Software That Can Do This??

[Kristian]

I've looked everywhere for about 2 hours this evening. I need a piece of software to do something very simple for me. If it's available I'll buy it; if not, I'll get it made.

I'd like to write a paragraph of text (sales copy) and have it re-written several times using different words that mean the same thing.

So :

Jack jumped over the fence, Jack lept over the fence, Jack bounded over the fence, etc.

Anyone help me out?

[Nookster]

You know, spamming will get you nowhere...really fast.

[Kristian]

Learn something new everyday. It's not for spam.

[JoeMeca]

Soemthing like this was posted on here b4 do a search

[Kristian]

Soemthing like this was posted on here b4 do a search

Do you mean article bot? That's not what I want (plus it's a scam ... clever one though, to be fair). I just want something simple. Almost like a thesaurus plugin that spits out variations of the text.

[woj]

Learn something new everyday. It's not for spam.

It's gotta be, I can't possibly come up with any non-spam use for it...

[sonofsam]

I was hoping your were looking for software that would detect when you made a thread title with each word capitalized, and fixed it.

[Nookster]

It's gotta be, I can't possibly come up with any non-spam use for it...

Ya, that's what I was thinking. heh

[Kristian]

It's gotta be, I can't possibly come up with any non-spam use for it...

woj you're a nice guy, so don't call me a liar. I don't lie. I'm just doing something you're not doing.

[Kristian]

I was hoping your were looking for software that would detect when you made a thread title with each word capitalized, and fixed it.

Like me to find you a grammar and spell-checker?

[dissipate]

I could use somthing like this also

[Kristian]

The software is not for an internet project. What it produces will never go onto the internet, nor into an email. It gets printed out. I do more than internet.

Anyone with any ideas?

[u-Bob]

learn some basic perl.

[Kristian]

learn some basic perl.

No time or inclination.

That's like telling me to learn some basics of pool cleaning, when all I want to do is buy the services of a pool boy.