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  • suzyspanko
    Registered User
    • Sep 2005
    • 95

    #1

    Need Alibi

    My roomate had a "friend" over the other night. Her boyfriend just came by and found two used condoms in her room. She blamed it on me and now her man is questioning me! What do I say without busting her out?

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  • Best-In-BC
    Confirmed User
    • Jun 2002
    • 9511

    #2
    LOL< my buddies use to fuck in my old roomies bed all the time
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    • munki
      Do Fun Shit.
      • Dec 2004
      • 13393

      #3
      It got pretty crazy in here last night, and I'm under federal gag order not to release details...

      I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.” -Oscar Wilde

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      • suzyspanko
        Registered User
        • Sep 2005
        • 95

        #4
        Originally posted by MikyMunki
        It got pretty crazy in here last night, and I'm under federal gag order not to release details...
        Ha ha, I just might try that. Not too sure it'll fly though.

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        • Ace-wtf
          Confirmed User
          • Jun 2005
          • 2983

          #5
          say you were blowing baloons for a party

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          • suzyspanko
            Registered User
            • Sep 2005
            • 95

            #6
            The condoms were used. Should I say we spit loogies in them for fun too?

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            • suzyspanko
              Registered User
              • Sep 2005
              • 95

              #7
              Maybe I should tell him I was starting a prank war with her.

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              • munki
                Do Fun Shit.
                • Dec 2004
                • 13393

                #8
                Just tell him your sex life is none of his fucking business.

                I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.” -Oscar Wilde

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                • sonofsam
                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                  • Dec 2004
                  • 18642

                  #9
                  rat her out and video tape the fight, then make a HUGE ugly watermark on it and send it to all the video sites and highest bidder gets the footage, also have a cameraman outside in a car waiting to follow the guy as he beats down the guy she slept with
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                  • munki
                    Do Fun Shit.
                    • Dec 2004
                    • 13393

                    #10
                    BTW... sent an email a while ago, interested in promoting your site, how do I get started?

                    I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.” -Oscar Wilde

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                    • munki
                      Do Fun Shit.
                      • Dec 2004
                      • 13393

                      #11
                      Originally posted by sonofsam
                      rat her out and video tape the fight, then make a HUGE ugly watermark on it and send it to all the video sites and highest bidder gets the footage, also have a cameraman outside in a car waiting to follow the guy as he beats down the guy she slept with
                      Vindictive... profitable... I like it.

                      I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.” -Oscar Wilde

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                      • Kevsh
                        Confirmed User
                        • Dec 2004
                        • 8619

                        #12
                        You're from Nebraska? Isn't polygamy legal there? What's the problem?

                        (It's late, I should be sleeping...)

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                        • LiveDose
                          Show Yer Tits!
                          • Feb 2002
                          • 25792

                          #13
                          Originally posted by MikyMunki
                          Just tell him your sex life is none of his fucking business.

                          That should end it.

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                          • Juicy D. Links
                            So Fucking Banned
                            • Apr 2001
                            • 122992

                            #14
                            lolololololo

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                            • suzyspanko
                              Registered User
                              • Sep 2005
                              • 95

                              #15
                              Originally posted by MikyMunki
                              BTW... sent an email a while ago, interested in promoting your site, how do I get started?
                              I am just getting started, so my affiliate program is not up yet but should be in the next couple of days. I will be sure to send you an email containing all the info you need.

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                              • munki
                                Do Fun Shit.
                                • Dec 2004
                                • 13393

                                #16
                                Originally posted by suzyspanko
                                I am just getting started, so my affiliate program is not up yet but should be in the next couple of days. I will be sure to send you an email containing all the info you need.
                                Looking forward. Get in touch if you need help getting the affiliate program working, or galleries/banners made.

                                I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.” -Oscar Wilde

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                                • suzyspanko
                                  Registered User
                                  • Sep 2005
                                  • 95

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by sonofsam
                                  rat her out and video tape the fight, then make a HUGE ugly watermark on it and send it to all the video sites and highest bidder gets the footage, also have a cameraman outside in a car waiting to follow the guy as he beats down the guy she slept with
                                  You know that could be really fun, and dramatic, considering they just choked each other out in my front yard! Might get a little crazy and I'm not trying to have them tear up my house. They're crazy!

