Jay Leno is the devil

Collapse
X
 
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts
  • Choder
    Confirmed User
    • Jul 2002
    • 446

    #1

    Jay Leno is the devil

    Let's examine the facts. These are all things that I have picked up and remembered hearing Jay say on different episodes of The Tonight Show. None are rumors. Some of this I have heard him say a couple times:

    - He has been serious with 5 women in his life, and they have all had the exact same birthday.

    - When he laid eyes on his wife for the very first time, before even going to talk to her, he told his friend "I'm going to marry that woman." It's been 20 years of marriage now...

    - He eats the same thing every day

    - He wears the same thing every day (until they throw a suit on him for the show)

    - He has never spent any of the money he has made on The Tonight Show. He only spends his standup comedy money, which he earns every weekend. He somehow makes enough with the standup money to have an estate in Beverly Hills and 100 cars.

    - When he was graduating high school, his senior quote about what he wanted to do with his life was he wanted to "HOST THE TONIGHT SHOW".

    My conclusion is that this man is some kind of higher form of life, and he should be feared.
    Last edited by Choder; 10-14-2002, 10:48 AM.
    Make money with your exit/404 traffic - hit up ICQ 26910698
    <br>
    "My eyes! The goggles do nothing!"
  • nocostporn
    Confirmed User
    • Mar 2002
    • 5228

    #2
    don't forget about the creature living in his face
    CashTheChecks.com -coming soon-
    "Exclusive sites for Exclusive Webmasters"
    ICQ-119966868,add me first don't message

    Comment

    • Choder
      Confirmed User
      • Jul 2002
      • 446

      #3
      Originally posted by nocostporn
      don't forget about the creature living in his face
      Are you referring to his chin?
      Make money with your exit/404 traffic - hit up ICQ 26910698
      <br>
      "My eyes! The goggles do nothing!"

      Comment

      • Penrod
        Confirmed User
        • Aug 2001
        • 3580

        #4
        I think John Travolta impregnated his chin.

        Comment

        • Machete_
          WINNING!
          • Oct 2002
          • 14579

          #5
          Originally posted by Penrod
          I think John Travolta impregnated his chin.
          LOVE the GFY humor

          Comment

          • Steve
            Confirmed User
            • Feb 2001
            • 6894

            #6
            Originally posted by Choder


            Are you referring to his chin?
            I think South Park mocked Leno's face - I recall a small man shaped being growing from his chin.

            Comment

            • asuna
              Confirmed User
              • May 2002
              • 8743

              #7
              Yes, Jay is pretty cool

              Comment

              • Choder
                Confirmed User
                • Jul 2002
                • 446

                #8
                Originally posted by Steve


                I think South Park mocked Leno's face - I recall a small man shaped being growing from his chin.
                Ahhh yes
                Make money with your exit/404 traffic - hit up ICQ 26910698
                <br>
                "My eyes! The goggles do nothing!"

                Comment

                • cold_ice
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jun 2002
                  • 3027

                  #9
                  Leno is tha bomb

                  Comment

                  • Choder
                    Confirmed User
                    • Jul 2002
                    • 446

                    #10
                    Lots of Leno fans here eh? Maybe this calls for a poll on favorite late night host
                    Make money with your exit/404 traffic - hit up ICQ 26910698
                    <br>
                    "My eyes! The goggles do nothing!"

                    Comment

                    • Hamlet
                      Confirmed User
                      • Jun 2002
                      • 702

                      #11
                      Leno's good - but Conan rocks the house

                      Comment

                      • asuna
                        Confirmed User
                        • May 2002
                        • 8743

                        #12
                        Hands down on Conan, as funny as Leno is, Conan is Conan

                        Comment

                        • The Craze
                          Confirmed User
                          • Jul 2002
                          • 119

                          #13
                          Leno has a big mouth
                          The Craze
                          I'm just here drinking beer

                          Comment

                          • Spliceragain
                            Registered User
                            • Aug 2002
                            • 23

                            #14
                            Leno is a hack

                            Comment

                            • Amputate Your Head
                              There can be only one
                              • Aug 2001
                              • 39075

                              #15
                              I thought Oprah was the Devil....

                              I'm confused....
                              SIG TOO BIG

                              Comment

                              • Joel
                                Registered User
                                • Oct 2002
                                • 19

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Choder


                                Are you referring to his chin?
                                I think the chin is running the show, and Jay is just the public relations man. You can't tell me there's not intelligent life in his chin.
                                Hey when you're as good as this, its hard being modest

                                Comment

                                • Choder
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Jul 2002
                                  • 446

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Joel


                                  I think the chin is running the show, and Jay is just the public relations man. You can't tell me there's not intelligent life in his chin.
                                  You seem to know a lot for an innocent victim....
                                  Make money with your exit/404 traffic - hit up ICQ 26910698
                                  <br>
                                  "My eyes! The goggles do nothing!"

                                  Comment

                                  • pimplink
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Jun 2001
                                    • 9535

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by nocostporn
                                    don't forget about the creature living in his face
                                    Come to think of it, he does have that Lovejoy "Call of Chthulu" quality to him

                                    Need Mainstream Content and SEO?
                                    SEO * Website Copy * Blogs
                                    Blogging - PR Work - Forum Marketing - Social Marketing - Link building - Articles
                                    100% Guaranteed Content!

                                    Comment

                                    • Lev
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Oct 2001
                                      • 3545

                                      #19
                                      I had this roomate in high school who looked exactly like Jay and he also had weird powers, maybe they are an alien breed from another planet

                                      Comment

                                      • Choder
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Jul 2002
                                        • 446

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by Lev
                                        I had this roomate in high school who looked exactly like Jay and he also had weird powers, maybe they are an alien breed from another planet
                                        What were his weird powers?
                                        Make money with your exit/404 traffic - hit up ICQ 26910698
                                        <br>
                                        "My eyes! The goggles do nothing!"

                                        Comment

                                        • Rocky
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Jul 2001
                                          • 3022

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
                                          I thought Oprah was the Devil....

                                          I'm confused....
                                          nope, that was Martha Stewart
                                          Are you down with Sin?

                                          Comment

                                          Working...