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  • marty
    Confirmed User
    • Feb 2002
    • 1656

    #1

    Death Row Final Meal Request

    Mine is Chicken noodle soup, Big Mac with fries, choc-chip icecream, 50 Kit-Kats and 2ltr Coke,
    Then finish off with a pack of Marlboros.
  • twistyneck
    So Fucking Banned
    • Jan 2002
    • 4660

    #2
    Here's some cool ones.

    http://www.tdcj.state.tx.us/stat/finalmeals.htm

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    • Krome
      Confirmed User
      • Jul 2001
      • 2851

      #3
      100 elephants and I am not being fried untill I have finished them all....

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      • Joe Sixpack
        So Fucking Banned
        • Jul 2002
        • 3793

        #4
        A dozen cans of baked beans.

        If they're gonna execute me, I'm going down farting.

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        • quiet
          we'll miss you our friend. RIP
          • Sep 2001
          • 25115

          #5
          one blue whale please. deep fried.
          we'll miss you our friend. RIP

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          • Firehorse
            Desire it and have it!!!
            • Apr 2002
            • 30767

            #6
            I wld eat my wife's pussy!
            MySweetEbony

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            • Firehorse
              Desire it and have it!!!
              • Apr 2002
              • 30767

              #7
              Originally posted by Joe Sixpack
              A dozen cans of baked beans.

              If they're gonna execute me, I'm going down farting.
              Would that make it the gas chamber?
              MySweetEbony

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              • Libertine
                sex dwarf
                • May 2002
                • 17860

                #8
                A large pizza with mushrooms, onions, mozzarella, fresh tomatoes. Two large steaks with eggs. Two ciabattas. Italian salad. And, ofcourse, a bottle of Jack and some cigars to go with that.
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                • marty
                  Confirmed User
                  • Feb 2002
                  • 1656

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Krome
                  100 elephants and I am not being fried untill I have finished them all....

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                  • Machete_
                    WINNING!
                    • Oct 2002
                    • 14579

                    #10
                    wow.. look at number 244. thats BAD

                    1 dozen fried eggs (over easy), 1 loaf of bread, a bowl of salad dressing, french fries, and milk (3 cartons)
                    whats he gonna do with a bowl of salad dressing?

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                    • Joe Sixpack
                      So Fucking Banned
                      • Jul 2002
                      • 3793

                      #11
                      Originally posted by twistyneck
                      Here's some cool ones.

                      http://www.tdcj.state.tx.us/stat/finalmeals.htm
                      This one must have been Sleazy's before he got that stay of execution for being Canadian.

                      "Two 16 oz. ribeyes, one lb. turkey breast (sliced thin), twelve strips of bacon, two large hamburgers with mayo, onion, and lettuce, two large baked potatoes with butter, sour cream, cheese, and chives, four slices of cheese or one-half pound of grated cheddar cheese, chef salad with blue cheese dressing, two ears of corn on the cob, one pint of mint chocolate chip ice cream, and four vanilla Cokes or Mr. Pibb"

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                      • Manny The Freak
                        Confirmed User
                        • Oct 2002
                        • 1503

                        #12
                        the vivid girls pussies, the herfirstgangbang girls pussies and all the ice cream they can bring me for desert.

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                        • ADL Colin
                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                          • Feb 2001
                          • 11929

                          #13
                          Originally posted by twistyneck
                          Here's some cool ones.

                          http://www.tdcj.state.tx.us/stat/finalmeals.htm
                          I like this part

                          "The final meal requested may not reflect the actual final meal served."

                          Anyone else notice how many requests for fried chicken there were? Is that some sort of electric chair joke?
                          Last edited by ADL Colin; 10-19-2002, 06:11 AM.


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                          • ADL Colin
                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                            • Feb 2001
                            • 11929

                            #14
                            Originally posted by ebus_dk
                            wow.. look at number 244. thats BAD



                            whats he gonna do with a bowl of salad dressing?
                            Escape.


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                            • Herb Kornfield
                              Is on the 1
                              • Sep 2002
                              • 4996

                              #15
                              south philly cheeseteak

                              dats the shit!

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                              • .:Frog:.
                                Confirmed User
                                • Jul 2002
                                • 2123

                                #16
                                1 Blue Whale, 3 Dodo eggs, and a glass of milk.
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                                • ADL Colin
                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                  • Feb 2001
                                  • 11929

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by .:Frog:.
                                  1 Blue Whale, 3 Dodo eggs, and a glass of milk.
                                  Now, that's clever. I'll have to remember that if I ever have a last meal.


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                                  • Krome
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Jul 2001
                                    • 2851

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by quiet
                                    one blue whale please. deep fried.
                                    Quiet you should not have just one...check my meal

                                    100 elephants and I am not being fried untill I have finished them all....
                                    I have not said anything about the elephants being dead...by the time I have finished one there will be another 20 or so for me to work through!!

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                                    • newbie
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Jun 2002
                                      • 108

                                      #19
                                      what about a VW beatle like that guy on Ripley's Believe it or not eating a whole car cut into tiny pieces
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                                      • Easton
                                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                                        • Sep 2002
                                        • 9825

                                        #20
                                        how come they all seem to ask for Dr.Pepper too?

                                        i drink that stuff by the gallon... hmmm.
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                                        • ADL Colin
                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                          • Feb 2001
                                          • 11929

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Easton
                                          how come they all seem to ask for Dr.Pepper too?

                                          i drink that stuff by the gallon... hmmm.
                                          There is a high correlation between people that commit violent crimes and Dr. Pepper. Look it up.


