wellhung: hello, sweetheart. what do you look like?
sweetheart: i am wearing a red silk blouse, a miniskirt and high heels. i work out every day, i'm toned and perfect. my measurements are 36-24-36. what do you look like?
wellhung: i'm 6'3" and about 375 pounds. i wear glasses and i have on a pair of blue sweat pants i just bought from walmart.. i'm also wearing a t-shirt with a few spots of barbecue sauce on it from dinner.. it smells funny
sweetheart: i want you. would you like to screw me?
wellhung: ok
sweetheart: we're in my bedroom. there's soft music playing on the stereo and candles on my dresser and night table. i'm looking up into your eyes, smiling. my hand works its way down to your crotch and begins to fondle your huge, swelling bulge
wellhung: i'm gulping, i'm beginning to sweat
sweetheart: i'm pulling up your shirt and kissing your chest
wellhung: now i'm unbuttoning your blouse. my hands are trembling
sweetheart: i'm moaning softly
wellhung: i'm taking hold of your blouse and sliding it off slowly
sweetheart: i'm throwing my head back in pleasure. the cool silk slides off my warm skin. i'm rubbing you're bulge faster, pulling and rubbing
wellhung: my hand suddenly jerks spastically and accidentally rips a hole in your blouse. i'm sorry
sweetheart: that's ok, it wasn't really too expensive
wellhung: i'll pay for it
sweetheart: don't worry about it. i'm wearing a lacy black bra. my soft breasts are rising and falling, as i breath harder and harder
wellhung: i'm fumbling with the clasp on your bra. i think it's stuck. do you have any scissors?
sweetheart: i take your hand and kiss it softly. i'm reaching back undoing the clasp. the bra slides off my body. the air caresses my breast. my nipples are erect for you
wellhung: how did you do that? i'm picking up the bra and inspecting the clasp
sweetheart: i'm arching my back. oh baby. i just want to feel your tongue all over me
wellhung: i'm dropping the bra. now i'm licking your, you know, breasts. they're neat!
sweetheart: i'm running my fingers through your hair. now i'm nibbling your ear
wellhung: i suddenly sneeze. your breast are covered with spit and phlegm
sweetheart: what?
wellhung: i'm so sorry; really
sweetheart: i'm wiping your phlegm off my breasts with the remains of my blouse
wellhung: i'm taking the sopping wet blouse from you. i drop it with a plop
sweetheart: ok. i'm pulling your sweat pants down and rubbing your hard tool
wellhung: i'm screaming like a woman. your hands are cold! yee!
sweetheart: i'm pulling up my miniskirt. take off my panties
wellhung: i'm having a coughing fit. i'm turning all red
sweetheart: can i help?
wellhung: i'm pulling off your panties. my tongue is going all over, in and out nibbling on you're.. umm.. wait a minute
sweetheart: what's the matter?
wellhung: i've got a pubic hair caught in my throat. i'm choking
sweetheart: are you ok?
wellhung: i'm running to the kitchen, choking wildly. i'm fumbling through the cabinets, looking for a cup. where do you keep your cups?
sweetheart: in the cabinet to the right of the sink
wellhung: i'm drinking a cup of water. there, that's better
sweetheart: come back to me, lover
wellhung: i'm washing the cup now
sweetheart: i'm on the bed aching for you
wellhung: i'm drying the cup. now i'm putting it back in the cabinet. and now i'm walking back to the bedroom. wait, it's dark, i'm lost. where's the bedroom?
sweetheart: last door on the left at the end of the hall
wellhung: i found it
sweetheart: i'm tuggin' off your pants. i'm moaning. i want you so badly
wellhung: me too
sweetheart: your pants are off. i kiss you passionately. our naked bodies pressing each other
wellhung: your face is pushing my glasses into my face. it hurts
sweetheart: why don't you take off your glasses?
