Rulz

[Oldy]

Why did God create man before woman?

He needed a rough draft before he had a final copy.

[[Labret]]

Are you saying that God is capable of making a mistake? God is infallible. Or else he wouldnt be... "God".

[Goonx]

i dont get it

[Dawgy]

Originally posted by Goonx
i dont get it

duh.

peanut butter.

geez.

dumbass.

[[Labret]]

It is disjointed. Here is how I interpret what he is saying.

Since man is created in Gods image, if God didnt make his exact duplicate until he created woman... he is trying to insinuate that God is a woman.

Correct?

But that cant be true because God does not make mistakes by his very definition. Therefore God is a man. duh.

[Goonx]

here's one for ya... we say God can do ANYTHING and EVERYTHING so...

Can god create a rock that is sooo heavy that even he himself can't lift it ??

[quiet]

and on the 7th day he chilled out. i suppose god was tired.

[Oldy]

Can god create a rock that is sooo heavy that even he himself can't lift it ??

Did you mean yourself

[[Labret]]

Originally posted by Goonx
here's one for ya... we say God can do ANYTHING and EVERYTHING so...

Can god create a rock that is sooo heavy that even he himself can't lift it ??

Trick question. God doesnt have arms.

[Goonx]

Originally posted by [Labret]


Trick question. God doesnt have arms.

and chicks don't have dicks, but they can still fuck...

[booker]

Heh, well it's easy to see who among us is catholic/christian. The differences in the ways jews percieve, understand and have a relationship with their God is so different.. I'm not religious myself, but the contrasts fascinate me.

For one, jews don't see their God as being able to do anything and everything, things are are illogical such as making a rock that He cannot move are not possible.

Additionally, God isn't necessarily all-knowing or inflappable.. in fact, if you read Genesis, Abraham more than once is able to argue with and in fact sway God's judgement.. some would say that this was all God's plan, but most Jews, and the midrash (scholarly rabbinical commentary included in the Torah, the "old testament") says otherwise.

[Lev]

and chicks don't have dicks, but they can still fuck...

They don't fuck, they get fucked

[Goonx]

Originally posted by Lev


They don't fuck, they get fucked

Sometimes i'm not so sure about that

[Fletch XXX]

Originally posted by booker


Additionally, God isn't necessarily all-knowing or inflappable..

What the hell is inflappable?

[booker]

Originally posted by Fletch XXX


What the hell is inflappable?

sorry, unflappable.

[Rory]

Originally posted by Fletch XXX


What the hell is inflappable?

lol

[L0stMind]

heh, un-flapjackable?

sorry, that made no fucking sense.

Religious discussions fascinate. Continue on!

[booker]

unflappable

adj : not easily perturbed or excited or upset; marked by extreme calm and composure; "hitherto imperturbable, he now showed signs of alarm"; "an imperturbable self-possession"; "unflappable in a crisis" [syn: imperturbable]

[Rocky]

so God isn't Alanis Morissette?

[Dawgy]

you're all missing the point!

peanut butter!

god dammit!

[Fletch XXX]

Originally posted by booker
unflappable

adj : not easily perturbed or excited or upset; marked by extreme calm and composure; "hitherto imperturbable, he now showed signs of alarm"; "an imperturbable self-possession"; "unflappable in a crisis" [syn: imperturbable]

"Additionally, God isn't necessarily all-knowing or ***not easily upset***.. in fact, if you read Genesis, Abraham more than once is able to argue with and in fact sway God's judgement..

... thats not what you meant.

[Voodoo]

God created man in his own image. However, what isn't typically spoken about is that.... On the 1st day, God said "Let there be light".... On the 5th day, God created Man.

Now, let's break this down. Prior to the First day when God created "Light", there was no light. This would indicate that by God's true nature, he/she is a creature of "darkness".

God creates man in his own image. Man was created in the image of a creature of darkness.

[booker]

Certainly it is what I meant.

I said God isn't inflappable.. double negative I suppose, but Abraham argued successfully with God concerning the destruction of Sodom, saying that it was unfair to destroy the righteous with the wicked.

