Umm...someone please help

[gotys]

So, many of you already know I am a big looser. I not only make $3/day with my 1,200,000 uniques/day site, but I also don't know how to pick up women.

Can anyone please give me some tips on how to pick up chicks?

[[Labret]]

Yeah, you come to the right place.

[Pipecrew]

ahahahahaha...... for 100k of traffic, i can teach you


hrmm but didnt you pickup Aria? and you do have the shirt that attracts the ladies

[gotys]

Originally posted by [Labret]
Yeah, you come to the right place.

ah damn

[<IMX>]

Another try at a dvd player?

[gotys]

Originally posted by Pipecrew
ahahahahaha...... for 100k of traffic, i can teach you

cool ;) Hit me up!

[gotys]

Originally posted by <IMX>
Another try at a dvd player?

I NEVER GOT ONE! GFY doesn't like me enoug

[quiet]

use a gun.

[gotys]

Originally posted by Pipecrew
hrmm but didnt you pickup Aria? and you do have the shirt that attracts the ladies

the shirt's chemichals vaporated, and I can't efford another one with my income

[Voodoo]

TIPS FOR GETTING LAID:
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...ghlight=Leykis

TIPS FOR GETTING A SHORT TERM RELATIONSHIP:
1. Find a single mother.
2. Tell her you love her.

TIPS FOR GETTING A LIFE PARTNER:
1. Stop trying to pick up chics.
2. Focus on making yourself better.
3. Focus on your own goals.
4. You'll meet a life partner, who is into what you are.

That's about it my friend.

[Pipecrew]

Originally posted by gotys


the shirt's chemichals vaporated, and I can't efford another one with my income

Must say atleast you are being a good sport..... People are going to so rip into you tonight, per the usual

[gotys]

Originally posted by Voodoo
TIPS FOR GETTING LAID:
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...ghlight=Leykis

TIPS FOR GETTING A SHORT TERM RELATIONSHIP:
1. Find a single mother.
2. Tell her you love her.

TIPS FOR GETTING A LIFE PARTNER:
1. Stop trying to pick up chics.
2. Focus on making yourself better.
3. Focus on your own goals.
4. You'll meet a life partner, who is into what you are.

That's about it my friend.

Wow, dude, you are a genious! Did you make up that thread on your own ? That text is fabulus!

[gothweb]

For 100k of traffic, I can give you some advice. Won't be compatible with the other stuff you'll get, but it does work.

[gotys]

Originally posted by Pipecrew



Must say atleast you are being a good sport..... People are going to so rip into you tonight, per the usual

Yeah bro, that's because I know there will be couple of people here that will just give me tips, and the rest of them I just let reap into me, I don't give a fuck

[the Shemp]

Gotys, you are a big time TGP guy, do what i do.... big wad of cash in your shirt pocket and strap your cell phone to your knee, never been known to fail..


shemp

[Rochard]

Ask Boneprone. He's fucked everyone.

[playa]

drive a convertible benz with 20inch wheels,,

even bald headed fat guys can pick up chicks
with that ride

[AWW - Kevin]

got to a club and wait untill 3am , you'll find a bunch of
(drunk/desperate) women who will lower their standards
enough to give even you chance

[TDF]

Originally posted by playa
drive a convertible benz with 20inch wheels,,

even bald headed fat guys can pick up chicks
with that ride

and i thought it was my personalty

[Lev]

Just get an expensive car and the ladies will be all over you, sad but true. Oh forgot, you only make $3 a day, tough luck

[gotys]

Originally posted by Lev
Just get an expensive car and the ladies will be all over you, sad but true. Oh forgot, you only make $3 a day, tough luck

that one doesn't work for me

[Cirrus]

Originally posted by AWW - Kevin
got to a club and wait untill 3am , you'll find a bunch of
(drunk/desperate) women who will lower their standards
enough to give even you chance

haha so true

[SleazyDream]

Originally posted by gotys






that one doesn't work for me

hey gotys, someone stole the licence plate off your red 1988 chev celebrity in the back of that pic and stuck it on their beamer..

[gotys]

Originally posted by SleazyDream


hey gotys, someone stole the licence plate off your red 1988 chev cleebrity in the back of that pic and stuck it on their beamer..

oh shit!!!

[Pipecrew]

Originally posted by gotys






that one doesn't work for me

get a newer one!

[Bobo]

I walk around with my pants unzipped and my cak hangin' out. Works every time. Just walk behind the next chic you want to go out with a give her a poke in the butt with your exposed cak.

Just be careful around pets (especially dogs).

[gotys]

Originally posted by Pipecrew


get a newer one!

with my $3/day?

[AWW - Kevin]

which Model is that?
looks like a 94 320S(EL) am i close

[gotys]

Originally posted by AWW - Kevin
which Model is that?
looks like a 94 320S(EL) am i close

almost!

95 E420

[gotys]

Originally posted by Bobo
I walk around with my pants unzipped and my cak hangin' out. Works every time. Just walk behind the next chic you want to go out with a give her a poke in the butt with your exposed cak.

