serious problem

[Alvaro]

dudes. im with a serioyus problem, i know im drunk, but im with a serius problem.. my gf is a lot far from me, she is on his mother.. i told im going to see her tomorrow... but she said its better not! but im going! what do you think? she is a lot cute and i love her but im affraid she wont want to come back... what should i do?? fuck you all
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[quiet]

cool? or not cool?

[Spoonie Luv]

Why does she not want to see you?

[TDF]

i think your drunk now

[Alvaro]

Originally posted by quiet
cool? or not cool?

what you mean dude?

[Pipecrew]

rebel agains the man

[Firehorse]

follow your intuition, go with you gut feeling!

[Alvaro]

Originally posted by Spoonie Luv
Why does she not want to see you?

i dont think she dont want to see me! i think she dont want to come back to my city and stay with me!!!! but man, i cant live without her... quiet, please, emploeyee me!!!

[SleazyDream]

go drink some more

[jimmyf]

go get her...and tell her mother to kiss your ass.. that's what I use to do.... of course I've also got a shit pot of X-wives...

[Kat - Fast]

'fuck you all' ??

Umm, yeah...

They're not worth the effort bud - if they want you, they'll tell you - otherwise start looking for another/drink more...

[Alvaro]

Originally posted by Firehorse
follow your intuition, go with you gut feeling!

dude, i was seriously thinking about it! i think i will go dude, i will go, there is only 4 hours and i will go.. she will be surprised, but i will go.. i dont know man

[Spoonie Luv]

Originally posted by Kat
'fuck you all' ??

Umm, yeah...

They're not worth the effort bud - if they want you, they'll tell you - otherwise start looking for another/drink more...

Cool, another Opera fan! That browser rocks!

I second the advice...

[Scootermuze]

Rule #1.. make NO decisions while drinking/drunk..

Rule #2.. Take the hint when a gal says she doesn't want you to come see her..

Rule #3.. Ignore me cause I'm drunk too!

[Alvaro]

so, experencied fuckers.. should i go or not?

[MiLo]

She doesn´t want you to go. She has her reason.

Maybe she´s with someone else and you´ll be blowing her party.

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[Amputate Your Head]

Originally posted by Alvaro
dudes. im with a serioyus problem, i know im drunk, but im with a serius problem.. my gf is a lot far from me, she is on his mother.. i told im going to see her tomorrow... but she said its better not! but im going! what do you think? she is a lot cute and i love her but im affraid she wont want to come back... what should i do?? fuck you all
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has anyone decoded this yet?

[Kris]

Originally posted by SleazyDream
go drink some more

this is the best advice you're going to realize tonight...

[TeraBabes]

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

has anyone decoded this yet?

Negative.

[TeraBabes]

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

has anyone decoded this yet?

Almost done deciphering...

Seems to be something about an elephant. Or possibly Canada.

[Amputate Your Head]

hmmm.... any luck with this part?

she is on his mother..

[Alvaro]

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

has anyone decoded this yet?

hehe, fuck you man!! i know you understand me!!

[Alvaro]

Originally posted by TeraBabes


Almost done deciphering...

Seems to be something about an elephant. Or possibly Canada.

hehehe, you make me laugh

[Sly_RJ]

Kill whitey!

[boneprone]

i fucked her

[Alvaro]

Originally posted by boneprone
i fucked her

i dont think so dude.. she dont like japanese guys

[Morgan]

Originally posted by Alvaro
dudes. im with a serioyus problem, i know im drunk, but im with a serius problem.. my gf is a lot far from me, she is on his mother.. i told im going to see her tomorrow... but she said its better not! but im going! what do you think? she is a lot cute and i love her but im affraid she wont want to come back... what should i do?? fuck you all
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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
hmmm.... any luck with this part?

dudes. = us

im with a serioyus problem = he's with a tranny

i know im drunk = so do we

but im with a serius problem = his tranny is in love with it's own mother!

my gf is A LOT far from me = it lives next door

she is on his mother = she/he is doing her/his own mother!!! (Ooh gross~!)

i told im going to see her tomorrow = who? your tranny or it's mother??? (THIS ONE I DONT UNDERSTAND)

but she said its better not! = It doesnt want to get caught having sex with it's own mother.

but im going! = He's going anyhow.

what do you think? = You're about as sharp as a fuzzy tennis ball!

she is a lot cute and i love her but im affraid she wont want to come back = Who?? The mother or the tranny? (I DONT UNDERSTAND THIS ONE EITHER!)

what should i do?? = Drink Liquid Drano.

fuck you all = GOFUCKYOURSELF!

[boneprone]

Im not Japanese.
Dont let the Bulkkake fool you!

[Alvaro]

Originally posted by Ganjasaurus


dudes. = us

im with a serioyus problem = he's with a tranny

i know im drunk = so do we

but im with a serius problem = his tranny is in love with it's own mother!

my gf is A LOT far from me = it lives next door

she is on his mother = she/he is doing her/his own mother!!! (Ooh gross~!)

i told im going to see her tomorrow = who? your tranny or it's mother??? (THIS ONE I DONT UNDERSTAND)

but she said its better not! = It doesnt want to get caught having sex with it's own mother.

but im going! = He's going anyhow.

what do you think? = You're about as sharp as a fuzzy tennis ball!

she is a lot cute and i love her but im affraid she wont want to come back = Who?? The mother or the tranny? (I DONT UNDERSTAND THIS ONE EITHER!)

what should i do?? = Drink Liquid Drano.

fuck you all = GOFUCKYOURSELF!

why dont you go fuck yourseldf your son of a bitch.... go fuck boneprone's cock, he likes it!

[Morgan]

Originally posted by boneprone
Im not Japanese.
Dont let the Bulkkake fool you!

Bulkkake??? Is that like beastiality meets bukkake??? Girls taking multiple massive loads straight from a bulls nutz!!

Bull Kkake~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~!



O00o00ooOOh.

[Alvaro]

Originally posted by boneprone
Im not Japanese.
Dont let the Bulkkake fool you!

duude, i love you, givem me a kiss

[Morgan]

Originally posted by Alvaro


why dont you go fuck yourseldf your son of a bitch.... go fuck boneprone's cock, he likes it!

I dont have a son first of all. Second of all, Boneprone is a woman. Her name is Mindy Jacobs. Dont be mean to her just because she's a lesbian.

[Alvaro]

my beer is over, im going to drink some "caipirinha" but oh well, you americans dont know what it is.. hheheh

[Alvaro]

Originally posted by Ganjasaurus


I dont have a son first of all. Second of all, Boneprone is a woman. Her name is Mindy Jacobs. Dont be mean to her just because she's a lesbian.

i understand you, go kiss me too

[Splicer]

Originally posted by Kat
'fuck you all' ??

Umm, yeah...

They're not worth the effort bud - if they want you, they'll tell you - otherwise start looking for another/drink more...

Amen!

If she comes back great.

If she doesn't, fuck her!
(Or in this case not fuck her I guess).

But don't be a pussy, you'll take a lot more shit in the end!

[Morgan]

Originally posted by Alvaro
my beer is over, im going to drink some "caipirinha" but oh well, you americans dont know what it is.. hheheh

caipirinha = Mongoloid Semen

[letshunt]

One idea might be to quit being drunk all the time...nice girls tend to shun that sort of behavior...call me crazy...but being around drunken people kinda wears on you.

[421Fill]

huh?! lol