Miserable Users Status Means.....

[Mr.Right - Banned For Life]

1. Slow response (time delay) on every page (20 to 60 seconds default).
2. A chance they will get the "server busy" message (50% by default).
3. A chance that no search facilities will be available (75% by default).
4. A chance they will get redirected to another preset page (25% & homepage by default).
5. A chance they will simply get a blank page (25% by default).
6. Post flood limit increased by a defined factor (10 times by default).
7. If they get past all this okay, then they will be served up their proper page.

[2HousePlague]

2hp

[Kimo]

oh shit, haha!

[Doctor Dre]

3. A chance that no search facilities will be available (75% by default).

That's just normal ... every day is miserable for the search feature ;)

[Michael O]

1. Slow response (time delay) on every page (20 to 60 seconds default).
2. A chance they will get the "server busy" message (50% by default).
3. A chance that no search facilities will be available (75% by default).
4. A chance they will get redirected to another preset page (25% & homepage by default).
5. A chance they will simply get a blank page (25% by default).
6. Post flood limit increased by a defined factor (10 times by default).
7. If they get past all this okay, then they will be served up their proper page.

I only get 3 & 5 so I guess I am ok

[OG LennyT]

that would be cool if admin actually had control of the server's resources allocated to a certain usergroup

[CaptainHowdy]

I get a couple of those ... !!

[KrisKross]

I'd go insane.

[xclusive]

I'm a good boy, I follow the rules

[gooddomains]

good info, read it myself on vbulletin.org

[seeric]

it means you're a jackass who can't play in the sandbox with other children without throwing toys and being an overall asshat.

[MrIzzz]

texasdreams touched me in a bad place once

[joshll]

it means you're a jackass who can't play in the sandbox with other children without throwing toys and being an overall asshat.

[joshll]

texasdreams touched me in a bad place once

WOOOOOO TexasDreams you naughy devil

[pornguy]

I get a couple of those. But I am no in counseling, so Im not so miserable any more.

[CamsLord]

i get most of those