luau

[cold_ice]

Hey folks Im having a Luau this weekend, but I have never been to one nor hosted one before. So I was wondering if you guys could give me a little input on the subject and help me out. Everyone I talk to can recommend types of food but nobody can tell games and what type of drinks to serve. I want everyone to have a good time and get toasted so Im kinda looking for drinking games even non drinking games will be cool as I am sure we could some how turn them into drinking games. Thanks in advance

[Amputate Your Head]

Luau's don't have games..... what you're talking about is basically just a party with food and booze.

[cold_ice]

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
Luau's don't have games..... what you're talking about is basically just a party with food and booze.

Yeah pretty much Okay then people I need some party games.

[Brown Bear]

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get some Tiki torches

[cold_ice]

Hey Amp so what in the hell do they do at a luau, besides eat and drink.

[Brown Bear]

Limbo!

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[Amputate Your Head]

do what most adults do at booze parties....

get shitfaced, schmooze, and talk shit about all your cool expensive toys. Grab a little ass, start a fight, burn something, piss in a plant, hang on three guys shoulders and tell 'em you love 'em like brothers, break something in the living room, puke in the catbox, wake up under the coffee table wearing women's clothes.

[cold_ice]

Hey thanks brown bear I do have the Tiki lights and plenty of decorations but I want everyone to get fucked up and have fun doing it. Need some games.

[cold_ice]

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
do what most adults do at booze parties....

get shitfaced, schmooze, and talk shit about all your cool expensive toys. Grab a little ass, start a fight, burn something, piss in a plant, hang on three guys shoulders and tell 'em you love 'em like brothers, break something in the living room, puke in the catbox, wake up under the coffee table wearing women's clothes.

Yep thats what Im planning but wearing a hawaiian shirt.

[Brown Bear]

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
do what most adults do at booze parties....

get shitfaced, schmooze, and talk shit about all your cool expensive toys. Grab a little ass, start a fight, burn something, piss in a plant, hang on three guys shoulders and tell 'em you love 'em like brothers, break something in the living room, puke in the catbox, wake up under the coffee table wearing women's clothes.

That is the most acurate description of a party that I have ever read.

[Amputate Your Head]

Originally posted by cold_ice
Hey Amp so what in the hell do they do at a luau, besides eat and drink.

well, maybe there's a new urban definition of luau today, but here on the islands, a luau is exactly that... a big ass dinner with a few hundred people, a pig cooked in the ground, open bar, and a show usually consisting of traditional dance, maybe some comedy, fireknife dancers, etc.... but there's no games or any of that other stuff....

[cold_ice]

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

well, maybe there's a new urban definition of luau today, but here on the islands, a luau is exactly that... a big ass dinner with a few hundred people, a pig cooked in the ground, open bar, and a show usually consisting of traditional dance, maybe some comedy, fireknife dancers, etc.... but there's no games or any of that other stuff....

Okay dude your bringing me down I might have to change it to a Toga party.

[Cheshire]

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
do what most adults do at booze parties....

get shitfaced, schmooze, and talk shit about all your cool expensive toys. Grab a little ass, start a fight, burn something, piss in a plant, hang on three guys shoulders and tell 'em you love 'em like brothers, break something in the living room, puke in the catbox, wake up under the coffee table wearing women's clothes.

DUDE! I can't WAIT to party with YOU!
~*~*~*~*~*!!!!!!!*~*~*~*~*~*~

[beerbust03]

Originally posted by cold_ice
Hey folks Im having a Luau this weekend, but I have never been to one nor hosted one before. So I was wondering if you guys could give me a little input on the subject and help me out. Everyone I talk to can recommend types of food but nobody can tell games and what type of drinks to serve. I want everyone to have a good time and get toasted so Im kinda looking for drinking games even non drinking games will be cool as I am sure we could some how turn them into drinking games. Thanks in advance

What part of cali are you in?

[Amputate Your Head]

Originally posted by Cheshire
DUDE! I can't WAIT to party with YOU!
~*~*~*~*~*!!!!!!!*~*~*~*~*~*~

hehe.... those were just the basics.... I left out the really good stuff....

[cold_ice]

Originally posted by beerbust03


What part of cali are you in?

Im north of Bakersfield in butt fuck Egypt.

[theking]

Originally posted by cold_ice
Hey folks Im having a Luau this weekend, but I have never been to one nor hosted one before. So I was wondering if you guys could give me a little input on the subject and help me out. Everyone I talk to can recommend types of food but nobody can tell games and what type of drinks to serve. I want everyone to have a good time and get toasted so Im kinda looking for drinking games even non drinking games will be cool as I am sure we could some how turn them into drinking games. Thanks in advance

Buy a shovel, dig pit, buy a pig...

[fnet]

Originally posted by cold_ice

Im north of Bakersfield in butt fuck Egypt.

buttfuckegypt... i had that as a domain for a while... i let it expire.

[fnet]

Originally posted by fnet


buttfuckegypt... i had that as a domain for a while... i let it expire.

holy shit it's still available... any bets as to how long it sticks around before someone on this board reads this and registers it? hopefully it will be someone who has a use for it... hmmm... maybe i should just grab it again... tempting... nah... i like being thin.... ;)

[fnet]

don't bother, i reclaimed it.