[Fletch XXX]

Originally posted by booker
Certainly it is what I meant.

I said God isn't inflappable.. double negative I suppose, but Abraham argued successfully with God concerning the destruction of Sodom, saying that it was unfair to destroy the righteous with the wicked.

So you didnt mean "infallible?" then mispelled it. Then did a dictionary.com look up and it gave you "unflappable" since "inflappable" is not a word.

Play it off dog, its all good.

[quiet]

[booker]

Originally posted by Fletch XXX


So you didnt mean "infallible?" then mispelled it. Then did a dictionary.com look up and it gave you "unflappable" since "inflappable" is not a word.

Play it off dog, its all good.

..hmm.. you must be one of those "always has to be right" types? ..just because you don't understand what I say doesn't mean it's wrong, dog. Check out your keyboard next time, 'u' and 'i' are pretty close to one another, sorta like your eyes I'm guessing.

[Fletch XXX]

Originally posted by booker



..hmm.. you must be one of those "always has to be right" types? ..just because you don't understand what I say doesn't mean it's wrong, dog. Check out your keyboard next time, 'u' and 'i' are pretty close to one another, sorta like your eyes I'm guessing.

Nope.

Its as simple as me thinking thats what ya meant.

Me thinking you meant infallible is an easy assumption, whats with the stereotype and patronizing?

[booker]

You're assuming that what I said was wrong and not a typo? Thanks, that means a lot.

I'll try to explain it for the mongoloids who frequent this board. One would expect that a God who is understood to be all knowing would be unflappable, ie calm and not upset or excited over events or crisis because this God already knows the past present and future.

However, the God of the Torah is not of this nature, and there is great evidence of this in the book of Genesis with the stories of Abraham.

[quiet]

Originally posted by booker
I'll try to explain it for the mongoloids who frequent this board.

thanks.

[Rocky]

[Fletch XXX]

Originally posted by booker
You're assuming that what I said was wrong and not a typo? Thanks, that means a lot.

Why, can you not be wrong? <i>infallible?</i>

I'll try to explain it for the mongoloids who frequent this board.

Another condescending keyboard theologian, yay.

One would expect that a God who is understood to be all knowing would be unflappable, ie calm and not upset or excited over events or crisis because this God already knows the past present and future.

First off. I knew what the word meant which was why I laughed at your quoted dictionary.com definition.

Additionally, God isn't necessarily all-knowing or inflappable..

As if to argue the point of, "hey gods not always right, and he can even admit when he is wrong."

Your post says nothing of the forgiveness or calmness of a god during crisis. You speak only of his judgment and his willingness to alter his plan due to argument, or that he is swayed by a mortal to change his mind.

Which hints towards god being *wrong* which tickles to the use of the word *infallible* not *unflappable*... hence my mistake and/or your typo.

[booker]

hence you always have to be right.. I mean, did someone fart?

[.:Frog:.]

Originally posted by Lev

They don't fuck, they get fucked

Normally, but when the chick is ontop and doing all the moving, isn't she fucking you?

[thickman]

fletch,
As I read the entire thread I 100% agreed with you especially since the response to was to this quote:

Are you saying that God is capable of making a mistake? God is infallible. Or else he wouldnt be... "God".



I agree the context makes sense for infallible and infact is how I read it, I can accept he meant unflappable but it doesn't make sense to me either.

Ted

[michel]

Originally posted by [Labret]
Are you saying that God is capable of making a mistake? God is infallible. Or else he wouldnt be... "God".

A rough draft isn't a mistake, dummie

[Schwick]

Originally posted by Fletch XXX


What the hell is inflappable?

Coming from the latin word "flapheox", when literally translated means "stay away from 4 syllable words".

[zombie]

if there is a god and he is perfect and was able to create this wonderful beautiful "perfect" world, then im just curious which one of his perfect creations is going to destroy it 1st. a big fat flying rock or the cancer that infects this world that he created in his own image.

[Oldy]

God made everything perfect, but his creations are not everlasting giving him scope to make more creations.