Do you guys ever think while on the can or just do the job, wipe, flush (hopefully!), then leave?
I think people get their best thinking done while on the can!
I think people get their best thinking done while on the can!
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I have a book and magazine rack in there. Its the Library. -
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I think your right my friend. Like the comedians say:
How many times do you see the average person sitting on the toilet reading the ingredients of toothpaste or shampoo and conditioner bottles?....The toilet that's where!
Shit, (no pun). I've been known to grab whatever I can, a piece of receipt paper, it doesn't matter. Whatever it takes to help me get that last sense of release.
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I never think in there but if it weren't for pooping I would never read my Maxim and Kilxxx. Sometimes I get lost in a good article and before I know it my goddamned legs are asleep.I like pie.Comment
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So true, so true.Originally posted by beerbust03
I think your right my friend. Like the comedians say:
How many times do you see the average person sitting on the toilet reading the ingredients of toothpaste or shampoo and conditioner bottles?....The toilet that's where!
Shit, (no pun). I've been known to grab whatever I can, a piece of receipt paper, it doesn't matter. Whatever it takes to help me get that last sense of release.
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My best ideas came to me while I was dumping stuff down the toilet...SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.Comment
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Shit I remember this one time.....At band camp...Originally posted by Armed & Hammered
I never think in there but if it weren't for pooping I would never read my Maxim and Kilxxx. Sometimes I get lost in a good article and before I know it my goddamned legs are asleep.
No on the toilet one time I was shitting and my legs fell asleep and I had to wipe myself, but my thighs fell asleep also. I think that day I brought in a novel or some shit. Well anyway as I went to wipe, my freakin hand fell asleep from holding the novel. So I had to sit there and wait, (laughing), cause we all know that when the sleep settles in our body it hurts and feels good. So I was in the bathroom for a good 2 hours. Damn
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I once weighed myself before and right after taking a dump, so I know my dump weighs 1 pound.Comment
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Why do they call it "taking a dump" when you really leave it?Comment
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Why do you park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?Originally posted by Auslander
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