Stripper Ass

**Dirty F** · 12-23-2005, 06:17 AM

Thats fucking gross. Damn.

**dissipate** · 12-23-2005, 06:18 AM

That's just plain gross.

**dissipate** · 12-23-2005, 06:20 AM

When a stripper has her snatch in my face i want to smell nothing but roses.

**26MLR** · 12-23-2005, 06:20 AM

Originally posted by gornyhuy

I was drunk, celebrating at this kind of dive-ish strip bar last night, it was going well, i was feeling no pain, the girls were putting the goods RIGHT UP IN MY FACE so close to my nose i could get the real vag smell, not the body spray....

When suddenly with no warning I'm hit in the face with this horrible diarrhea unclean asa smell from this one stripper.

Ugh.

It pretty much ruined the night for me.

Has this ever happened to you? Strippers are supposed to be meticulously clean down there... WTF?

Discuss

Dude... you just ruined my morning. I can't imagine how you must feel, remembering all that and probably hung over on top!

**MikeyFingaz** · 12-23-2005, 06:27 AM

we used to have one that stunk sooo bad, all the girls called her tuna twat... everytime she went to put her pussy in a guys face, the guy would try to pull away...

she had her legs wrapped around some guys head once, and he pulled away so fast and hard that he literally pulled her right off the edge of the stage... guess ya woulda have to have been there.

also, we had this one stripper who had tattoos right under her ass cheeks, ya couldnt see the tats until she bent over...

a customer paid another girl to go tip her once, she walked up to the stage and went to slip her the dollar, and the tattood girl bent over, and the one tipping thought it was shit marks, and pulled back in disgust, then she told the customer that the other girl had shit stains on her ass cheeks...

funny thing was, it DID look like shit marks from about 10 feet away or more...

now THAT is whatcha call a tattoo mistake

**WebairGerard** · 12-23-2005, 06:36 AM

that is FUCKING NASTY!!

**Vitasoy** · 12-23-2005, 07:31 AM

Ewww that is gross.. sucks to be you ;)

**tony286** · 12-23-2005, 07:32 AM

i think i m going yak lol

**gornyhuy** · 12-23-2005, 08:17 AM

YEah, i'm having a lot of trouble pulling out of the hangover so far, and every time I think about that smell i kind of gag a little bit.

Now I'm trying to do business and its not going too well. HELP!

**gornyhuy** · 12-23-2005, 08:18 AM

Also, there was a stripper who i SWEAR had a little touch of downs syndrome - she had that look in her facial structure.
Christ what a bad strip bar.

**Brad Gosse** · 12-23-2005, 08:39 AM

Too much indian food will poison any ass

**NoCarrier** · 12-23-2005, 08:50 AM

I went to a strip club a couple of years ago in Montreal with some european friends and one of them had a moustache. He asked for a lap dance and got more than he ever dreamed of.

When he got home, he realised he had crabs in his moustache.

**Wiggles** · 12-23-2005, 08:57 AM

wow that is pretty fucking sick, don't exactly want to visit strip clubs anymore.

**CherryLipsRosa** · 12-23-2005, 09:10 AM

That is a total turnoff

**Ramos** · 12-23-2005, 09:13 AM

Originally posted by gornyhuy

Also, there was a stripper who i SWEAR had a little touch of downs syndrome - she had that look in her facial structure.
Christ what a bad strip bar.

Bad?.....sounds like a fun place to me

**sfera** · 12-23-2005, 09:15 AM

thats some nasty shit, i would pushed her ass off me

**gornyhuy** · 12-23-2005, 09:16 AM

Originally posted by Ramos

Bad?.....sounds like a fun place to me

Yeah good point - don't get me wrong we were there for hours getting hammered and making rude comments way too loudly.

**Tricksy** · 12-23-2005, 09:17 AM

OMG! It's so gross...

**IWantU_Jeff** · 12-23-2005, 09:32 AM

lol thats just nasty

**gornyhuy** · 12-23-2005, 10:10 AM

I wonder if I actually got some shit particles on my face...

**NoCarrier** · 12-23-2005, 10:13 AM

Originally posted by gornyhuy

I wonder if I actually got some shit particles on my face...

You're lucky she didn't have an explosive diarrhea on you.

**Spunky** · 12-23-2005, 10:15 AM

Sounds fucking nasty.

**Babagirls** · 12-23-2005, 10:16 AM

hahaha
never had that happen to me thank god but i've only been to strip clubs a few times in my life so far. all of them smelled really pretty and clean

**gornyhuy** · 12-23-2005, 10:18 AM

Originally posted by NoCarrier

You're lucky she didn't have an explosive diarrhea on you.

Oh jesus christ!!!! Like a standing up ******* right in my waiting face and all down my chest.

**Sosa** · 12-23-2005, 10:23 AM

oh to be a smelly stripper lol

**markyman** · 12-23-2005, 10:25 AM

Hahahahah I had the same "stanky ass" experience, stripper must of just taken a shit before she got on stage, my nose seemed to be 10 feet into the dooky chute. Makes for a good story to tell years later......

**RayBonga** · 12-23-2005, 10:28 AM

It's a probably a "niche" strip club: Coprophilia

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