Weird email

**kenny** · 09-08-2002, 09:52 PM

sounds like a kid or someone with shizophrenia

**Shooter** · 09-08-2002, 09:53 PM

Well???? Do you have one or not?

**Brown Bear** · 09-08-2002, 09:54 PM

Clearly that guy is living in a different time since he is using an AOL account. I would say he's probably still somewhere in 1995.

**SykkBoy** · 09-08-2002, 09:57 PM

Originally posted by Shooter
Well???? Do you have one or not?

well, I do, but how do I know he's not just some nutcase trying to scope my watch? He could one of Dr. LeFay's henchmen out to undermine the power I'll have in the year 2016 when the world goes to war with the Anarctican Army...

I want to reply, just not sure if this guy's a whacko or for real.....

**booker** · 09-08-2002, 10:00 PM

Originally posted by Brown Bear
Clearly that guy is living in a different time since he is using an AOL account. I would say he's probably still somewhere in 1995.

That's REALLY funny man..

(no sarcasm, that's a really clever comment)

**edmo** · 09-08-2002, 10:02 PM

holy shit. i got this shit back in january...

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To: <[email protected]>
From: <[email protected]>
Subject: Time travelers PLEASE HELP!!!!!!
Date: Thu, 24 Jan 2002 02:13:19

If you are a time traveler or alien disguised as human and or have the technology to travel
physically through time I need your help!

My life has been severely tampered with and cursed!!
I have suffered tremendously and am now dying!

I need to be able to:

Travel back in time.

Rewind my life including my age back to 4.

Be able to remember what I know now so that I can prevent my life from being tampered with again
after I go back.

I am in very great danger and need this immediately!

I am aware that there are many types of time travel, and that humans do not do well through
certain types.

I need as close to temporal reversion as possible, as safely as possible. To be able to rewind
the hands of time in such a way that the universe of now will cease to exist.
I know that there are some very powerful people out there with alien or government equipment
capable of doing just that.

If you can help me I will pay for your teleport or trip down here, Along with hotel stay, food
and all expenses. I will pay top dollar for the equipment. Proof must be provided.

Please be advised that any temporal device
that you may employ must account for X, Y, and Z coordinates as well
as the temporal location.
I have a time machine now, but it has limited abilitys and is useless without
a vortex. If you can provide information on how to create vortex generator or
where I can get some of the blue glowing moon crystals this would also
be helpful.

Also if you are one of the very, very, few beings with the ability to edit the universe PLEASE
REPLY!!!

Only if you have this technology and can help me please send me a (SEPARATE) email to:

[email protected]

Please do not reply if your an evil alien!
Thanks

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My reply...

to travel back in time as present day you and to
rewind time around present day until 4 year old you
would be two different things.

how much are you willing to spend??

what are the limited abilities? maybe you just need some other parts...

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his reply.
From: [email protected]
Date: Thu, 24 Jan 2002 11:24:58 EST
Subject: Re: Time travelers PLEASE HELP!!!!!!
To: xxxxxxxx
X-Mailer: AOL 7.0 for Windows US sub 121

$30,000

**kenny** · 09-08-2002, 10:04 PM

forward it to mental hospital they will know what to do

**edmo** · 09-08-2002, 10:04 PM

he's all over google too:
http://www.google.com/search?q=time+...UTF-8&oe=UTF-8

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