Florida's problems due to the Devil

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  • Brujah
    Beer Money Baron
    • Jan 2001
    • 22157

    #1

    Florida's problems due to the Devil

    Noted Climatologist Pat Robertson said at a recent Intelligent Design Weather Symposium that he believes that Florida's hurricane problems are due to the devil.
    "We have insulted God with legal abortion and restrictions on religion in public places. Then we say 'why does this happen?' Well, why it's happening is that God Almighty is lifting his protection from us. Florida is just seething with Godless Cubans and Satan worshipping Catholic Mexicans. By turning our backs on Jesus, we have let God unleash the Devil down there."

    Mr. Robertson was heckled by protesters who were claiming "Global Warming" to be the cause. They were written off by Mr. Robertson as liberals and Satan loving homosexuals off the record.

    http://blogcritics.org/archives/2005/08/27/121328.php
  • Manowar
    jellyfish  
    • Dec 2003
    • 71528

    #2
    what a fruitcake

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    • XxXotic
      Confirmed User
      • Jun 2002
      • 8500

      #3
      he's a fucking loon, yeat pat, legalized abortion is causing hurricanes...
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      • HDADULT
        Confirmed User
        • Aug 2005
        • 1152

        #4
        Good News! Now I can sleep better knowing the cause of Hurricanes if I can just get out the message too all the Devil Worshiping Mexicans and tell them to Please Stop!
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        • directfiesta
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • Oct 2002
          • 30137

          #5
          Where was that ??? in Iran ????
          I know that Asspimple is stoopid ... As he says, it is a FACT !

          But I can't figure out how he can breathe or type , at the same time ....

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          • kmanrox
            aka K-Man
            • Oct 2001
            • 29295

            #6
            the poor bastard is losin his marbles nowadays... time for retirement
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            • jimmyf
              OU812
              • Feb 2001
              • 12651

              #7
              Originally posted by Manowar
              what a fruitcake
              if he said that.... I agree with you 100%

              some people open there mouth and shit comes out..

              fucking morons
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              • dready
                Confirmed User
                • Oct 2002
                • 5247

                #8
                That guy has totally lost it.
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                • Furious_Male
                  Doing the grind since 99
                  • Oct 2003
                  • 16884

                  #9
                  Has he lost his mind?
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                  • Mikey_219Inc
                    Confirmed User
                    • Jun 2003
                    • 1876

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Brujah
                    "... Godless Cubans and Satan worshipping Catholic Mexicans ..."
                    ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
                    ha ha ha ha thats fucking funny ...

                    actually there is a coverage policy due to the "choose life" license plates in florida (is it just me, or does that seem like a direct "fuck you" to the idea of seperating church and state?) - thats why NOLA is about to get fucked right now.
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