wellhung: ok, but i can't see very well without them. i place the glasses on the night table
sweetheart: i'm bending over the bed. give it to me, baby!
wellhung: i have to pee. i'm fumbling my way blindly across the room and toward the bathroom
sweetheart: hurry back, lover
wellhung: i find the bathroom and it's dark. i'm feeling around for the toilet. i lift the lid
sweetheart: i'm waiting eagerly for your return
wellhung: i'm done going. i'm feeling around for the flush handle, but i can't find it. uh-oh!
sweetheart: what's the matter now?
wellhung: i've realized that i've peed into your laundry hamper. sorry again. i'm walking back to the bedroom now, blindly feeling my way
sweetheart: mmm, yes. come on
wellhung: ok, now i'm going to put my.. you know .. thing.. in your.. you know.. woman's thing
sweetheart: yes! do it, baby! do it!
wellhung: i'm touching your smooth butt. it feels so nice. i kiss your neck. umm, i'm having a little trouble here
sweetheart: i'm moving my ass back and forth, moaning. i can't stand it another second! slide in! screw me now!
wellhung: i'm flacid
sweetheart: what?
wellhung: i'm limp. i can't sustain an erection
sweetheart: what? i'm standing up and turning around; an incredulous look on my face
wellhung: i'm shrugging with a sad look on my face, my willy all floppy. i'm going to get my glasses and see what's wrong
sweetheart: no, never mind. i'm getting dressed. i'm putting on my underwear. now i'm putting on my wet nasty blouse
wellhung: no wait! now i'm squinting, trying to find the night table. i'm feeling along the dresser, knocking over cans of hair spray, picture frames and your candles
sweetheart: i'm buttoning my blouse. now i'm putting on my shoes
wellhung: i've found my glasses. i'm putting them on. my god! one of your candles fell on the curtain. the curtain is on fire! i'm pointing at it, a shocked look on my face
sweetheart: go to hell. i'm logging off, you loser!
wellhung: now the carpet is on fire! oh no!
sweetheart: [logged off]
sweetheart: i am wearing a red silk blouse, a miniskirt and high heels. i work out every day, i'm toned and perfect. my measurements are 36-24-36. what do you look like?
wellhung: i'm 6'3" and about 375 pounds. i wear glasses and i have on a pair of blue sweat pants i just bought from walmart.. i'm also wearing a t-shirt with a few spots of barbecue sauce on it from dinner.. it smells funny
sweetheart: i want you. would you like to screw me?
wellhung: ok
sweetheart: we're in my bedroom. there's soft music playing on the stereo and candles on my dresser and night table. i'm looking up into your eyes, smiling. my hand works its way down to your crotch and begins to fondle your huge, swelling bulge
wellhung: i'm gulping, i'm beginning to sweat
sweetheart: i'm pulling up your shirt and kissing your chest
wellhung: now i'm unbuttoning your blouse. my hands are trembling
sweetheart: i'm moaning softly
wellhung: i'm taking hold of your blouse and sliding it off slowly
sweetheart: i'm throwing my head back in pleasure. the cool silk slides off my warm skin. i'm rubbing you're bulge faster, pulling and rubbing
wellhung: my hand suddenly jerks spastically and accidentally rips a hole in your blouse. i'm sorry
sweetheart: that's ok, it wasn't really too expensive
wellhung: i'll pay for it
sweetheart: don't worry about it. i'm wearing a lacy black bra. my soft breasts are rising and falling, as i breath harder and harder
wellhung: i'm fumbling with the clasp on your bra. i think it's stuck. do you have any scissors?
sweetheart: i take your hand and kiss it softly. i'm reaching back undoing the clasp. the bra slides off my body. the air caresses my breast. my nipples are erect for you
wellhung: how did you do that? i'm picking up the bra and inspecting the clasp
sweetheart: i'm arching my back. oh baby. i just want to feel your tongue all over me
wellhung: i'm dropping the bra. now i'm licking your, you know, breasts. they're neat!
