Coding For Peanuts

[mrkris]

My partner was asked if he would be interested in partaking in a Dating Site (as if the market isn't saturated with it enough). He of course, like everyone else, asks what it requires from him. These two individuals, located here on GFY (except I will not name names) said they had an SEO/Marketing guy, but needed a developer. That is where I come in. After asking what was in it for us, seeing as we are developing the entire site, they say, "You can be our affiliate". Wow, can I, please? What is funny is these two individuals are WELL KNOWN here on GFY. What are they trying to pull here? I think it is rather humorous they would want to reap all the benefits and allow us to be an affiliate, ya know, as if they wont have a "Webmasters $$$" link at the bottom of the page anyway. Sorry, just thought I would share to you all how greedy someone of the people here are on GFY.

[JD]

did they try to touch your no-no spot too?

[JD]

heh. no one likes you

[mrkris]

it's ok lol

[woj]

There must have been some miscommunication, I don't really think anyone would do that..

[Realpascal]

No names, no thread.

[mrkris]

lol. I suppose, no one here really likes me but a couple people so I guess it really doesn't matter much. detoxed and Chaldoray, although I never spoke directly to detoxed, so I think it is merely Chaldoray. Here is the ICQ log from my partner:

[09:24] pornface: whats up
[09:24] Chaldoray: okay we are going to start the dating site
[09:24] Chaldoray: what can you help us do?
[09:25] pornface: SEO and code mostly
[09:25] Chaldoray: my partner is detoxed he is very good at marketing.
[09:25] Chaldoray: what kind of programming can you do?
[09:26] pornface: php/mysql,html,css, c, c++, etc etc
[09:27] pornface: how is this going to work out though?
[09:28] Chaldoray: what do you mean?
[09:30] Chaldoray: you can be our affiliate, what did you have in mind?
[09:39] pornface: more of a parntership
[09:40] pornface: first off, mrkris is a great developer, does many contract jobs for people like you, and would probably LAUGH at the fact you want him to develop this setup in exchange for "affiliation" which EVERY OTHER webmaster will get for free as well
[09:41] pornface: How about this, we will develop the setup, you and your friend can be OUR affiliate, and you can market your site that PROMOTES us
[09:41] pornface: honestly here man. If we wanted to be an affiliate, I will just go use my AFF or IWantU account

We NEVER got a reply after that. So I am assuming they were trying to pull something over on us.

[Realpascal]

Let the games begin !

[DamageX]

There must have been some miscommunication, I don't really think anyone would do that..

Never underestimate the greed of people.

[fuzebox]

Wouldn't put it past some people... A lot of people want North American quality at Eastern European prices.

[Machete_]

Just affiliate or sitepartner?

I do lot of "site partner" deals with designer, coder,content and hosting guys

[mrkris]

Just affiliate or sitepartner?

I do lot of "site partner" deals with designer, coder,content and hosting guys

Just affiliate

[wha wha wha]

The nerve of some people.

[Machete_]

Just affiliate

soo you would actually do it for free

thanks for warning about those people

[Chaldoray]

WTF,
[09:40] pornface: first off, mrkris is a great developer, does many contract jobs for people like you, and would probably LAUGH at the fact you want him to develop this setup in exchange for "affiliation" which EVERY OTHER webmaster will get for free as well
[09:41] pornface: How about this, we will develop the setup, you and your friend can be OUR affiliate, and you can market your site that PROMOTES us
[09:41] pornface: honestly here man. If we wanted to be an affiliate, I will just go use my AFF or IWantU account

I never received that part, so quit bsing. Your partner told me you guy's do promotions on magazines, and you would like to promote our site when it's launched for a % of sales you bring it. I said why not just become an affiliate then?

[Chaldoray]

You never talked about partnering up on our site.

[JD]

WTF,
I never received that part, so quit bsing. Your partner told me you guy's do promotions on magazines, and you would like to promote our site when it's launched for a % of sales you bring it. I said why not just become an affiliate then?

HAHAHaHa are you fucking retarded? Seriously. I never once said shit about magazines. You must have been talking to the tooth fairy man.

You came to me you dick. Why would we want to code and entire backend for you just to be able to promote it when all the other people would be able to just sign up?

I've got the chat logs if you want to see them

[mrkris]

No shit, do you see a fucking sign on my forehead that says, "I DO MAGAZINE PROMOTIONS FOR BAD LIARS" ? honestly now .. I know you are trying to save your reputation here, but give it up, we have all the logs and you are trying to save face.

[pornprotege]

MrKris...

Bruno said you were all up tight last night.. What was the matter ? You said it was your fantasy and I delivered it for you no probs.... And then you bitch out ?? Was bruno too much of a man for you ??


pussy.....

[chadglni]

Hey woj, I'll let you be my affiliate if you pimp my stuff right for me. ;)

By the way sperminator I didn't know you were a coder. I might hit you up sometime.

[mrkris]

I'm the coder, hes the business man

[mrkris]

MrKris...

Bruno said you were all up tight last night.. What was the matter ? You said it was your fantasy and I delivered it for you no probs.... And then you bitch out ?? Was bruno too much of a man for you ??


pussy.....

rofl, yeah, he was mad that I was filming that gay video of him and your dad, and that I wouldn't join in. I told him that I don't swing that way, but that you would be willing to do a "Father Son" combo.

[V_RocKs]

Funny shit... lots of greed...

