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  • CDSmith
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • May 2001
    • 51460

    #1

    Single-question IQ test

    The one-question IQ test:


    Here's a one question IQ Test to help you decide how you should spend
    the rest of your day......


    There is a mute who wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action
    of brushing one's teeth, he successfully expresses himself to the
    shopkeeper and the purchase is done.

    Now, if there is a blind man who wishes to buy a pair of sunglasses, how
    should he express himself?

    Think about it first before scrolling down for the answer...

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    He opens his mouth and says. "I would like to buy a pair of sunglasses"

    If you got this wrong - please turn off your computer and call it a day.

    ( I've got mine shutting down right now )

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  • StuartD
    Sofa King Band
    • Jul 2002
    • 29903

    #2
    I got it right... course, I had read it before
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    • mikeyddddd
      Viva la vulva!
      • Mar 2003
      • 16557

      #3
      I'm a retard. C ya if I figure out how to turn this thing back on.

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      • Raven
        Confirmed User
        • Jul 2001
        • 6874

        #4
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        • Kimmykim
          bitchslapping zebras!!!!!
          • Jun 2001
          • 16015

          #5
          Wow, that turned up in two totally unrelated message boards in the space of 12 hours. Talk about your 6 degrees of separation.

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          • CDSmith
            Too lazy to set a custom title
            • May 2001
            • 51460

            #6
            Originally posted by Kimmykim
            Wow, that turned up in two totally unrelated message boards in the space of 12 hours. Talk about your 6 degrees of separation.
            It was bound to happen eventually :D
            I run a joke site, thus I'm on several email lists for forwarded jokes. This item seemed post-worthy, especially since I flunked it so stupidly.

            Btw, in that "six degrees of Kevin Bacon" I'm only 5 hops away.
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            • SilentKnight
              Megan Fox's fluffer
              • Oct 2005
              • 24818

              #7
              Originally posted by CDSmith
              Now, if there is a blind man who wishes to buy a pair of sunglasses, how
              should he express himself?
              The real question is - WHY would a blind man need a pair of sunglasses?

              Kinda' renders the question of how he'd ask for them rather moot?

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              • jawanda
                Confirmed User
                • Feb 2003
                • 6040

                #8
                Originally posted by SilentKnight
                The real question is - WHY would a blind man need a pair of sunglasses?

                Kinda' renders the question of how he'd ask for them rather moot?
                That was what i was thinking too. Either way, yeah I failed

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                • jmk
                  Confirmed User
                  • Sep 2002
                  • 5391

                  #9
                  too easy

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                  • jmk
                    Confirmed User
                    • Sep 2002
                    • 5391

                    #10
                    Originally posted by SilentKnight
                    The real question is - WHY would a blind man need a pair of sunglasses?

                    Kinda' renders the question of how he'd ask for them rather moot?
                    Because he saw them on Stevie Wonder

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                    • jmk
                      Confirmed User
                      • Sep 2002
                      • 5391

                      #11

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                      • 3M TA3
                        Confirmed User
                        • Aug 2005
                        • 2972

                        #12
                        Originally posted by SilentKnight
                        The real question is - WHY would a blind man need a pair of sunglasses?

                        Kinda' renders the question of how he'd ask for them rather moot?
                        Have you ever seen the glassy damaged eyes that some blind people have? Why do you think Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder wear sunglasses? It's not because they are in the music industry....

                        I wonder if Ray still has his...

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                        • stickyfingerz
                          Doin fine
                          • Oct 2005
                          • 24984

                          #13
                          Originally posted by SilentKnight
                          The real question is - WHY would a blind man need a pair of sunglasses?

                          Kinda' renders the question of how he'd ask for them rather moot?


                          Well google image search blindman and this is the first pic that comes up.

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                          • ronaldo
                            Confirmed User
                            • Jan 2002
                            • 5475

                            #14
                            That's a good one. I fucked up.

                            Haven't seen trivia for a while btw CD. Don't really care about winning the prize, but it's still fun to guess.

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                            • swedguy
                              Confirmed User
                              • Jan 2002
                              • 7981

                              #15
                              Originally posted by SilentKnight
                              The real question is - WHY would a blind man need a pair of sunglasses?

                              Kinda' renders the question of how he'd ask for them rather moot?
                              Never seen a blind man with sunglasses? I rarely see a blind man without a pair.


                              And yeah, I got it

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                              • Gianna_CECash
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                                • Nov 2002
                                • 1135

                                #16
                                LOL... that's a good one


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                                • mockomo
                                  Registered User
                                  • Jan 2006
                                  • 8

                                  #17
                                  of course they have sunglasses.and really,thats too easy:P

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                                  • CDSmith
                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                    • May 2001
                                    • 51460

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by SilentKnight
                                    The real question is - WHY would a blind man need a pair of sunglasses?

                                    Kinda' renders the question of how he'd ask for them rather moot?
                                    I was about to answer this, but I see that 3 or 4 people have already set you straight. :D
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                                    • CDSmith
                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                      • May 2001
                                      • 51460

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by ronaldo
                                      Haven't seen trivia for a while btw CD. Don't really care about winning the prize, but it's still fun to guess.
                                      For a while there I thought I needed a new sponsor for it, but I found out this week that I don't.

                                      So, TOUGH TRIVIA will be back soon. I have over 50 good questions stored up.

                                      Watch for it.
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                                      • EroticySteve
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                                        • Mar 2005
                                        • 4365

                                        #20
                                        That's a good one.
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                                        • woj
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                                          • Jul 2002
                                          • 47882

                                          #21
                                          nice one, heh
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                                          • andr
                                            So Fucking Banned
                                            • Jan 2006
                                            • 175

                                            #22
                                            ^_^ Good one

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                                            • SilentKnight
                                              Megan Fox's fluffer
                                              • Oct 2005
                                              • 24818

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by swedguy
                                              Never seen a blind man with sunglasses? I rarely see a blind man without a pair.


                                              And yeah, I got it
                                              I never said I've never seen a blind man with sunglasses.

                                              But I've seen plenty of blind men without.

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                                              • fusionx
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Nov 2003
                                                • 4618

                                                #24
                                                It's difficult to keep your eyes closed all the time. Try it sometime and see, especially when you are walking around, talking, working etc.

                                                Blind peeps can't tell if they are facing the sun (unless it's fairly hot, direct light) so the glasses are there to protect the retinal nerve, and to protect from the pain that can come from burning different parts of your eyes.

                                                They also can't see dust or other particles so they don't have the involuntary reaction that closes our eyes when something gets near. It's also for physical protection.

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                                                • boldy
                                                  Macdaddy coder
                                                  • Feb 2002
                                                  • 2806

                                                  #25
                                                  Yep.. one big moron here ..

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