sweetheart: i'm running my fingers through your hair. now i'm nibbling your ear
wellhung: i suddenly sneeze. your breast are covered with spit and phlegm
sweetheart: what?
wellhung: i'm so sorry; really
sweetheart: i'm wiping your phlegm off my breasts with the remains of my blouse
wellhung: i'm taking the sopping wet blouse from you. i drop it with a plop
sweetheart: ok. i'm pulling your sweat pants down and rubbing your hard tool
wellhung: i'm screaming like a woman. your hands are cold! yee!
sweetheart: i'm pulling up my miniskirt. take off my panties
wellhung: i'm having a coughing fit. i'm turning all red
sweetheart: can i help?
wellhung: i'm pulling off your panties. my tongue is going all over, in and out nibbling on you're.. umm.. wait a minute
sweetheart: what's the matter?
wellhung: i've got a pubic hair caught in my throat. i'm choking
sweetheart: are you ok?
wellhung: i'm running to the kitchen, choking wildly. i'm fumbling through the cabinets, looking for a cup. where do you keep your cups?
sweetheart: in the cabinet to the right of the sink
wellhung: i'm drinking a cup of water. there, that's better
sweetheart: come back to me, lover
wellhung: i'm washing the cup now
sweetheart: i'm on the bed aching for you
wellhung: i'm drying the cup. now i'm putting it back in the cabinet. and now i'm walking back to the bedroom. wait, it's dark, i'm lost. where's the bedroom?
sweetheart: last door on the left at the end of the hall
wellhung: i found it
sweetheart: i'm tuggin' off your pants. i'm moaning. i want you so badly
wellhung: me too
sweetheart: your pants are off. i kiss you passionately. our naked bodies pressing each other
wellhung: your face is pushing my glasses into my face. it hurts
sweetheart: why don't you take off your glasses?
wellhung: ok, but i can't see very well without them. i place the glasses on the night table
sweetheart: i'm bending over the bed. give it to me, baby!
wellhung: i have to pee. i'm fumbling my way blindly across the room and toward the bathroom
sweetheart: hurry back, lover
wellhung: i find the bathroom and it's dark. i'm feeling around for the toilet. i lift the lid
sweetheart: i'm waiting eagerly for your return
wellhung: i'm done going. i'm feeling around for the flush handle, but i can't find it. uh-oh!
sweetheart: what's the matter now?
wellhung: i've realized that i've peed into your laundry hamper. sorry again. i'm walking back to the bedroom now, blindly feeling my way
sweetheart: mmm, yes. come on
wellhung: ok, now i'm going to put my.. you know .. thing.. in your.. you know.. woman's thing
sweetheart: yes! do it, baby! do it!
wellhung: i'm touching your smooth butt. it feels so nice. i kiss your neck. umm, i'm having a little trouble here
sweetheart: i'm moving my ass back and forth, moaning. i can't stand it another second! slide in! screw me now!
wellhung: i'm flacid
sweetheart: what?
wellhung: i'm limp. i can't sustain an erection
sweetheart: what? i'm standing up and turning around; an incredulous look on my face
wellhung: i'm shrugging with a sad look on my face, my willy all floppy. i'm going to get my glasses and see what's wrong
sweetheart: no, never mind. i'm getting dressed. i'm putting on my underwear. now i'm putting on my wet nasty blouse
wellhung: no wait! now i'm squinting, trying to find the night table. i'm feeling along the dresser, knocking over cans of hair spray, picture frames and your candles
sweetheart: i'm buttoning my blouse. now i'm putting on my shoes
wellhung: i've found my glasses. i'm putting them on. my god! one of your candles fell on the curtain. the curtain is on fire! i'm pointing at it, a shocked look on my face
sweetheart: go to hell. i'm logging off, you loser!
wellhung: now the carpet is on fire! oh no!
sweetheart: [logged off]
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