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  • buddyjuf
    • Jul 2026

    #1

    How is this possible? (Math Problem)

  • madawgz
    8.8.8.8
    • Mar 2006
    • 30509

    #2
    is the guy on the right holding a used condom?
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    • buddyjuf

      #3
      Originally posted by madawgz
      is the guy on the right holding a used condom?
      you really should find something else to do with your day...

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      • DamageX
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        • Jun 2001
        • 14293

        #4
        I believe something starts getting fucked around 4th row.
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        • Phoenix
          BACON BACON BACON
          • Nov 2002
          • 35475

          #5
          a=0

          simple misdirection when you tried to cancel out the variable a
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          • High Plains Drifter
            Confirmed User
            • Jun 2005
            • 2341

            #6
            On line 4 when you divide by (a-b), you're dividing by zero since a=b. Division by zero is undefined.

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            • slapass
              Too lazy to set a custom title
              • Nov 2002
              • 14625

              #7
              You cannot prove this while using the assumption to prove the proof.

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              • Fred Quimby
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                • Jul 2004
                • 5430

                #8
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                • sickkittens
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                  • Jul 2002
                  • 25100

                  #9
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                  • juve20
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                    • Feb 2005
                    • 2542

                    #10
                    fuck i've gt a sore head just lookin at that!
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                    • buddyjuf

                      #11
                      Originally posted by High Plains Drifter
                      On line 4 when you divide by (a-b), you're dividing by zero since a=b. Division by zero is undefined.
                      Exactly what I was thinking!

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                      • Morgan
                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                        • May 2002
                        • 10520

                        #12
                        Originally posted by High Plains Drifter
                        On line 4 when you divide by (a-b), you're dividing by zero since a=b. Division by zero is undefined.
                        i think he's right...

                        row 4 is jacked up
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                        • Penthouse Tony
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                          • Apr 2004
                          • 5835

                          #13
                          Originally posted by DamageX
                          I believe something starts getting fucked around 4th row.
                          You see the ripple in the Matrix as well?
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                          • biftek
                            So Fucking Banned
                            • Jan 2005
                            • 1030

                            #14
                            meh fucking algebra , that's shit pissed me off big time in high school

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                            • Choppa
                              Confirmed User
                              • Mar 2006
                              • 4079

                              #15
                              yeah those algebraic rules they are following are not correct

                              on a more defined note if i have 5 apples and take away 4 apples i still have 5 apples
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                              • The Demon
                                Confirmed User
                                • Apr 2003
                                • 7336

                                #16
                                wow at least some of you are intelligent
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                                • nico-t
                                  emperor of my world
                                  • Aug 2004
                                  • 29903

                                  #17
                                  math is fucking lame....

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                                  • GatorB
                                    The Demon & 12clicks
                                    • Oct 2001
                                    • 18208

                                    #18
                                    (a+b) doesn't = b, a+a doesn't = a and 2a doesn't = a you twit. Substitute a REAL number and you'll see what crap that is.

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                                    • aico
                                      Moo Moo Cow
                                      • Mar 2004
                                      • 14748

                                      #19
                                      It's not, now get back to work

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                                      • soulbleed
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                                        • Oct 2005
                                        • 2606

                                        #20
                                        yeh divide by zero. lol at used condom comment

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                                        • GatorB
                                          The Demon & 12clicks
                                          • Oct 2001
                                          • 18208

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by soulbleed
                                          yeh divide by zero. lol at used condom comment
                                          There is no divsion in that. Please show me where the division is.

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                                          • smashface
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Sep 2002
                                            • 991

                                            #22
                                            What soulbleed means is that to get to the final answer shown, you would have to divide both sides by a which is supposed to be assigned the value 0.

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                                            • Logan Videos
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Aug 2005
                                              • 589

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by smashface
                                              What soulbleed means is that to get to the final answer shown, you would have to divide both sides by a which is supposed to be assigned the value 0.
                                              (a+b)(a-b) = b(a-b)

                                              How in hell did they come there? This is not equal at all!

                                              (a+b) != b

                                              So, even before making the division by 0, the equation is fucked up.

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                                              • smashface
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Sep 2002
                                                • 991

                                                #24
                                                If you start off with the assumption that a=0 and b=0, the logic works until the end.

