One liner's

[Protein Pistol]

Did you hear about the man with two left feet, he went out and bought some flip flip's

[Protein Pistol]

Epitaph on gravestone (yes really its true)

Spike Milligan.
See I told you I was ill

[u-Bob]

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[Rebecca Love]

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[Protein Pistol]

Did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and leg in a car crash?

He?s all right now.

[Protein Pistol]

I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him 50 quid
that he couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf. He said, "No,
the steaks are too high."

[Protein Pistol]

A man came round in hospital after a serious accident. He
shouted,"Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor
replied, "I know you can't, I've cut your arms off".

[u-Bob]

Did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and leg in a car crash?

He?s all right now.

[u-Bob]

A man came round in hospital after a serious accident. He
shouted,"Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor
replied, "I know you can't, I've cut your arms off".

damn

[Protein Pistol]

Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking
battery acid, and the other was eating fireworks.
They charged one and let the other one off.

[sfera]

the doctor one made me chuckle

[Protein Pistol]

Did you hear about the blind man who went bungee jumping?
He loved it, but it scared the hell out of his dog.

[tony286]

what did the Elephant say to Adam ?
You breathe with that!

[je_rome]

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.