Joke - IT Monkey

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    xxx
    • Jun 2003
    • 31650

    #1

    Joke - IT Monkey

    A tourist walked into a pet shop and was looking at the animals on display. While he was there, another customer walked in and said to the shopkeeper,? I?ll have a C monkey please." The shopkeeper nodded, went over to a cage at the side of the shop and took out a monkey. He fit a collar and leash, handed it to the customer, saying, That?ll be $5000." The customer paid and walked out with his monkey. Startled, the tourist went over to the shopkeeper and said, "That was a very expensive monkey. Why did it cost so much?" The shopkeeper answered, "Ah, that monkey can program in C very fast, tight code, no bugs, well worth the money." The tourist looked at the monkey in another cage. "That one's even more expensive! $10,000! What does it do?" "Oh, th! at one's a C++ monkey; it can manage object-oriented programming, Visual C++, even some Java. All the really useful stuff," said
    the shopkeeper. The tourist looked around for a little longer and saw a third monkey in a cage of its own. The price tag around its neck read $50,000. He gasped to the shopkeeper, "That one costs more than all the other put together! What on earth does it do?" The shopkeeper replied, "Well, I haven't actually seen it doing anything, but the other monkeys call him the project manager."
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  • Manowar
    jellyfish  
    • Dec 2003
    • 71528

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    • Evil Doer
      Confirmed User
      • Dec 2004
      • 915

      #3
      haha good joke ;)
      see sig above mine

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      • reynold
        Too lazy to set a custom title
        • Oct 2002
        • 51271

        #4
        Thanx for that one dude!
        Great joke!

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