Server Gurus

[DickShoke]

who do you guys use when you have a problem with a server? who's the best server admins out there? I have a problem with my MySQL installation and need it reinstalled or fixed, and need PHP upgrade on my box

[skinnay]

i use myself, he's a really awesome guy.

[DickShoke]

i use myself, he's a really awesome guy.

i know there are a few out there..just don't remember names.

[ServerGenius]

see sig

[skinnay]

BEFORE YOU HIRE ANYONE, WHATS WRONG WITH your installation now? errors? etc..

[ServerGenius]

Darksoul is another one http://www.emuadmin.com

[skinnay]

im fucking drunks as hell so dont take my advice for shit

[Moose]

A good host should do that for you.Unless you are hosted at a cheapo one man shop type of host.

[skinnay]

just colo yo own shit and learn to hax and yal be all good you know what i mean niggaaaaazzzz????

[skinnay]

common man this is installing mysql and php this aint no ia64 branch prediction and speculation just run the programz lol

[toddler]

Whats the problem?

[DickShoke]

just colo yo own shit and learn to hax and yal be all good you know what i mean niggaaaaazzzz????

lol..my shit is colocated....but the guys charge an arm and a leg to troubleshoot

[DickShoke]

common man this is installing mysql and php this aint no ia64 branch prediction and speculation just run the programz lol

like i said...i'm to busy to learn and fix alot of the shit..i'd rather outsource it to someone with the skills and can do it without any worries....i have no time as it is to work on building sites and stuff...

[DickShoke]

i got someone so thanks everyone!

[ServerGenius]

Unreal coincedence while helping DickShoke.

I fixed his mysql issues and upgraded php.....I charge 1 hour

he pays me $33.00
I'm done in exactly 33 minutes (bash shell login stats)
He asks me my age, I'm 33 years young
He tells me his lucky number is 3

[DickShoke]

Unreal coincedence while helping DickShoke.

I fixed his mysql issues and upgraded php.....I charge 1 hour

he pays me $33.00
I'm done in exactly 33 minutes (bash shell login stats)
He asks me my age, I'm 33 years young
He tells me his lucky number is 3

LOL...ya that was extremely wierd!!!!
you saved me so much time troubleshooting the problems on my own and upgrading php....you do awesome work!!! you got a customer for life! for anyone else looking for a server admin he gets my recommendation!

[ServerGenius]

LOL...ya that was extremely wierd!!!!
you saved me so much time troubleshooting the problems on my own and upgrading php....you do awesome work!!! you got a customer for life! for anyone else looking for a server admin he gets my recommendation!

My Pleasure and great to have you aboard