David Alan Coe

[Monique Niccole]

I just got in from a club in my town and David Alan Coe was playing on the C&W side while there was dance music on the other side.

Am I wrong/naive for feeling sad that there are actually clubs that book someone who made a song called "N-I-G-G-E-R Fucker"?

Here are the first 2 verses:

She said someday I'd understand
What love was all about
She said I could have the kids
She was movin out
Said she'd finally found a man
Who's dick was so much bigger
Then that scumbag motherfucker
Ran off with a hahahahahaha (n-i-g-g-e-r)

And to think I'd ate the pussy
Where that big, black dick had been
And kissed the lips that sucked him off
Time and time again
It's enough to make a man throw up
Sure is hard to figure
How any decent girl could ever fuck
A greasy hahahahahaha (n-i-g-g-e-r)



I'm going to bed in a few....this night was a little too much for me.

[Timbo]

That song has been around forever. If I am correct, he made an album full of that kinda stuff. I myself, prefer the fuckin in the butt song.

[WarChild]

He never plays that stuff live as far as I understand it.

[Gouge]

David Alan Coe kicks ass

Enough said.

[elitetec]

??who??lol

[mikesouth]

from the musical genius who gave us "Cum Stains On my Pillow"

[TheSenator]

Original outlaw country.

[iwantchixx]

ah it's just comedy. Relax. rappers can call us whiteys and crackers all they want but one lone country swag says hahahahahaha and people get upset.

[Murderous]

Love him.

[Midnight_13]

Good stuff.

[detoxed]

Recitation:
THE OLD MAN WAS COVERED WITH TATTOOS AND SCARS
HE GOT SOME IN PRISON AND OTHERS IN BARS
THE REST HE GOT WORKIN' ON OLD JUNK CARS
IN THE DAYTIME
THEY LOOKED LIKE TOMBSTONES IN OUR YARD
AND I NEVER SEEN HIM WHEN HE WASN'T TIRED
AND MEAN
HE SOLD USED PARTS TO MAKE ENDS MEET
COVERED WITH GREASE FROM HIS HEAD TO HIS FEET
CUSSIN' THE SWEAT AND THE TEXAS HEAT
AND MOSQUITERS
AND THE NEIGHBORS SAID WE LIVED LIKE HICKS
BUT THEY BRUNG THEIR CARS FOR PA TO FIX
ANYHOW
HE WAS VETERAN-PROUD, TRIED AND TRUE
HE'D FOUGHT TILL HIS HEART WAS BLACK AND BLUE
DIDN'T KNOW HOW HE'D MADE IT THROUGH
THE HARD TIMES
HE BOUGHT OUR HOUSE ON THE G.I. BILL
BUT IT WASN'T WORTH ALL HE HAD TO KILL
TO GIT IT
HE DRANK PEARL IN A CAN AND JACK DANIELS BLACK
CHEWED TOBACCO FROM A MAIL POUCH SACK
HAD AN OLD DOG THAT WAS TRAINED TO ATTACK
SOMETIMES
HE'D GET DRUNK AND MEAN AS A RATTLESNAKE
AND THERE WASN'T TOO MUCH THAT HE WOULD TAKE
FROM A STRANGER

THERE WERE THIRTEEN KIDS AND A BUNCH OF DOGS
A HOUSE FULL OF CHICKENS AND A YARD FULL OF HOGS
I SPENT THE SUMMERTIME CUTTIN' UP LOGS FOR THE WINTER
TRYIN' LIKE THE DEVIL TO FIND THE LORD
WORKIN' LIKE A hahahahahaha FOR MY ROOM AND BOARD
COAL-BURIN' STOVE, NO NATURAL GAS
IF THAT AIN'T COUNTRY, I'LL KISS YOUR ASS
IF THAT AIN'T COUNTRY, IT'LL HAIRLIP THE POPE
IF THAT AIN'T COUNTRY, IT'S A DAMN GOOD JOKE
I'VE SEEN THE GRAND OLE OPRY, AND I'VE MET JOHNNY CASH
IF THAT AIN'T COUNTRY, I'LL KISS YOUR ASS