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                                  • suzyspanko
                                    Registered User
                                    • Sep 2005
                                    • 95

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by MikyMunki
                                    Looking forward. Get in touch if you need help getting the affiliate program working, or galleries/banners made.
                                    Thanx, I'll be sure to keep that in mind.

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                                    • Biggy2
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Feb 2002
                                      • 1821

                                      #19
                                      tell jim vanderslice aka nebreaskacoeds aka necoeds aka scammer that biggy says hello.

                                      you know, the guy who owns your site, who once told me affiliates dont mean shit to him, who once robbed all his affiliates, to then have ibill shut down. then he disappeared for a year, and now the first site he's back with is yours.. look up history on nebraskacoeds - theres a reason its in the triplexcash program now.

                                      i wouldnt be able to sleep at night if i knew people were sending him traffic without knowing his past history.
                                      Last edited by Biggy2; 09-23-2005, 01:18 AM.

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                                      • suzyspanko
                                        Registered User
                                        • Sep 2005
                                        • 95

                                        #20
                                        Melissa, I am not relaying anything to Jim. Contact him yourself. I have done nothing to you and don't want to be in the middle of the drama between you two. I have done nothing to you and don't wish to bother you. Please respect that.

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                                        • MetroPornTour
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Apr 2005
                                          • 1043

                                          #21
                                          Move all your stuff out of the apartment.

                                          Then call the boyfriend at his work and confess to fucking his girlfriend.
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                                          • suzyspanko
                                            Registered User
                                            • Sep 2005
                                            • 95

                                            #22
                                            Sorry, didn't realize that wasn't melissa

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                                            • suzyspanko
                                              Registered User
                                              • Sep 2005
                                              • 95

                                              #23
                                              Really though, it's not my issue and I wish to have no part in you posting your business on my page. But do as you wish.

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                                              • Biggy2
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Feb 2002
                                                • 1821

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by suzyspanko
                                                Melissa, I am not relaying anything to Jim. Contact him yourself. I have done nothing to you and don't want to be in the middle of the drama between you two. I have done nothing to you and don't wish to bother you. Please respect that.
                                                jim is reading this, who are you kidding. he robbed people blind, he owns the domain of your site, ill put any amount of money he owns the ccbill account also. how long have you been in this business - i have been in it since 1998.

                                                there are some people in this business who actually care about the reputation and history of those who control paying you. and for the record, jim was with ibill, told them to stop payouts. he thought he could live off rebills, until ibill went under - karma is great he was a known scammer, he disappeared for a year. he is the lowest of the low, and has served jailtime for check forgery - FACT.

                                                do yourself a favor, if you actually care about the success of your site - get a new webmaster, one who doesnt have a reputation of ripping affiliates off, then i'll leave you out of it.

                                                this is my last post.

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                                                • PixeLs
                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                  • Jul 2005
                                                  • 11922

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by MikyMunki
                                                  Just tell him your sex life is none of his fucking business.
                                                  I think this statement could make him shut up.
                                                  By the way, do you have any plans to blackmail your boardmate?

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                                                  • gangbangjoe
                                                    Ronin
                                                    • May 2004
                                                    • 17693

                                                    #26
                                                    show him your boobs

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                                                    • Biggy2
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Feb 2002
                                                      • 1821

                                                      #27
                                                      oh wow, the domain is all of a sudden transferred to Jeffrey Vanderslice instead of Jim. GO FIGURE.
                                                      Some things never change........ seriously jim, did you really think all those people you screwed wouldn't remember who you were?
                                                      Last edited by Biggy2; 09-23-2005, 01:42 AM.

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                                                      • Biggy2
                                                        Confirmed User
                                                        • Feb 2002
                                                        • 1821

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by Biggy2
                                                        oh wow, the domain is all of a sudden transferred to Jeffrey Vanderslice instead of Jim. GO FIGURE.
                                                        Some things never change........ seriously jim, did you really think all those people you screwed wouldn't remember who you were?

                                                        yeah, i guess jim isn't reading.. i swear I heard you were living with him, no? i'd have to double check. kinda makes this thread seem like bullshit.

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                                                        • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
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                                                          • Jul 2004
                                                          • 38323

                                                          #29


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