nice joke!
An ugly woman walks into a shop with her two children. She walks around the shop, picks what she wants and goes to the counter to pay. The man behind the counter can't help but stare at this really ugly looking woman with her two children. She puts her shopping on the counter and as the man is scanning the items the ugly woman gets all offended by his constant staring and asks him what he is staring at. The man asks whether her kids are twins She says "No. one is 12 the other is 7. Why ask? Well......I just couldn't believe someone would fuck you twice!" 
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