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  • marty
    Confirmed User
    • Feb 2002
    • 1656

    #1

    Completely useless facts about nothing worthwhile :)

    If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
    (Hardly seems worth it.)

    If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
    (Now that's more like it!)

    The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
    (O.M.G.!)

    A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
    (In my next life, I want to be a pig.)

    A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death.
    (Creepy.)

    (I'm still not over the pig.)

    Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
    (Do not try this at home...... maybe at work.)

    The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
    ("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")

    The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
    (30 minutes... lucky pig... can you imagine??)

    The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
    (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)

    Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
    (I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)

    Butterflies taste with their feet.
    (Something I always wanted to know.)

    The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
    (Hmmmmmm........)

    Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
    (If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)

    Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
    (OK, so that would be a good thing....)

    A cat's urine glows under a black light.
    (I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)

    An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
    (I know some people like that.)

    Starfish have no brains.
    (I know some people like that too.)

    Polar bears are left-handed.
    (If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)

    Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
    (What about that pig??)
  • Lexxx
    Confirmed User
    • Feb 2001
    • 1489

    #2
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    • Kanoealoha
      Confirmed User
      • Jul 2002
      • 1261

      #3
      Haha

      Had a friend that jacked off animals for a living...collect sperm for Artifical Insemination...sooo gross
      She thought it was hilarious!(Lucky Pig)
      Strong Bad Rocks!

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      • MarkTiarra
        Confirmed User
        • Aug 2002
        • 3833

        #4
        30 Minute orgasm for pigs.... hrm...

        Check this out for humans. Shit works!

        http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg...lance&n=507846

        Retired Pornosticator

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        • On-top
          Confirmed User
          • Aug 2001
          • 2283

          #5
          Originally posted by marty


          Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
          (What about that pig??)

          What about Bonobos?? LoL

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          Bonobos become sexually aroused remarkably easily, and they express this excitement in a variety of mounting positions and genital contacts. Although chimpanzees virtually never adopt face-to-face positions, bonobos do so in one out of three copulations in the wild. Furthermore, the frontal orientation of the bonobo vulva and clitoris strongly suggest that the female genitalia are adapted for this position.

          Perhaps the bonobo's most typical sexual pattern, undocumented in any other primate, is genito-genital rubbing (or GG rubbing) between adult females. One female facing another clings with arms and legs to a partner that, standing on both hands and feet, lifts her off the ground. The two females then rub their genital swellings laterally together, emitting grins and squeals that probably reflect orgasmic experiences. (Laboratory experiments on stump- tailed macaques have demonstrated that women are not the only female primates capable of physiological orgasm.)

          http://songweaver.com/info/bonobos.html
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          • SpaceAce
            Confirmed User
            • Jul 2002
            • 6493

            #6
            Originally posted by marty
            If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
            (Hardly seems worth it.)

            If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
            (Now that's more like it!)

            The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
            (O.M.G.!)

            A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
            (In my next life, I want to be a pig.)

            A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death.
            (Creepy.)

            (I'm still not over the pig.)

            Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
            (Do not try this at home...... maybe at work.)

            The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
            ("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")

            The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
            (30 minutes... lucky pig... can you imagine??)

            The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
            (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)

            Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
            (I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)

            Butterflies taste with their feet.
            (Something I always wanted to know.)

            The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
            (Hmmmmmm........)

            Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
            (If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)

            Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
            (OK, so that would be a good thing....)

            A cat's urine glows under a black light.
            (I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)

            An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
            (I know some people like that.)

            Starfish have no brains.
            (I know some people like that too.)

            Polar bears are left-handed.
            (If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)

            Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
            (What about that pig??)
            Some of those are iffy, but I know the last one is wrong Lookup the bonobo monkey.

            SpaceAce

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            • Wiredoctor
              Confirmed User
              • Dec 2001
              • 1632

              #7
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              • marty
                Confirmed User
                • Feb 2002
                • 1656

                #8
                I only posted it because it was emailed to me and it was funny.

                No need to analize every detail as nobody gives a shit if a monkey get's a hard-on because he likes it.

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                • SpaceAce
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jul 2002
                  • 6493

                  #9
                  Wow, aren't we sensitive? Did you see the smiley?

                  <- That's a smiley


                  That is meant as a symbol that the preceeding statement was intended in good humor.

                  Take a nap. You're cranky.

                  SpaceAce

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