When squirrels attack

[Apollo]

http://www.cnn.com/2002/WORLD/europe...eut/index.html

Remember how dangerous they are next time you try to put one down your pants

[Jimbo]

"in a Cheshire town"

Cheshire now have multiple towns

[Kris]

what's up w/ squirrels these days... there was a story like this a couple weeks ago about a squirrel that had been caught.

[Cheshire]

Yes, my squirrels are mighty dangerous.

[CowboyAtHeart]

My grandparents own a trailer park, and for about 2 years there was some guy camping there we referred to as the loony, since he was a little odd.
(roto-tiller through his campsite, the kinda tools (and uses) that would put tim the tool man taylor to shame).
Well, one day we heard gunshots, and the found the guy outside his trailer fireing a .22 at squirrels.
After talking to him we found out his story was that a 3 foot long squirrel had broken into his trailer, took the lid off his candy dish and eaten all his candy, then attacked his microwave, and he was "gonna shot all the candy thieving fuckers".

Interesting story anyway (and in that area of north-eastern ontario, we only have little red squirrels, maybe 8 inches + tail at the absolute largest)

[Apollo]

Originally posted by Cheshire
Yes, my squirrels are mighty dangerous.

oooh can I play with your squirrels? Do they come with beer taps as well?

[BuckNaked]

Originally posted by Cheshire
Yes, my squirrels are mighty dangerous.

I thought those were usually referred to as puppies??

[UnseenWorld]

I saw "The Birds" (Hitchcock) again recently after many years. Maybe it's time for a sequel!

[eru]

Originally posted by UnseenWorld
I saw "The Birds" (Hitchcock) again recently after many years. Maybe it's time for a sequel!

I think you are referring to "The Pedes".

[Cheshire]

Originally posted by BuckNaked
I thought those were usually referred to as puppies??

Sad to say, the squirrels ate the puppies.