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  • Amputate Your Head
    There can be only one
    • Aug 2001
    • 39075

    #1

    Shark attack

    Our beach was closed here all day.... lifeguards cruising on jetski's looking for sharks. Some chick got gnawed on today as a snack.
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  • RedShoe
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    • Feb 2001
    • 14831

    #2
    Mrs. Redshoe said that when she was growing up right in Oluwalu a lady went into the ocean... while she was having her period. The lady was eaten by a shark.

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    • mech
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      • Oct 2002
      • 343

      #3
      Isn't it illegal to feed Sharks? That bitch should be locked up... after she's out of the hospital.
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      • Amputate Your Head
        There can be only one
        • Aug 2001
        • 39075

        #4
        yeah, they get chewed on all the time up in Oluwalu.... but this one today was down here at Kamaole..... kinda unusual.... and freaky, since I live on this one. I'm in this water all the time.
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        • Amputate Your Head
          There can be only one
          • Aug 2001
          • 39075

          #5
          Originally posted by mech
          Isn't it illegal to feed Sharks?
          where the hell did you read that?
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          • frankfortuna
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            • Aug 2002
            • 1504

            #6
            What an awful way to check out...

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            • Amputate Your Head
              There can be only one
              • Aug 2001
              • 39075

              #7
              Originally posted by frankfortuna
              What an awful way to check out...
              this chick today is fine... she just got chewed on a little....
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              • pornJester
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                • Mar 2001
                • 6138

                #8
                Trouble in paradise?


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                • mech
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                  • Oct 2002
                  • 343

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
                  where the hell did you read that?
                  The same place that said "Don't feed the Bears".
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                  • Amputate Your Head
                    There can be only one
                    • Aug 2001
                    • 39075

                    #10
                    Originally posted by pornJester
                    Trouble in paradise?
                    nah.... it's the ocean brah.... there are sharks out there. Just kinda odd that they were in this area.... not very common. But we got some weird kinda invasion of jellyfish goin' on right now too....

                    O'ahu had a shark today too.... 6 to 8 footer they said...
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                    • eru
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                      • Mar 2002
                      • 2612

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

                      nah.... it's the ocean brah.... there are sharks out there. Just kinda odd that they were in this area.... not very common. But we got some weird kinda invasion of jellyfish goin' on right now too....

                      O'ahu had a shark today too.... 6 to 8 footer they said...

                      Fuck that women (not literally!). Let the shark eat the rest of her. 6 billion humans growing while the shark population diminishes. I think we owe them something

                      Lots of box jellyfish in my area today. Don't wanna get stung by those buggers!
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                      • Amputate Your Head
                        There can be only one
                        • Aug 2001
                        • 39075

                        #12
                        Originally posted by eru
                        Lots of box jellyfish in my area today. Don't wanna get stung by those buggers!
                        yeah, I heard a bunch of people got stung over there today....
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                        • Firehorse
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                          • Apr 2002
                          • 30767

                          #13
                          I watched Jaws when I was too young. I think Sharks are cool! Man should respect the Oceans it is their home!
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                          • DarkJedi
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                            • Feb 2001
                            • 28301

                            #14
                            don't you have some shark barrier in the water ? like nets and stuff ?

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                            • Amputate Your Head
                              There can be only one
                              • Aug 2001
                              • 39075

                              #15
                              Originally posted by DarkJedi
                              don't you have some shark barrier in the water ? like nets and stuff ?
                              lol..... no
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                              • Amputate Your Head
                                There can be only one
                                • Aug 2001
                                • 39075

                                #16
                                you walk across the street, across the beach, and into the water..... you're in open ocean bro.... and once you're in there, you're no longer at the top of the food chain.
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                                • SunTzu
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                                  • May 2002
                                  • 456

                                  #17
                                  My gf grew up on Oahu.. Said people got chomped on by sharks all the time. They'd see canoes go out looking for body parts left over.