RECITATION:
MAMA SELLS EGGS AT A GROCERY STORE
MY OLDEST SISTER IS A FIRST-RATE WHORE
DAD SAYS SHE CAN'T COME HOME ANYMORE
AND HE MEANS IT
MA JUST SITS AND KEEPS HER SILENCE
SISTER, SHE LEFT 'CAUSE DAD GOT VIOLENT
AND HE KNOWS IT
MAMA SHE'S OLD FAR BEYOND HER TIME
FROM CHOPPING TOBACCO AND I'VE SEEN HER CRYIN'
WHEN BLOOD STARTED FLOWIN' FROM HER CALLOUSED HAND
AND IT HURT ME
SHE'D JUST KEEP WORKIN' TRYIN' TO HELP THE OLD MAN
TO THE END OF ONE ROW AND BACK AGAIN
LIKE ALWAYS
SHE'S BEEN THROUGH HELL SINCE JUNIOR WENT TO JAIL
WHEN THE LIGHTS GO OUT SHE AIN'T NEVER FAILED
TO GET DOWN ON HER KNEES AND PRAY
BECAUSE SHE LOVES HIM
TOLD ALL THE NEIGHBORS HE WAS OFF IN THE WAR
FIGHTIN' FOR FREEDOM, HE'S GOOD TO THE CORE
AND SHE'S PROUD
NOW OUR PLACE WAS A GRAVEYARD FOR AUTOMOBILES
AT THE END OF THE PORCH THERE WAS FOUR STACKS OF WHEELS
AND TIRES FOR SALE FOR A DOLLAR OR TWO
CASH THERE WAS FIFTY HOLES IN AN OLD TIN ROOF
ME AND MY FAMILY WE WAS LIVIN' PROOF
THE PEOPLE WHO FORGOT ABOUT POOR WHITE TRASH
AND IF THAT AIN'T COUNTRY, I'LL KISS YOUR ASS
IF THAT AIN'T COUNTRY, IT'LL HAIRLIP THE POPE
IF THAT AIN'T COUNTRY, IT'S A DAMN GOOD JOKE
I'VE SEEN THE GRAND OLE OPRY, AND I'VE MET JOHNNY CASH
IF THAT AIN'T COUNTRY, I'LL KISS YOUR ASS

[detoxed]

Would you lay with me in a field of stone
If my needs were strong would you lay with me
Should my lips grow dry would you wet them dear
In the midnight hour if my lips were dry

Chorus:
Would you go away to another land
Walk a thousand miles through the burning sand
Wipe the blood away from my dieing hand
If i gave my self to you

Would you bathe me with me in the stream of life
When the moon is full would you bathe with me
Will you still love me when i'm down and out
In my time of trials will you stand by me

Chorus:
Would you go away to another land
Walk a thousand miles through the burning sand
Wipe the blood away from my dieing hand
If i gave my self to you

Would you lay with me in a field of stone
If my needs were strong would you lay with me

[detoxed]

Country DJ's knows that I'm an outlaw.
They'd never come to see me in this dive.
Where bikers stare at cowboys who are laughen' at the hippies.
Who are prayen' they'll get out of her alive.

The loud mouth in the corners gett'en to me.
Talking about my earrings and my hair.
I guess he aint read the sign that says I've been to prison.
Someone aught to warn him, before I knock him off his chair.

Cause my long hair just can't cover up my redneck.
I've won every fight I've ever faught.
And I don't need some turkey telling me that I ain't country.
Say'en I aint worth a damn old, ticket that he bought.

Chorus:
Cause I can sing all those songs about Texas,
And I still do all the sad one's that I know.
They tell me, I look like Merle Haggard,
And sound alot like David Allen Coe.

And the barmaid in the last town that we played in.
Knew the words to every song I wrote.
She said Jimmy Rabbit turned her on to my last album.
Just about the time the jukebox broke.

