Introducing

[Undutchable]

Hi Everyone

I've been reading GFY occasionally for a while now, but haven't gotten around to posting anything yet... I'm a Dutch webmaster slash designer, some might know me from my posts at AWI under my ancient nickname Funkmaster. Since this name was taken here, I went with my other alias.


Ill throw up a middle finger in advance, coz I was warned about people telling me to go fuck myself on this forum. Cheers

-Undutchable

[boneprone]

do you wear wooden shoes?

[pr0]

show us your tits

[Amputate Your Head]

do you live in a windmill?

[Undutchable]

I have worn wooden shoes once but I don't in normal life Not many of us do actually

I'll show my tits but I'm a guy so I'm not sure how you guys will like that

And I don't live in a windmill. Any more questions?

[Amputate Your Head]

have you ever had your finger in a dyke?

[Cheshire]

Sorry ~ did you say Undouchable?

[boneprone]

Do you Fuck Animals?

[boneprone]

hmmm.
Im betting you are Black.

Whoops I mean Afro-Dutch.

[Undutchable]

Once in a bisexual chick, but never a dyke, does that count?

Cheshire, I'll forgive you for that because I heard you're a hot chick

I've fucked chicks that looked like animals, but never animals.

And I'm Cockausian, not Afro-Anything

[boneprone]

Do you own a hitbot?

[Cheshire]

Originally posted by Undutchable
Cheshire, I'll forgive you for that because I heard you're a hot chick

Well in that case ~ how many shots do I get?

[Amputate Your Head]

have you ever attempted to tunnel to the center of the earth before?

[Fletch XXX]

Slash Designer.

Hah.

I like that.

[Undutchable]

I dont own a hitbot. Cheaters are shot on sight

Cheshire, I have eternal patience with beautiful women. I have yet to see your picture though...

The whole tunnel to the center of the earth thing, I don't think I'll do this anytime soon but it might be a good idea for a rainy sunday.

[boneprone]

Cheshire isnt 16 or 17 you know.

[Loch]

Originally posted by boneprone
do you wear wooden shoes?

Fuck no...they all grow tulips

[Daymare]

welcome funk

[dirtyone]

Welcome and opdekontneuker

[Undutchable]

Whoever said anything about 16/17?

Opdekontneuken to you too

[mrthumbs]

Great.. more Dutch people.. just what we needed..

Slash designer eh..

[Undutchable]

Originally posted by mrthumbs
Great.. more Dutch people.. just what we needed..

Slash designer eh..

What the fuck is your problem?

[Amputate Your Head]

Originally posted by Undutchable


What the fuck is your problem?

he has an overactive pancreas.... just ignore him... he get's like this on his bad days.

[Undutchable]

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

Pancreas: A long, irregularly shaped gland in vertebrates, lying behind the stomach, that secretes pancreatic juice into the duodenum and insulin, glucagon, and somatostatin into the bloodstream.

And I still dont know what the fuck it means.... Anyway, nice meeting you guys, it's back to work for me right now.

[dirtyone]

Originally posted by Undutchable




And I still dont know what the fuck it means.... Anyway, nice meeting you guys, it's back to work for me right now.

Don't go away mad.... Just go away!

[Loch]

Originally posted by mrthumbs
Great.. more Dutch people.. just what we needed..

Slash designer eh..

thumbs could you get back to me please.
[email protected] or ICQ: 152200896.

[Webby]

Undutchable:

Welcome Undutchable!

There may have been one utterance (maybe!) from Serge that was true - "10% of folks are relevant, the other 90% are not" - so that may explain some posts! *g*

[Undutchable]

Originally posted by dirtyone


Don't go away mad.... Just go away!

Remind me to make you suck my dick at the next big convention you attend. Am I making friends yet?

[dirtyone]

Post number 8 and he rolls out the dick jokes.... you are going to fit in here nicely.

[Pornwolf]

I think he's learning how to get along here.


The Dutch boy isn't as soft as he looks!

[FATPad]

Ik houd van koekjes!

[mrthumbs]

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

he has an overactive pancreas.... just ignore him... he get's like this on his bad days.

Look who's talking..Mr CoolGuy Rockstar Wannabe..

[Amputate Your Head]

Originally posted by mrthumbs




Look who's talking..Mr CoolGuy Rockstar Wannabe..

don't hate me cuz I'm beautiful....

[mrthumbs]

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

don't hate me cuz I'm beautiful....

For a sad and pathetic person like me that's legit..

[jimmyf]

you are a designer? what do you design?

[cold_ice]

Originally posted by Pornwolf
I think he's learning how to get along here.


The Dutch boy isn't as soft as he looks!

Okay do all you guys look like this and since your male and we dont want to see your tits (well maybe archer might) YOU need post a pic of any female tits.


BTW Welcome and GO FUCK YOURSELF

[Undutchable]

Here's the tits you guys crave so badly. And apart from the red lipstick, the blonde wig and the two toothbrushes I seem to be holding in my arms that picture is quite accurate

As for designs, I design just about anything. I have over 6 years of experience as a webdesigner but I also design for offline projects (Posters, book covers, flyers, etc). My University study centers around design and marketing so that's my main focus in this biz. Did I mention I was cheap?