Just be careful around pets (especially dogs).

wow!!!! Does that work? I should try next time I go shopping

[Bobo]

Originally posted by gotys


wow!!!! Does that work? I should try next time I go shopping

I wouldn't lie to you. What are friends for

[gothweb]

I don't know if an 8-9 year old Mercedes will do the job. If you want to go all superficial and flash, you can't go half-assed. Might be easier to go with some sort of substance. Especially if you look like most of the guys who run big TGPs.

[gotys]

Originally posted by gothweb
I don't know if an 8-9 year old Mercedes will do the job. If you want to go all superficial and flash, you can't go half-assed. Might be easier to go with some sort of substance. Especially if you look like most of the guys who run big TGPs.

no no no!!! I AM CUTE! ASK ANYONE!

[cosis]

I usually used the 'act not initerested method'...... this worked for me when I didn't work from home with girls but now that I do I am fucked....

This started to work when I was 17 banging my 21 year old supervisor... Paying her little attention acting like I was to good for her.......she may have been a slut but it felt good fucking an older bitch.

[AWW - Kevin]

yeah it must be a GREAT feeling picking up a chick
because of the car you drive ( and the Bank owns )


seriously though "just be honest with them"
women have an amazing ability to see straight through your
bullshit little lies

[cosis]

Originally posted by AWW - Kevin
yeah it must be a GREAT feeling picking up a chick
because of the car you drive ( and the Bank owns )


seriously though "just be honest with them"
women have an amazing ability to see straight through your
bullshit little lies

Depends what kind of woman

[MiLo]

Girls LOVES a guy who makes them suffer.

That is how pathetic they are. You should keep that in mind.

Anyway, my best advice is to get a hooker.
With a hooker, at least, you know the price
that you´re paying for her to spread her ass.

With the rest of the womankind, expect to pay a really
high financial and emotional price.

[redshift]

Originally posted by the Shemp
Gotys, you are a big time TGP guy, do what i do.... big wad of cash in your shirt pocket and strap your cell phone to your knee, never been known to fail..


shemp

yea - but he only makes $3/day thou

[SleazyDream]

Originally posted by MiLo TurboNegro
Girls LOVES a guy who makes them suffer.

That is how pathetic they are. You should keep that in mind.

Anyway, my best advice is to get a hooker.
With a hooker, at least, you know the price
that you´re paying for her to spread her ass.

With the rest of the womankind, expect to pay a really
high financial and emotional price.

he wants a girlfriend - hookers are for guys that ALREADY have girlfriends. You pay a hooker to leave.

[Bobo]

Originally posted by SleazyDream


he wants a girlfriend - hookers are for guys that ALREADY have girlfriends. You pay a hooker to leave.

SD pure wisdom.

[redshift]

Originally posted by gotys


no no no!!! I AM CUTE! ASK ANYONE!

before I give any "real" advise I must see what I have to work with!

post yo mug dude

[MiLo]

Originally posted by SleazyDream
he wants a girlfriend

eh, i missed the part when the guy said "Hey, i´m looking for a deep, meaningfull relationship with a female".

He wanted to "pick up chicks"

eh, does that sounds like someone who wants a girl to cuddle
in a rainy night or someone who just have a headache in his pants?

[UnseenWorld]

Make $3000 a day and they chicks will be lining up around the block.

[untitled]

Last thing you want to do is be yourself! you've been yourself for how many years now? .....and it hasn't worked very well, so it's time to change.

You must learn to be a great seducer and have absolutely no fear of rejection, you must think in a way that if you give a woman an oppurtunity to be with you and she was stupid enough to refuse then she wasn't worth your time in the first place. you have to become a risk taker, the more you fail the more you'll succeed, and if you learn from your failures instead of groveling and bitching over women then you'll succeed even more.

If you truly want to learn then go here and start reading the wealth of information they have:

http://www.sosuave.com/bible/bible.htm

nobody can help you, you've got to help yourself

[dickblast]

best option to get girls? check sig.

[iwantchixx]

play guitar in a rock band at bars near a university and as soona s teh chicks start dancing and getting drunk up near teh stage, pull off a nice long solo and smile at them, guranted at teh end of teh gig you will have chicks all aorund you, just take 3 home. It's that simple. now send me 100k hits

[dickblast]

real NINJAs beat ass b4 they play the guitar

no 100k for u

<--- real ultimate pwr

[[The Leader]]

1.2 million? Oh yeah I forgot you traded the Hun strait up for pichunter and cliphunter.

[AWW - Kevin]

Originally posted by gotys
I not only make $3/day with my 1,200,000 uniques/day site

how did you grow from 300k to 1.2mill. in 1 week ?

is that why you killed our 10k trade ( not joking )
not big enough for you?

[Aussie Rebel]

Your asking a bunch of message board computer geeks how to pick up women? Your fuckin trippin!!