Ya Jonny Cash helped me get out of prison.
Long before Rodriquez stole that goat.
I've been a Rhinestone Cowboy for so long I can't remember.
And I can do you every song Hank Williams ever wrote.

Chorus:
And I can sing all those songs about Texas,
And I still do all the sad one's that I know.
I can't help it, I like Merle Haggard,
And sound alot like David Allen Coe.

[detoxed]

I just got in from a club in my town and David Alan Coe was playing on the C&W side while there was dance music on the other side.

Am I wrong/naive for feeling sad that there are actually clubs that book someone who made a song called "N-I-G-G-E-R Fucker"?

Here are the first 2 verses:

She said someday I'd understand
What love was all about
She said I could have the kids
She was movin out
Said she'd finally found a man
Who's dick was so much bigger
Then that scumbag motherfucker
Ran off with a hahahahahaha (n-i-g-g-e-r)

And to think I'd ate the pussy
Where that big, black dick had been
And kissed the lips that sucked him off
Time and time again
It's enough to make a man throw up
Sure is hard to figure
How any decent girl could ever fuck
A greasy hahahahahaha (n-i-g-g-e-r)



I'm going to bed in a few....this night was a little too much for me.

You must like Randy Newman also

[Wiggles]

wow i didn't know people actually booked him, heard that song before, not exactly politically correct haha ;)

[SinisterStudios]

Love it or not he is well know and well liked. Whats the difference between what he sings and all the black artists that say kill The White Man? Thats whats great about the Good Ole USA, we can express ourselves anyway we want.

[mikeyddddd]

Linda Lovelace by David Alan Coe

Well, I've fucked 'em all from Coast to Coast...
Well you can talk about your lovers and your back door pimps.
You can talk about your hollywood Fags.
If you want to know the best love in the world then I'm the best mother-fucker alive
Jackie Onassis was a snuff queen for me before she ever got rich.
And it would take a man a day and a half just to satisfy that bitch.

Why the Queen of England gave me the keys to the whole damn Country of France
And it only took me 15 minutes to get into her pants.
Well, I've fucked 'em all from Coast to Coast, cause honey, that's my bag.
Fact, I'm the only guy in the world who can make Linda Lovelace Gag
doot doot doot duh...

Now it ain't that my dick's so goddamn big, it's just that I know how to use.
I'll never let no nickle-dime whore ever get the chance to abuse it.
They can suck it for hours and hours on end, but I'll still be in control.
And I won't cum 'til I wanna cum, cause that's my jelly-roll.

Now they're ain't no woman, no match for me, I've had 'em try to wear me down.
I've fucked them barmaids, and bankclerks, I even fucked a circus clown.
Teachers and Lawyers doctors and more, them fat women sure are a drag,
I tell you I'm the only motherfucker in the world that can make Linda Lovelace gag.

Well, old Harry Reams fall apart at the seams when he saw me fuck that whore.
She sucked my dick and swallowed my nuts, and I still hollered for more.
She sucked my asshole, she sucked my toes, she's the suckinest bitch alive.
I made her call up two more c u n t s, and friend that ain't no jive.

She don't give me no shit about being no big time lover.
Some movie star with a jag.
Cause you ain't shit...
If you can't get Linda lovelace to gag.
And don't talk about being no full-time lover, cause mister, that's my bag.
I'm the only motherfucker in the damn world that can make Linda Lovelace gag.

[poppet]

"I was drunk
the day my mama
got out of prison.
I had to go
pick her up
in the rain.
But before I got to the station in my pickup truck
She got runned over by a danged ol' train.

And I'll hang around
As long as you will let me
And I don't mind standing
In the rain
You don't have to call me darlin,
darlin.
You never even call me by my name. "

[GonZo]

Free David Allen Coe!!!

[BVF]

out of ALL the different clubs and bars in Florida, what in the hell would make a black woman want to be in a country/western bar in the first place?

