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  • Paul Waters
    Confirmed User
    • Mar 2003
    • 4402

    #1

    Job Application

    Deer Sir,

    I waunt to apply for the secritary job what I saw in
    the paper. I can Type real quik wit one finggar and do
    sum a counting.

    I think I am good on the phone and no I am a pepole
    person, Pepole really seam to respond to me well.

    I´m lookin for a Jobb as a secritary but it musent be
    to complicaited.

    I no my spelling is not to good but find that I Offen
    can get a job thru my persinalety. My salerery is open
    so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you
    think that I am werth.

    I can start imeditely.

    Thank you in advanse fore yore anser.

    hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.

    Sinseerly,

    Peggy May Starlings


    PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a
    pickture of me taken at my last jobb.


    Employer's response:......

    Dear Peggy May,

    It's OK honey, we've got spell check.




    Paul
  • montythestrange
    Confirmed User
    • Jun 2005
    • 184

    #2
    LOL
    If you put instant coffee in the microwave, do you go back in time?



    DatingGold Rocks!

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    • sniperwolf
      Too lazy to set a custom title
      • Mar 2005
      • 17743

      #3
      ahaha.... nice nice...
      ~Accepting design works~

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      • FluxAds
        Confirmed User
        • Oct 2005
        • 252

        #4
        yum.....
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        • JoeMeca
          So Fucking Banned
          • Nov 2005
          • 2266

          #5
          rofl thats how it is in real life 2 lol

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          • NinjaSteve
            Too lazy to set a custom title
            • Dec 2003
            • 11089

            #6
            Hahaha, thanks thinking with your head (in the nether region)
            ...

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            • phonesex
              Confirmed User
              • Mar 2005
              • 3437

              #7

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              • endsofttech
                Confirmed User
                • May 2005
                • 544

                #8
                nice pic you got :D :D :D :D :D

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                • tony299
                  lurker
                  • Aug 2002
                  • 57021

                  #9
                  too funny

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                  • pornguy
                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                    • Mar 2003
                    • 62912

                    #10
                    Funny one. And man what a rack that chick has.
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                    • sickkittens
                      I am a meat popsicle.
                      • Jul 2002
                      • 25100

                      #11
                      Real or fake?

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