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                                                • Phoenix
                                                  BACON BACON BACON
                                                  • Nov 2002
                                                  • 35475

                                                  #25
                                                  you can factor a-b out if you state it is not equal to zero

                                                  the issue for me is where they divide a out of the question

                                                  they should have brought it over and then factored it out to show that a=0
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                                                  • DaddyHalbucks
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                                                    • Feb 2004
                                                    • 18975

                                                    #26
                                                    a+a=a only when a=0

                                                    Therefore 0=0
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                                                    • Biggy
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Jul 2001
                                                      • 1595

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by High Plains Drifter
                                                      On line 4 when you divide by (a-b), you're dividing by zero since a=b. Division by zero is undefined.
                                                      yup, line 3 is essentially saying 0 = 0. anything less itself is zero.

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                                                      • High Plains Drifter
                                                        Confirmed User
                                                        • Jun 2005
                                                        • 2341

                                                        #28
                                                        The more formal definition of this invalid proof (ie. the one that isn't a sloppy photoshopped graphic) has the values 'a' and 'b' defined as non-zero qualities. Besides the division by zero, the proof is sound.

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                                                        [B][SIZE="4"]Proof that 2 equals 1[/SIZE][/B]
                                                        Let a and b be equal non-zero quantities 
                                                        a = b 
                                                        Multiply through by a 
                                                        a² = ab 
                                                        Subtract b²  
                                                        a² minus b² = ab minus b²  
                                                        Factor both sides 
                                                        (a - b)(a + b) = b(a minus b) 
                                                        Divide out (a minus b) 
                                                        a + b = b 
                                                        Observing that a = b 
                                                        b + b = b 
                                                        Combine like terms on the left 
                                                        2b = b 
                                                        Divide by the non-zero b 
                                                        2 = 1 
                                                        
                                                        
                                                        The fallacy is in line 5: the progression from line 4 to line 5 involves division by (a minus b), which is zero since a equals b. Since division by zero is undefined, the argument is invalid.
                                                        Last edited by High Plains Drifter; 04-12-2006, 08:13 PM.

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                                                        • GatorB
                                                          The Demon & 12clicks
                                                          • Oct 2001
                                                          • 18208

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by High Plains Drifter
                                                          The more formal definition of this invalid proof (ie. the one that isn't a sloppy photoshopped graphic) has the values 'a' and 'b' defined as non-zero qualities. Besides the division by zero, the proof is sound.
                                                          No it's not. You can't avoid the divison by ZERO. If a=b and from 4 to line 5you are dividing out (a-b) you are ALWAYS going to get ZERO no matter what non-zero numbner you use for a and b in the beginning.

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                                                          • GatorB
                                                            The Demon & 12clicks
                                                            • Oct 2001
                                                            • 18208

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by Phoenix
                                                            you can factor a-b out if you state it is not equal to zero
                                                            It has too.

                                                            Use ANY number let's try 3

                                                            a=3 and a=b so b=3 so (a-b)=(3-3) which is ZERO.

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                                                            • pornguy
                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                              • Mar 2003
                                                              • 62912

                                                              #31
                                                              Didn't someone prove that 1+1=3???
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                                                              • Webby
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                                                                • Oct 2002
                                                                • 14956

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by pornguy
                                                                Didn't someone prove that 1+1=3???
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                                                                • smashface
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                                                                  • Sep 2002
                                                                  • 991

                                                                  #33
                                                                  To take a different route and disprove the logic, if on line 5 you were to subtract b from both sides, you would get a = 0.

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                                                                  • SilentKnight
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                                                                    • Oct 2005
                                                                    • 24818

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Damn...just when I discovered the infinite digit in Pi - along comes THIS problem.

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                                                                    • 2HousePlague
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                                                                      • Jul 2004
                                                                      • 14572

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Non-linearity is a bitch.


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                                                                      • Ivana Fukalot
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                                                                        • Mar 2006
                                                                        • 2482

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by High Plains Drifter
                                                                        On line 4 when you divide by (a-b), you're dividing by zero since a=b. Division by zero is undefined.

                                                                        yea, i agree

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                                                                        • nico-t
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                                                                          • Aug 2004
                                                                          • 29903

                                                                          #37
                                                                          now that you know it, how does it help you in real life besides wasting time?

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