[Shoehorn!]

That song has been around forever. If I am correct, he made an album full of that kinda stuff.

Yeah, I thought that he only sang songs like that.

[MetroPornTour]

I'll drive a million miles
To be with you tonight
So if you're feeling low
Turn up your radio
The words we use are strong
They make reality
But now the music's on
Oh baby dance with me yeah.

Rip it up
Move down
Rip it up
Move it down to the ground
Rip it up
Cool down
Rip it up
And get the feeling not the word.

Ev'rybody have fun tonight
Ev'rybody have fun tonight
Ev'rybody Wang Chung tonight
Ev'rybody have fun tonight
Ev'rybody Wang Chung tonight
Ev'rybody have fun.

Deep in the world tonight
Our hearts beat safe and sound
I'll hold you so close
Just let yourself go down.

Rip it up
Move down
Rip it up
Move it down to the ground
Rip it up
Cool down
Rip it up
Get out what's inside of you

Ev'rybody have fun tonight
Ev'rybody have fun tonight
Ev'rybody Wang Chung tonight
Ev'rybody have fun tonight
Ev'rybody have fun tonight
Ev'rybody Wang Chung tonight
Ev'rybody have fun.

On the edge of oblivion
All the world is Babylon
And all the love and ev'ryone
A ship of fools sailing on
(Ev'rybody)
Ev'rybody have fun tonight
(Ev'rybody)
Ev'rybody have fun tonight.

Across the nation
Around the world
Ev'rybody have fun tonight
A celebration so spread the word.

Ev'rybody have fun tonight
Ev'rybody have fun tonight
Ev'rybody Wang Chung tonight
Ev'rybody have fun tonight
Ev'rybody Wang Chung tonight
Ev'rybody have fun tonight
Ev'rybody have fun.

Ev'rybody
Ev'ryone.

[Monique Niccole]

out of ALL the different clubs and bars in Florida, what in the hell would make a black woman want to be in a country/western bar in the first place?

It was a slow night, I was on the list, and there's actually 2 clubs in one venue -- one country and the other plays dance/techno.

[joshtucker]

it's all in good fun. my fav is the dear penis song

Dear Penis , I don't think I like you anymore .
You used to stare at me while I was shaving .
Now you just stare at the floor .
Dear Penis , I don'tlike you anymore

It used to be just you and me a paper towel and a dirty magazine .
That's all we needed to get by .
But now , things are not the same and , I beleive that you're the one to blame .
Dear Penis , I don't like you anymore .

( And he sings )

Dear Rodney , I don't think I like you anymore .
Because , when you get to drinkin' , you stick me places I've never been befor .
Dear Rodney , I don't like you anymore .

Now it seems to me if we could get a grip on our man to hand relationship .
It seems our lives would be so fine .
And , if we could just our heads together , we might just stay home together .
Dear Penis , I think I like you after all ....
And , Dear Rodney , while your shavein' .
Shave my balls ........

[Nismo]

you have a paysite in your sig titled "wigger world" and you're upset about a whtie man saying the word "hahahahahaha" in a song? LOL

[BVF]

It was a slow night, I was on the list, and there's actually 2 clubs in one venue -- one country and the other plays dance/techno.

Hell, I'd rather listen to Country than techno.

[Monique Niccole]

you have a paysite in your sig titled "wigger world" and you're upset about a whtie man saying the word "hahahahahaha" in a song? LOL

If it was just one song, it probably wouldn't even cause me to raise an eyebrow. But when someone comes out with a slew of similar bullshit songs...yeah, then I notice.

He has the right to make whatever songs he wants. I'm more saddened that I live in a town that considers this quality entertainment.

[Murderous]

The dear penis song is rodney carrington

[BVF]

He has the right to make whatever songs he wants. I'm more saddened that I live in a town that considers this quality entertainment.

There's somebody in EVERY town that considers this quality entertainment. They just don't let YOU know it...They wait until they can go to a place with likeminded people. Unfortunately, you were there also.