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  • punker barbie
    Meow Meow!!!
    • Nov 2003
    • 10232

    #1

    Dont you hate it when....

    Don?t you hate it when you are about to rub one out and realize that you are out of lube?

    Sux ballz!
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  • Sheri Santiago
    Confirmed User
    • Jun 2003
    • 1584

    #2
    LOL

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    • WiredGuy
      Pounding Googlebot
      • Aug 2002
      • 34512

      #3
      This has got to be KRosh posting.
      WG
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      • sweetME
        Confirmed User
        • Nov 2004
        • 3162

        #4


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        • StuartD
          Sofa King Band
          • Jul 2002
          • 29903

          #5
          Originally posted by WiredGuy
          This has got to be KRosh posting.
          WG
          That was my first thought as well
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          • punker barbie
            Meow Meow!!!
            • Nov 2003
            • 10232

            #6
            Originally posted by NichePay - StuartD
            That was my first thought as well
            ROFL
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            • KRosh
              So Fucking Outlawed
              • Nov 2001
              • 5114

              #7
              if i was posting I would have to say ... there is always Olive oil....


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              • SBJ
                So Fucking Fabulous
                • Apr 2003
                • 11387

                #8
                classic!

                but damnit my lcd is cover with the red bull I spit out when I read this

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                • Dagwolf
                  President of Canada
                  • Sep 2003
                  • 23141

                  #9
                  Saliva works.
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                  • Sosa
                    In Tushy Land
                    • Oct 2002
                    • 40149

                    #10
                    Originally posted by KRosh
                    if i was posting I would have to say ... there is always Olive oil....


                    HAHHAHH

                    olive oil? lol..

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                    • topbizucksMark
                      Confirmed User
                      • Apr 2005
                      • 204

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Dagwolf
                      Saliva works.
                      Exactly what I was thinking. Just spit on it baby.


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                      • RyuLion
                        • Mar 2003
                        • 32369

                        #12
                        Baby oil works well also..

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                        • Spunky
                          I need a beer
                          • Jun 2002
                          • 133986

                          #13
                          Hork in your hand

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                          • s9ann0
                            Confirmed User
                            • Sep 2001
                            • 4873

                            #14
                            running out of lube can be dangerous be carefull what you try and use instead don't just grab the first shit thats there in the bathroom you could do yourself a wrong-un if its immac or something

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                            • chadglni
                              Confirmed User
                              • Dec 2002
                              • 6924

                              #15
                              Young people need lube?


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                              • myjah
                                Back in the harbor
                                • Sep 2003
                                • 11482

                                #16
                                Baby oil always works for me in a crisis ;)
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                                • boner 2.0
                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                  • Jul 2004
                                  • 10970

                                  #17
                                  SPIT SPIT!

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                                  • Vitasoy
                                    GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
                                    • Oct 2003
                                    • 58202

                                    #18
                                    I always find a substitute ;)


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                                    • eamedia
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Feb 2005
                                      • 1456

                                      #19
                                      just use egg yoke

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                                      • Tala
                                        Fucked if I know
                                        • Dec 2002
                                        • 23368

                                        #20


                                        I wouldn't know.

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                                        • Paraskass
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • May 2002
                                          • 5829

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by punker barbie
                                          Don?t you hate it when you are about to rub one out and realize that you are out of lube?

                                          Sux ballz!
                                          You don't need lube when you are not circumsized.

                                          1 - 0 for the guys with the skin.

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                                          • tASSy
                                            Spread The Pink!
                                            • Nov 2004
                                            • 8229

                                            #22
                                            *get punker barbie appropriately wet*

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                                            • Spunky
                                              I need a beer
                                              • Jun 2002
                                              • 133986

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by Paraskass
                                              You don't need lube when you are not circumsized.

                                              1 - 0 for the guys with the skin.
                                              Um..why would that make a differance?

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                                              • V_RocKs
                                                Damn Right I Kiss Ass!
                                                • Nov 2003
                                                • 32449

                                                #24
                                                I do not require lube.

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                                                • Paraskass
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • May 2002
                                                  • 5829

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by spunky
                                                  Um..why would that make a differance?
                                                  i figure when you have foreskin, it slides up and down over the head of your cock, but when you don't have foreskin, your hand has to slide up and down your cock instead.

                                                  no?

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                                                  • punker barbie
                                                    Meow Meow!!!
                                                    • Nov 2003
                                                    • 10232

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by Paraskass
                                                    i figure when you have foreskin, it slides up and down over the head of your cock, but when you don't have foreskin, your hand has to slide up and down your cock instead.

                                                    no?

                                                    interesting....
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                                                    • sickkittens
                                                      I am a meat popsicle.
                                                      • Jul 2002
                                                      • 25100

                                                      #27
                                                      Emergency Vasoline to the rescue.

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                                                      • iwantchixx
                                                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                        • Oct 2002
                                                        • 12860

                                                        #28
                                                        No need for lube. That's what foreskin is for

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                                                        • flirty
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Feb 2005
                                                          • 2840

                                                          #29
                                                          include that in your First Aid list

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                                                          • flirty
                                                            Confirmed User
                                                            • Feb 2005
                                                            • 2840

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by iwantchixx
                                                            No need for lube. That's what foreskin is for

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                                                            • loverboy
                                                              When it rains, it pours
                                                              • May 2003
                                                              • 20609

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by sickkittens
                                                              Emergency Vasoline to the rescue.
                                                              that will do the trick

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                                                              • Kimmykim
                                                                bitchslapping zebras!!!!!
                                                                • Jun 2001
                                                                • 16015

                                                                #32
                                                                This thread is strange...

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