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  • trailboss
    Registered User
    • Oct 2002
    • 54

    #1

    Terrorist Profiling

    Please pause a moment, reflect back, and take the following multiple choice test. These events actually happened! Do you remember?

    1. In 1972 at the Munich Olympics, athletes were kidnapped and massacred by
    a. Olga Corbitt
    b. Sitting Bull
    c. Arnold Schwartzeneger or
    d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

    2. In 1979, the U.S. embassy in Iran was taken over by
    a. Lost Norwegians
    b. Elvis
    c. A tour bus full of 80-year-old women or
    d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40.

    3. During the 1980's a number of Americans were kidnapped in Lebanon by
    a. John Dillinger
    b. The King of Sweden
    c. The Boy Scouts or
    d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

    4. In 1983, the U.S. Marine barracks in Beirut was blown up by
    a. A pizza delivery boy
    b. Pee Wee Herman
    c. Geraldo Rivera or
    d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

    5. In 1985 the cruise ship Achille Lauro was hijacked and a 70 year old American passenger was murdered and thrown overboard in his wheelchair by
    a. The Smurfs
    b. Davy Jones
    c. The Little Mermaid or
    d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

    6. In 1985 TWA flight 847 was hijacked at Athens, and a U.S. Navy diver trying to rescue passengers was murdered by
    a. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
    b. Charles Lindbergh
    c. Mother Teresa or
    d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

    7. In 1988, Pan Am Flight 103 was bombed by
    a. Scooby Doo
    b. The Tooth Fairy
    c. Butch Cassidy and The Sundance Kid or
    d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

    8. In 1993 the World Trade Center was bombed the first time by
    a. Richard Simmons
    b. Grandma Moses
    c. Michael Jordan or
    d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

    9. In 1998, the U.S. embassies in Kenya and Tanzania were bombed by
    a. Mr. Rogers
    b. Hillary, to distract attention from Wild Bill' s women problems
    c. The World Wrestling Federation or
    d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

    10. On 9/11/01, four airliners were hijacked; two were used as missiles to take out the World Trade Center and of the remaining two, one crashed into the US Pentagon and the other was diverted to a crash by the passengers. Thousands of people were killed by
    a. Bugs Bunny, Wiley E. Coyote, Daffy Duck and Elmer Fudd
    b. The Supreme Court of Florida
    c. Mr. Bean or
    d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

    11. In 2002 the United States fought a war in Afghanistan against
    a. Enron
    b. The Lutheran Church
    c. The NFL or
    d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

    12. In 2002 reporter Daniel Pearl was kidnapped and murdered by
    a. Bonny and Clyde
    b. Captain Kangaroo
    c. Billy Graham or
    d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

    Do YOU see a pattern here to justify profiling?

    I Do.

    Sweet Dreams,

    Trailboss
  • nemesis
    Confirmed User
    • Sep 2001
    • 1335

    #2
    Could you please summarize your point?

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    • mrthumbs
      salad tossing sig guy
      • Apr 2002
      • 11702

      #3
      So Richard Simmons matches all criteria? What?

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      • UnseenWorld
        Confirmed User
        • May 2001
        • 5279

        #4
        Originally posted by nemesis
        Could you please summarize your point?
        Oh, but you know next time it could always be a comatose paraplegic grandma in a wheelchair.
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        • trailboss
          Registered User
          • Oct 2002
          • 54

          #5
          How about this:

          Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

          That's my point.

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          • Thrawn$
            Confirmed User
            • Apr 2002
            • 4596

            #6
            Originally posted by trailboss
            How about this:

            Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

            That's my point.


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            • freeadultcontent
              Confirmed User
              • Oct 2002
              • 9976

              #7
              Ok...

              1. C
              2. C and A, the women thought Elvis was inside.
              3. C They were getting thier terrorism badges, and actualy were eagle scouts.
              4. C He heard Pee Wee was spanking it inside and blew the wall to film.
              5. C that fishy skank loves the gimps
              6. A and it wasnt murder, that diver offended they family.
              7. B I never trusted that tooth stealing cat burglar.
              8. A. He thought they looked a lil bloated.
              9. The WWF of course.
              10. B. Mr. bush's approval was down and they didnt want it to seem they made a bad choice.
              11. B it is about religion right.
              12. C That fundamentalist hates muslems and wants them to look bad whever possible.

              But whadda I know I went to an American public school.

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              • trailboss
                Registered User
                • Oct 2002
                • 54

                #8
                Thrawn$,

                My parents said college was a waste of time for me.

                They were right!

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