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                                          • playa
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Feb 2001
                                            • 6432

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Joe Sixpack


                                            This one must have been Sleazy's before he got that stay of execution for being Canadian.

                                            "Two 16 oz. ribeyes, one lb. turkey breast (sliced thin), twelve strips of bacon, two large hamburgers with mayo, onion, and lettuce, two large baked potatoes with butter, sour cream, cheese, and chives, four slices of cheese or one-half pound of grated cheddar cheese, chef salad with blue cheese dressing, two ears of corn on the cob, one pint of mint chocolate chip ice cream, "
                                            you forgot to copy 2 diet cokes

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                                            • mastamindz
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Feb 2002
                                              • 3547

                                              #23
                                              A bottle of an explosive substance and a bowl of nails.
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                                              • archer
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Jul 2002
                                                • 1721

                                                #24
                                                i'd blow the executioner if he was cute. mmnnnn protein. that counts, doesn't it?
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                                                • Webby
                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                  • Oct 2002
                                                  • 14956

                                                  #25
                                                  Mmm.. sad indictment of a society when you have 462 on death row - speaks volumes....
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                                                  • GoLiaT
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Mar 2002
                                                    • 1130

                                                    #26
                                                    http://www.tdcj.state.tx.us/statisti...st/powellj.jpg

                                                    this guy doesnt look like crook does he ?
                                                    "where ever you go..there you are."

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                                                    • GoLiaT
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Mar 2002
                                                      • 1130

                                                      #27
                                                      http://www.tdcj.state.tx.us/statisti...wlist/mays.jpg

                                                      i got hooked on reading their resume
                                                      "where ever you go..there you are."

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                                                      • newbie
                                                        Confirmed User
                                                        • Jun 2002
                                                        • 108

                                                        #28
                                                        some of these last statements are a hoot

                                                        most of them have found god and they think that all is forgiven and they'll get to sit next to their heavenly father

                                                        http://www.tdcj.state.tx.us/stat/executedoffenders.htm
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                                                        • Joe Sixpack
                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                          • Jul 2002
                                                          • 3793

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by newbie
                                                          most of them have found god and they think that all is forgiven and they'll get to sit next to their heavenly father
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                                                          Isn't that what the Bible promises?

                                                          For those that turn to Christ, I mean.

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                                                          • sherie
                                                            Confirmed User
                                                            • Feb 2002
                                                            • 7020

                                                            #30
                                                            Raw Oysters, Lobsters and a Commisso's veal sandwich with a meat ball and extra sauce. I will wash that down with 1 Keg of Moosehead and for desert a bottle of Valium and some Black Sambuca! I will take my self out thank you very much!
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                                                            • x3guide
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Dec 2001
                                                              • 735

                                                              #31
                                                              "Declined last meal"

                                                              That's how I wanna go.

                                                              "You think I'll be needing burritos and banana pudding where I'm going? Fuck the world!"
                                                              Shomer fuckin shabbas

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                                                              • tree
                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                • Nov 2001
                                                                • 1601

                                                                #32
                                                                one bourbon, one shot, and one beer

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                                                                • FlyingIguana
                                                                  aspiring banker
                                                                  • Mar 2002
                                                                  • 10870

                                                                  #33
                                                                  i'd wanna eat jessica alba's pussy

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                                                                  • edmo
                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                    • Jun 2002
                                                                    • 359

                                                                    #34
                                                                    #209

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                                                                    • UnseenWorld
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • May 2001
                                                                      • 5279

                                                                      #35
                                                                      I'll take an all-you-can eat fish fry with a bottomless coke, and a commitment to let me eat till I'm full. Then, I'd eat very slowly.
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                                                                      • mGreg
                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                        • Mar 2002
                                                                        • 602

                                                                        #36
                                                                        "Asked that final meal be provided to a homeless person"

                                                                        lol.

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                                                                        • beemk
                                                                          CLICK HERE
                                                                          • Jan 2002
                                                                          • 20829

                                                                          #37
                                                                          dr pepper seems to be the request among death row inmates.

                                                                          i personally think that if they did anything bad enough for them to be sentenced to the death that they dont deserve a last meal.
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                                                                          • tree
                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                            • Nov 2001
                                                                            • 1601

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by FlyingIguana
                                                                            i'd wanna eat jessica alba's pussy
                                                                            lol i would pork jessica alba till she was in a wheelchair...for real, i would cripple her!
                                                                            i saw on t.v. she hates snakes and reptiles....that rules me out as i have about 15 of em.....but i would still give her the fucking of her life and a good daily facial!

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                                                                            • PersianKitty
                                                                              Meow Media Inc.
                                                                              • Jul 2001
                                                                              • 7785

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by Colin


                                                                              There is a high correlation between people that commit violent crimes and Dr. Pepper. Look it up.
                                                                              Man.. no more Dr Pepper for my two boys.

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                                                                              • andrew1009
                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                • Jul 2002
                                                                                • 801

                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by GoLiaT
                                                                                http://www.tdcj.state.tx.us/statisti...st/powellj.jpg

                                                                                this guy doesnt look like crook does he ?
                                                                                Prior Occupation: Electrician LOL

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                                                                                • Voodoo
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                                                                                  • Sep 2002
                                                                                  • 10600

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  I would request that my last meal be the keys to my cell, and a 9MM Pistol.

                                                                                  I'd eat the keys and the gun, shit them out, and set myself free, as I shoot my way out of the prison and make my way to the nearest Ruth Chris Steakhouse.

                                                                                  "I'm selflessly supporting the common good, but only coincidentally looking out for No.1."

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