Texas Drinking Rules.....

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  • Promo Chicks
    Confirmed User
    • Oct 2005
    • 470

    #1

    Texas Drinking Rules.....

    A Mexican drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the
    air, pulls out his pistol and shoots the glass to pieces. He says,
    "In Mexico our glasses so cheap we don't need to drink from the
    same glass twice."

    An Iraqi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws
    his glass into the air, pulls out his AK-47 and shoots the glass
    to pieces. He says, "In Iraq we have so much sand to make glass
    that we don't need to drink out of the same glass twice either."

    The Texas boy, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer and
    drinks it, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots
    the Mexican and the Iraqi, and catches his glass. He says, "In
    America we have so many illegal Mexicans and Arabs that we
    don't have to drink with the same ones twice."

    ...making a little cash, keeping our panties on.
  • dakota1358
    Confirmed User
    • Oct 2005
    • 2114

    #2
    lol funny as shit
    Carmen Cocks Rocks

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    • iBanker
      Confirmed User
      • Dec 2004
      • 2758

      #3
      Mwhahahahahaha
      www.JasonandAlex.com
      Christopher's ICQ: 268-843-170

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      • Hornydog4cooter
        Confirmed User
        • Jan 2005
        • 2859

        #4
        Thats fucked up

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        • reynold
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • Oct 2002
          • 51271

          #5
          that was a witty thing to say

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