10 Things I Hate About MYSPACE!!

[Mr.Right - Banned For Life]

This was on one of my friends bulliten lists, i thought it was very funny, sorry if it is old.

FUCK YOU FOR TEN REASONS!!!
*Just changes all the spelling mistakes and internet slang for other words*


ONE
WAKE UP
there is NO SUCH THING as a myspace tracker.
it does NOT exist. so quit posting stupid bulletins like
"OH-EM-GEEEEE this WORKS!!!"
no, it doesnt.


TWO
To the people who have like 25,000 friends,
are you serious?
You're stupid.
Go play in traffic.


THREE
Don't ever post pictures and say
"OMG, I'm so ugly"
"OMG, I'm so fat"
because if you were,
you wouldn't post them.
And if you do you're a fucking mongoloid.


FOUR
Nobody cares about threats over the internet.
Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard.
Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics;
even if you win, you're still retarded.


FIVE
Making 20 bulletins a day
about how you hate other people
because you're not on their top 8.
who the fuck cares?
ITS FUCKING MYSPACE!!!


SIX
Who really gives a crap if
I don't accept you as a friend?
MOVE ON!!!
Don't send me another request or message asking
"what's up with you not adding me?"
I don't want you as a friend;
that's what's up!


SEVEN
Little 6th graders who have MySpace
and look like sluts,
go somewhere else
because nobody wants you here.


EIGHT
If you have decided to read this,
you are a true MySpace Friend.
Real friends read their bulletins.


NINE
I say you go and pass this on
and maybe it will finally get through people's brains



TEN
And if you open a bulletin and it says something like
"repost this in 100 seconds or a ghost will rape your dog tonight,"
IT'S NOT REAL! QUIT BEING A FUCKING MORON



This is a test to see how many people
in your friends list
actually pay attention to you.

[BobG]

or there's always the bulletins that read...

"Creepy, you can actually see who's looking at your myspace"

WTF is so creepy about that? Isn't that what you spent like 8 hours a day decorating it and putting only pictures that make you look good and ones of you with "cool" people up on it.... so that people could look at it?

[adonthenet]

LOL Thanks hehe

[buddyjuf]

myspace rox


soooooooooo much pussyyyyyyyyyy AHHHHH

[Ace_luffy]

[Kevsh]

Most of those points could easily apply to GFY ... on a good day ;)

btw, MySpace generally is a piece of garbage - it's obvious a real amateur programmed the thing. Too bad one of the "social attention whoring" sites that is actually done well isn't #1 and getting all the press.

[Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE]

I hate all the kids and men acting like girls!

[Gentle_Ben]

good list batts

[NoCarrier]

You forgot one :

ELEVEN

Requests from Lawrence Connor the psycho

[Mr.Right - Banned For Life]

You forgot one :

ELEVEN

Requests from Lawrence Connor the psycho

[MaddCaz]

sounds like a damn myspace bulletin!

[TheEnforcer]

Most of those points could easily apply to GFY ... on a good day ;)

btw, MySpace generally is a piece of garbage - it's obvious a real amateur programmed the thing. Too bad one of the "social attention whoring" sites that is actually done well isn't #1 and getting all the press.

Well.. it won't get any more attention if you don't mention it in the thread now will it?

[bellskids]

that list was mildly amusing but it failed to cover the main things that people SHOULD hate about myspace. 1) the fit inducing backgrounds, 80% of profiles I see on there make a geocities site circa 1998 look top notch. Im suprised the under construction gifs and animated flames havent made a retro comeback to be honest. 2) Music. Damnit there is nothign worse than hearing some total random piece of shit music at appaling bit rate come blaring over your speakers.

in short MySpace Tom please fuck off!

[Donny]

I think I'll post this.

[sweetgirl2006]

myspace is okay...

[CaptainHowdy]

sounds like a damn myspace bulletin!

True... I just don't have a MySpace account and that's about it.

[gimo33]

lol.......

[rowan]

that list was mildly amusing but it failed to cover the main things that people SHOULD hate about myspace. 1) the fit inducing backgrounds, 80% of profiles I see on there make a geocities site circa 1998 look top notch. Im suprised the under construction gifs and animated flames havent made a retro comeback to be honest. 2) Music. Damnit there is nothign worse than hearing some total random piece of shit music at appaling bit rate come blaring over your speakers.

As someone who doesn't "get" myspace (and doesn't want to) this describes my experience and feelings perfectly.

[minusonebit]

MySpace sucks, is pointless and a huge waste of bandwidth. If I owned an ISP, its DNS would never resolve.

[Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE]

EIGHT
If you have decided to read this,
you are a true MySpace Friend.
Real friends read their bulletins.

i read this thread, which in turn read a bulletin on myspace, does that make me your real friend? im not even on your myspace and i read your bulletin, lets make myspace babies

[E$_manager]

very hateful thread

[SgtStrider]

Batts, you da man,

[RogerV10]

I read the first five and my head exploded.

[Monique Niccole]

I'm about sick of myspace. All these random people with their friend requests and comments on my page commenting about how I haven't dropped by their profile and re-commented them. Jesus...it was cool at first, but now I'm irritated.

[Mr.Right - Banned For Life]

Was not meant to be a hateful thread, just a funny one, i like myspace, i have a myspace account, i just thought it was funny when i read it.