C_U_Next_Tuesday
              WW4L
              • Oct 2002
              • 10581

              #7
              eat about 3 or 4 stalks of celery..fiber and a natrual laxative

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              • Yassi
                Confirmed User
                • Sep 2002
                • 136

                #8
                a big dildo up your ass
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                • heymatty
                  Confirmed User
                  • Oct 2001
                  • 2188

                  #9
                  Follow the advice of the constipated mathematician


                  he worked it out with a pencil

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                  • MakeMeGrrrrowl
                    Grrrrrrrrr
                    • Oct 2002
                    • 4986

                    #10
                    Eat some chinese food!!!

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                    • Raven
                      Confirmed User
                      • Jul 2001
                      • 6874

                      #11
                      1. Drink hot water. Not boiling hot. Just hot enough.
                      2. Lie down on your left side, with your leg drawn up.
                      3. Squat.
                      4. Enemas work
                      5. Eat a big bowl of chili con carne with raw onion and sour cream. It will either kill you or cure you.
                      Raven

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                      • asuna
                        Confirmed User
                        • May 2002
                        • 8743

                        #12
                        enema!!

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                        • BradShaw
                          Confirmed User
                          • Oct 2001
                          • 7840

                          #13
                          I would see a good doctor.

                          I had alot of stomach problems, about this time last year. Started with consipation and got alot worse. Felt that I had a knife in my side for 2 months. They never exactly figured out the problem, but I changed the way I ate, and my lifestyle.
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                          • SleazyDream
                            I'm here for SPORT
                            • Jul 2001
                            • 41470

                            #14
                            ummm, doesn't being constipated mean you're full of shit?
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                            • sumphatpimp
                              Confirmed User
                              • Aug 2002
                              • 5235

                              #15
                              Originally posted by mongoose403
                              seriously in pain..

                              any suggestions?
                              You take it up the ass?
                              cause sometimes that causes it (constipation)
                              no shit


                              they say reading meanless bullshit on the internet can upset you too.
                              that could cause it

                              could be cancer too, but then you would die so constipation wouldn't be that big of a concern, the undertaker takes all that out when they embalm you.

                              your life insurance is all paid up? right?
                              I would, just in case.

                              just want to be helpful.
                              you have a good day now,
                              you hear?????????

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                              • asuna
                                Confirmed User
                                • May 2002
                                • 8743

                                #16
                                Originally posted by BradShaw
                                They never exactly figured out the problem, but I changed the way I ate, and my lifestyle.
                                tranny?

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                                • tree
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Nov 2001
                                  • 1601

                                  #17
                                  eat some mcdonalds

                                  that should do it

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                                  • Bobo
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Feb 2002
                                    • 2253

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by BradShaw
                                    I would see a good doctor.

                                    I had alot of stomach problems, about this time last year. Started with consipation and got alot worse. Felt that I had a knife in my side for 2 months. They never exactly figured out the problem, but I changed the way I ate, and my lifestyle.
                                    You cut down on the number of hookers you fuck?

                                    In my opinion, you made a bad lifestyle choice.

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