                                  The water's nice, but not THAT nice.
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                                  • Hustlin Entertainment
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                                    • May 2002
                                    • 2326

                                    #18
                                    JAWS the killer JAWSSSSSSSSS oh no

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                                    • Amputate Your Head
                                      There can be only one
                                      • Aug 2001
                                      • 39075

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by SunTzu
                                      My gf grew up on Oahu.. Said people got chomped on by sharks all the time. They'd see canoes go out looking for body parts left over.
                                      bet they didn't find many.....
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                                      • Amputate Your Head
                                        There can be only one
                                        • Aug 2001
                                        • 39075

                                        #20
                                        great white breaching:

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                                        • cat
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                                          • Feb 2002
                                          • 493

                                          #21
                                          a few year ago my wife and my 10 year old son went diving in colombia.
                                          they where approached by two sharks. one of the shark was two
                                          times as big as my son was!

                                          since that day they don't dive anymore

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                                          • Firehorse
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                                            • Apr 2002
                                            • 30767

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by cat
                                            a few year ago my wife and my 10 year old son went diving in colombia.
                                            they where approached by two sharks. one of the shark was two
                                            times as big as my son was!

                                            since that day they don't dive anymore
                                            safe choice!
                                            MySweetEbony

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                                            • Amputate Your Head
                                              There can be only one
                                              • Aug 2001
                                              • 39075

                                              #23
                                              here, you can take 'shark tours' and go down in a cage and check 'em out...

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                                              • Amputate Your Head
                                                There can be only one
                                                • Aug 2001
                                                • 39075

                                                #24
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                                                • Amputate Your Head
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                                                  • Aug 2001
                                                  • 39075

                                                  #25






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                                                  • cat
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                                                    • Feb 2002
                                                    • 493

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by Firehorse


                                                    safe choice!
                                                    yeah we like living on the edge!

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                                                    • Pornwolf
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                                                      • Jan 2002
                                                      • 22712

                                                      #27
                                                      I think I fear getting stung by a jellyfish more than getting eaten by a shark. I'm not saying a shark wouldn't kill me, I'm just saying a jellyfish attack is a lot more likely in just about any ocean stretch you stick a toe in.
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                                                      • vegasdude
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                                                        • Jul 2001
                                                        • 3649

                                                        #28
                                                        there is something special about sharks!

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                                                        • Jizar II
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                                                          • May 2001
                                                          • 1425

                                                          #29


                                                          Sharks are cool, I would love to try a cage dive with a Man eater!
                                                          sofar the only shark I have seen Live is a 1,5 meter white-tipped reef shark...
                                                          Last edited by Jizar II; 10-31-2002, 04:17 AM.

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                                                          • Theo
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                                                            • May 2001
                                                            • 34515

                                                            #30
                                                            yeah, i would love to be in such cage too

                                                            i have seen shark in the past

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                                                            • DarkJedi
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                                                              • Feb 2001
                                                              • 28301

                                                              #31
                                                              are sharks considered a fish ?

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                                                              • Zayne E.
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                                                                • Apr 2002
                                                                • 1383

                                                                #32
                                                                Sharks ARE fish.

                                                                I still have a house in Daytona Beach, FL and I love to surf. Volusia county, FL leads the WORLD in shark bites every year...most of them at Ponce Inlet and right across the inlet at New Smyrna Beach. Still, it's the best place to surf in that area so I still do it. You will frequently get bumped by sharks but that's just a part of it. It doesn't make you real comfortable but the odds of actaually getting bitten are pretty rare...unless you step off and onto their head...then it's fairly guaranteed.

                                                                Last year I was SCUBA diving in the Bahamas. On the second dive of the first day, I was followed for about a minute by a 9' Bull Shark. I was absolutely shitting myself...never been so scared in my life. Then on the third dive that day I did the shark dive through Xanadu. It was then that I realized that the shark wasn't looking at me AS food...he was checking to see if I HAD food

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                                                                • SleazyDream
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                                                                  • Jul 2001
                                                                  • 41470

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by mech
                                                                  The same place that said "Don't feed the Bears".

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                                                                  • zip
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                                                                    • Jul 2001
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                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
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                                                                    I'd LOVE to use this one as my background.... Do you happen to have a bigger version?

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                                                                    • Jizar II
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                                                                      • May 2001
                                                                      • 1425

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by zip



                                                                      I'd LOVE to use this one as my background.... Do you happen to have a bigger version?
                                                                      me too!.. it´s a beautiful picture.

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                                                                      • azRCF
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                                                                        • GotGauge
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