Programmer wanted

[LoveMatch]

Heya, I need a programmer, must be willing to work for content

I have posted this 3 times, and I got answers from 2 people, one didnt even know what mysql was.

So, I need real programmers, not people sitting there with a "Learn Perl in 24 hours" book.

I have content to trade for work done, and please if your not a programmer don't sit here and ask me to show you sample images.


I need someone who can either do perl or php, perl is preffered.

[tree]

try having them work for cheeseburgers

[JamesK]

fukin contact me and ill show ya what fukin programmin is bitch!

[LoveMatch]

With you cooking?

[galleryseek]

yeah, BITCH!

[LoveMatch]

Bitch what? I didnt see your mom here... hmmmm

[tree]

maybe if you werent such a cheap fuck and offered up some $$$$

[LoveMatch]

Hmmm I have money, just want to see who here is a programmer. Funny that I had one guy claim to be a programmer and I said, "Youll need to get this into mysql so it doesnt use just plain text files"

And he says


"what is a mysql"

[Birdie]

Need a programmer?? perl, mysql.....he's the best I know and is very very good ....but he will not work for content....time is money...so if your interested leave your e-mail here and I'll have him e-mail ya......he doesn't hang here on the boards...as he is always into something with what your looking for

[BadBoyBill4281]

hmm content or $$$ i dunno 20k is nice it feeds me and pays the bills content hmm nope that can't do it unless it's some bomb ass content lets see the content your trading

[LoveMatch]

And for the people that cant read ie: the person right above me

"I have content to trade for work done, and please if your not a programmer don't sit here and ask me to show you sample images. "

Taht right there would tell me your not someone I would deal with, as you couldn't even pay attention to details in my post.

[tree]

why would someone want to program for you before they saw the overused 1993 content your probly going to give them

i told you bitch....cheesebugers. thats what programmers really want.

[LoveMatch]

Funny, none of the content is from 1993.

Do you have some kind of like small penis thing going on or something, i looked at your profile, and out of all of your posts, not one is actually you saying anything nice. You remind me of a kid that sits here and just hits the refresh button to comment on everything you can...


Want to do something for once, go make a site.

[tree]

i have plenty i just have no need to whore myself out on a board. thanks for playing.

if you want people to hold your little hand and be extra nice to you i sugest you find another board kid.

[LoveMatch]

lol whore yourself out on the board, thats funny because about 90% of your posts are one word posts or icons.

Seems like a board whore to me. When you hit puberty then step up to me, lets see a few of these sites.

[tree]

your so tough it hurts

find that programmer yet?

[LoveMatch]

Yes actually I did

[LoveMatch]

Gonna list your free sites on that freehost soon?

[tree]

if http://www.lovematch.com is yours...maybe you should find a designer that would work for content also.

[LoveMatch]

That site was just put up yesterday. http://www.visualpharm.com is my designer for it. Maybe see it in a week?

Still want to see some of your free sites cmon now show me one.

[tree]

no free sites sorry. ya thats a kicking design

[LoveMatch]

And no thats not my site sorry, I use streaming webcams for my dating site.

Just my 2 cents

[Bobo]

If the content is gay porn than I'm your programmer.

[tree]

Originally posted by LoveMatch
That site was just put up yesterday.

and now its not yours???

[LoveMatch]

Okay man, til you show me one site that is yours i will just picture you as the kid jerking off to the JcPenneys catalog , sitting in front of mommy and daddys computer on your aol account. Till you even show me a site then you can't say much now can you?

[LoveMatch]

No dickwad i said my site was just put up yesterday. I was assuming you actually knew what site I ran, guess not, I gave you the benefit of having some kind of mentality.

[tree]

its not in your profile tough guy

whats the url ?

[LoveMatch]

Maybe if you had been in this business for over a month you would know who I was. I posted with a new name this time but many people on here know exactly who I am.

[tree]

Originally posted by LoveMatch
No dickwad i said my site was just put up yesterday. I was assuming you actually knew what site I ran

what from your half a month posting here?
who are you again?

[LoveMatch]

Kick his ass Snow lol

[LoveMatch]

Well Id love to stay and have kiddie flame wars with ya, but Im kind of busy doing a deal with porn.com so have fun with those JcPenney catalogs.


Cya

[tree]

im sure your doing the mad deal.

your too broke to pay a programmer...you have to trade for content...remember?

still waiting on that URL of your ass kickin site tough guy

[Birdie]

ok so are yo looking for a programmer or someone to argue with??

http://www.daytonbombers.com everything in this site he done...even the pick 10 programming for that...

So he knows his shit if your serious and want a serious programmer that gets shit done. let him know [email protected]

he is also a specialist in multimedia/audio/video work.

adult and non-adult. So if your serious and willing to pay, not with content? give him shout

[tree]

hes broke

[LoveMatch]

#1 I never said I was broke.

#2 they are buying my content.

#3 Since this is a porn board I put up a job for programming for content. Didnt say I couldnt, wouldnt pay cash.



Instead of sitting here on this board commenting on every little spelling mistake soemone makes, or just posting an icon 5 times in one thread so you can have a bigger count and pretend to be a someone, go make a site.

Mad deal... hmmm how much content do I have. Who all on this board has seen it. Alot, heres a tip, at a penny an image I would make $20,000

So time to jumpoff kid, find a good rope and make sure it won't break, dont worry we won't miss ya.

[LoveMatch]

Birdie thats a kick ass site, emailing him in a second. He looks like exactly who I need.

[tree]

your URL = ?

me thinks its lovematch.com

sad sad sad

[LoveMatch]

So then your url would be tree.com correct?

[SimonBalk]

I'm a real programmer. If you can describe what you want, I can make it. Contact me (see my sig.) if you're interrested

[Birdie]

Originally posted by LoveMatch
Birdie thats a kick ass site, emailing him in a second. He looks like exactly who I need.

I'll let him know to look for your mail;-)

[LoveMatch]

I icqed you Simon but well, you have not responded yet.

[KRL]

tree, lovematch is not a lame newbie. He's been in the biz for a long time. Just so you know. You're talking to him like he's a punk. He's not. He's got more content than anyone on this board that I know of.

[foe]

I can code, but not really interested in content unless its a shitload

[LoveMatch]

I sent you an icq

[woj]

ICQ me (33375924), depending on the quality and quantity of the content and the kind of work you need done, we may be able to work something out.