[pornprotege]

rofl, yeah, he was mad that I was filling his gay with my small penis, and that I wouldn't let the hot brunette join in. I told him that I don't swing that way, but that I would be willing to an animal + male combo

Jesus christ man... next time I send one of my real money making manwhores down to WA you better be willing to follow through on the deal

[chadglni]

I'm the coder, hes the business man

Got you, so for future reference are you interested in business deals. (non affiliate )

[mrkris]

yes sir ;)

[mrkris]

Jesus christ man... next time I send one of my real money making manwhores down to WA you better be willing to follow through on the deal

Are you hitting on me? I WILL NOT hesitate to come up to Canadia and drop kick you in your face HAHA

[pornprotege]

Are you hitting on me? I WILL NOT hesitate to come up to Canadia and drop kick you in your face HAHA

mrkris (07:29 PM) :
http://www.gfy.com/showthread.php?p=7858766#post7858766
mrkris (07:29 PM) :
I told you not to share my sexual preference and I was told that all aspects of my order with your male escort business would be kept confidential...You violated the contract and I will be taking legal actions.
mrkris (07:29 PM) :
WHAT NOW BITCH
mrkris (07:29 PM) :
:: makes kungfoo noises ::



* This fool doesn't realise the contract was fake

[mrkris]

mrkris (07:29 PM) :
http://www.gfy.com/showthread.php?p=7858766#post7858766
mrkris (07:29 PM) :
I told you not to share my sexual preference and I was told that all aspects of my order with your male escort business would be kept confidential...You violated the contract and I will be taking legal actions.
mrkris (07:29 PM) :
WHAT NOW BITCH
mrkris (07:29 PM) :
:: makes kungfoo noises ::



* This fool doesn't realise the contract was fake

You're right pornprotoge, my loins lust for male homosexuality .. but only yours (drops pants) k, you know what to do

[JD]

Got you, so for future reference are you interested in business deals. (non affiliate )

bring on the bidness man.

[Chaldoray]

Do you think i need you as a coder retard? I just ask what you could do for us, we never spoke about percentage wise of the company. If you were sagacious enough, you'd understand, but you're a little slow, i said you can be our affiliate, then you never answered back, so i just left, no need to waste my time if you don't want to talk anything over.

[hydro]

i'd code for some nachos right now

[pornprotege]

Do you think i need you as a coder retard? I just ask what you could do for us, we never spoke about percentage wise of the company. If you were sagacious enough, you'd understand, but you're a little slow, i said you can be our affiliate, then you never answered back, so i just left, no need to waste my time if you don't want to talk anything over.

honestly bro, I believe it would be incredibly hard to start a dating site in the state that the market is currently in.

Do you have the huge capital and inhouse traffic to feed this site at such an enormous rate of join / dropoff because of lack of actual members and profiles ??

[mrkris]

Do you think i need you as a coder retard? I just ask what you could do for us, we never spoke about percentage wise of the company. If you were sagacious enough, you'd understand, but you're a little slow, i said you can be our affiliate, then you never answered back, so i just left, no need to waste my time if you don't want to talk anything over.

Then why did you message us? Why did you talk to us asking what we can do, and when we said, "Php/MySQL/c/c++/etc" you never said anything about not needing a coder. Why were you talking about it how you were then? lol

[tungsten]

those are some retarted terms

[JD]

Do you think i need you as a coder retard? I just ask what you could do for us, we never spoke about percentage wise of the company. If you were sagacious enough, you'd understand, but you're a little slow, i said you can be our affiliate, then you never answered back, so i just left, no need to waste my time if you don't want to talk anything over.

you're a fucking goon. I msged you right after you said the affiliate shit saying I was thinking more of a partnership. Maybe you just didn't get the message, but either way thinking that we'd code your shit in exchange for being an affiliate is retarded. I'll post the whole ICQ logs tomorrow when I get back on my office computer.

Why the fuck DID you message me in the first place? Honestly. I'm curious.

Please fuck off and die.

[Chaldoray]

honestly bro, I believe it would be incredibly hard to start a dating site in the state that the market is currently in.

Do you have the huge capital and inhouse traffic to feed this site at such an enormous rate of join / dropoff because of lack of actual members and profiles ??

Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Chaldoray]

you're a fucking goon. I msged you right after you said the affiliate shit saying I was thinking more of a partnership. Maybe you just didn't get the message, but either way thinking that we'd code your shit in exchange for being an affiliate is retarded. I'll post the whole ICQ logs tomorrow when I get back on my office computer.

Why the fuck DID you message me in the first place? Honestly. I'm curious.

Please fuck off and die.

TO see what you're capable of, so i can laugh at yourself. Anyways, it was for amusement, so go ahead and post it, make yourself happy.

[Why]

detoxed always has and always will be a total fucking douche.

[Hornydog4cooter]

detoxed always has and always will be a total fucking douche.

[JD]

TO see what you're capable of, so i can laugh at yourself. Anyways, it was for amusement, so go ahead and post it, make yourself happy.

so you messaged me just to get a chuckle? you're a fucking jackoff man. seriously. Get a hobby or something. Go play with fire or someshit hopefully you'll burn up before you have the chance to procreate.

[JD]

this whole situation was 1 huge misunderstanding.

Move along people. nothing to see here. I SAID KEEP MOVING!

[Pete-KT]

This thread is now overrated

[mrkris]

am I supposed to have red bumps on my penis? *scratches*