Best Way To Commit Suicide?

[Malicious Biz]

whats the best way to commit suicide? my life has deteriorated to the point that I need to make joke posts on the internet to boost my ego. I just wanna die painlessly.

help me.

[Zebra]

Damn, I saw the title of this thread and for a split second I hoped it was say LC when I looked at the thread starter.

[Scott McD]

But without the parachute...

[Murderous]

Successfully.

[polish_aristocrat]

fuck a japanese teen hooker, you'll feel better

[AceDodge]

wrap your lips around a 45

[Agent 488]

[Malicious Biz]

wrap your lips around a 45

I was about to go this route until I thought of the mess my mom would have to clean out of her basement. I decided against it.

[RayBonga]

Unless you're serious about this, in that case don't do it.

[Murderous]

I was about to go this route until I thought of the mess my mom would have to clean out of her basement. I decided against it.

If you are living in your moms basement then she must be pretty used to cleaning up after you, perhaps she would be glad to know it was the last time.

[Agent 488]

[Murderous]

It's been 10 minutes... did he do it?

[mechanicvirus]

Start a cult and claim you are going to follow a comet to heaven

[xNetworx]

Get married?

[DaddyHalbucks]

The way Nelson Rockefeller went, that's the best way to go.

[amacontent]

You can always count on GFY for serious biz people...man how this site has gone downhill.

[Antonio]

hire a hitman, nothing more exiting

[RogerV10]

Unless you're serious about this, in that case don't do it.

[madawgz]

But without the parachute...

that would be fun

[Altwebdesign]

Damn, I saw the title of this thread and for a split second I hoped it was say LC when I looked at the thread starter.

why did i have the same thought?

[Shelly L]

Get really, really drunk. Climb into your car while the garage doors are shut. Start the car and pass out. You will never wake up.

[Malicious Biz]

You can always count on GFY for serious biz people...man how this site has gone downhill.

hey if you want serious business go sell insurance you fucking square.

we happen to be in the selling of jerk off material and posting the same video 400 times business here.


now you you don't mind I'd like to get back to me killing myself now.

[Malicious Biz]

Start a cult and claim you are going to follow a comet to heaven

I tried starting my own cult but most people see through my bullshit.

[shermo]

Get really, really drunk. Climb into your car while the garage doors are shut. Start the car and pass out. You will never wake up.

That's how I did it the first time. There was no pain at all.

[amacontent]

hey if you want serious business go sell insurance you fucking square.

we happen to be in the selling of jerk off material and posting the same video 400 times business here.


now you you don't mind I'd like to get back to me killing myself now.

Well hurry up and do it.. or are you just another typical talker looking for sympathy

[BoyAlley]

That's how I did it the first time. There was no pain at all.

[AdultInsider Cloner]

[mechanicvirus]

Rob a bank with a salami

[MrKinkade]

[Malicious Biz]

Well hurry up and do it.. or are you just another typical talker looking for sympathy

wanna join a cult?

[Agent 488]

[MaddCaz]

Gunshot to the temple

[Young]

oxycodones and vodka

[Damian_Maxcash]

Damn you guys are so bad

[germ]

The way Nelson Rockefeller went, that's the best way to go.

heart attack from fucking?

i love sex, but there are cooler ways to die.

[Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE]

hey mali, let a 400lb woman sit on your face!

[johnnyhey]

I was about to go this route until I thought of the mess my mom would have to clean out of her basement. I decided against it.

if you moved OUT of your mom's basement, you'll probably feel much better about yourself right off the bat.

[tenderobject]

But without the parachute...

that would not be a painless suicide LOL.

[Malicious Biz]

if you moved OUT of your mom's basement, you'll probably feel much better about yourself right off the bat.

no fucking way am I moving out into a world where most people wanna see me kill myself

[MaddCaz]

Death by fuckery

[Nismo]

Titty overdose.

[nofx]

suicide bomber style

walking into a federal bank or building and kerplew ;]

[s9ann0]

cut your head off with a chainsaw

[Fred Quimby]

Drawn and Quartered

[american pervert]

http://www.satanservice.org/coe/suicide/metaguide.html

[Malicious Biz]

bump for more uncreative ways too off myself.

[RawAlex]

Tune into conservative talk radio for a while. That will give you all sorts of ideas.

Alex

[2HousePlague]

Wander into the woods and let the wolves tear you to shreds one of these nights.

2hp

[dv2]

man...this place has got a/c!! sweet

[reynold]

take a bath in a tub full of water and drop your plugged-in radio in there.