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  • BlackGarbageMan
    So Fucking Banned
    • May 2005
    • 213

    #1

    Meet Blackula

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    Now tell me this bitch dont look like she just ecape from the
    morgue,this the only bitch who i know that can fart from her
    mouth,this bitch burbs up her own fart, bitch told me she gets gas a
    lot from eattin' un cooked chitlin's and lima beans with sim milk,
    meet " BLACKULA" a reflection of human shit,i meet dis swamp thang
    back in 2003, bitch was walkin' down the street talkin' too her self
    and keeps a dryed chicken bone in her mouth, she really enjoys
    chewin' on that chicken bone, bitch been chewin' on the bone since
    1991, that bone that turn into wood now and she still chews on that
    muthafucker still today, she also has a bad habbit of diggin' in
    peoples garbage cans and pullin' shit out, bitch be lookin' for
    clothes to wear, i cought this walkin' catfish lookin' bitch comin'
    from outta a crack house lookin' like she had just taken a nice crack
    blast, so i decided to take the ho to the dumpster for a few photo
    shoots and sum video footage that i need bad and this ho was right
    on time, the bitch asked me if i could buy her a dime rock before we
    jet off, i told the bitch she'll have too get that muthafucker her
    self, i'm on parole i can't get cought in a crack house, now i'll park
    outside and waite and i anit gonna waite too long eather, bitch go
    get that shit and bring your ass right back, if i have too waite more
    that 3 mins. ima come in that crack house and drag you by your
    muthafuckin' neck, them hahahahahahas in that crack house know me and they
    know i'll come off in that muthafucker and act the muthafuckin'
    fool ' bout my mutha'fuckin' money, the last time i had to go inside
    of a crackhouse i knocked out two hahahahahahas for tryin to dip out the
    back door on me, cougtht them hahahahahahas around the corner when they
    were suppose too be inside cookin' me some crack, when i cought them
    two bastards i pulled out my muthafuckin' shot gun and shot one of
    them bitch hahahahahahas in the foot and stuck the shot gun in the mouth of
    the other hahahahahaha, that hahahahahaha was so goddamn scard he shitted on
    himself and passed out, anyway i gave the bitch a $10.00 bill, she
    went into the crackhouse, she bought her self a nice size dime rock
    and jumped her ass into my garbage truck and we both rode off into
    the crackhead sunset, now im about 8 blocks away from my crib and
    findin' a parkin space here in new york is a bitch and with a big
    truck like mines it's even harder without gettin' any tickets, these
    New York Cops will give you a ticket in a heart beat, now i knew
    findin' me a space was gonna take some time so i ask blackcula too
    give me some of dat fabulous crystal chrome head of hers dat i been
    hearin' about, so now im here at a red light watein for this
    muthafucker too turn green and the bitch bends her head over and in
    between myleggs un-zipps my fly to pull out this black african pipe
    line and she sucked the liposuction outta dis muthafucker, man i was
    ready too seek some hot salsa juice down her throut but i wanted too
    save it till we got to the dumpster, ooh shit i found a parking
    space, right in front of micky D's girl lets get out of this
    truck 'cause goddamn ya' ugly ass got some mean experience, bitch you
    anot nothin' but a dick suckin' specialist ! now were in the
    dumpster, i tells the bitch too get naked bend over so i could snap
    shot dat pussy from the back, man dis bitchhad some sticky white shit
    on her pussy and the shit looked nasty as hell, i asked the ho' what
    the fuck was that shit on her gussie,bitch said ooh dats just my
    yeast infection, i said what !! yeast ?? bitch you mean to tell me
    you got all dat yeast in your pussy and you didnt tell me, i mean she
    had abot 6 pounds of fresh yeast just piled up on her pussy and if
    ya' know like i know yeast is good eattin' baby, i love lickin' yeast
    infected pussy, umm ummm goddamn good, i pulled out the video cam hit
    that record button and licked that yeasted pussy too death, i sucked
    on that shit till it turned into yellow corn,when i gots done eattin'
    dat pussy my whole mouth looked like a glazed donut, then i stuck dis
    dick in it, i tryed too damage this bitchs insides, the bitch told me
    too stick my dick in her ass while she takes a hit of crack so i did
    just that, i poked that nasty shitty ass of hers somethin' good i
    rode that ass like a mexican donkey, i couln't help it, i shoot my
    white cremy load off in her shit tank- pulled my dick outta' her ass
    and i'll be damn it wasn't packed with doo-doo and golden brown shit,
    i could tell what she been eattin' cause i spotted a few peanuts in
    her shit and some on my dick, must must eat the peanut shells and
    all 'cause i had peanuts all around my dick area, shitty peanuts and
    what notthis bitch done sat here a decorated my whole dick with shit,
    but i wasnt upset 'cause at least she let me eat her yeast and that
    was enuff too make me a happy man, i gave the bitch an extra $10.00
    bill for being such a great model, well she got dress- i let her out
    and close the door behine her, man i was so fuckin' tried i fell
    asleep with the doo-doo still on my dick, i was just too damn tried
    too take a shower, plus i didn't wanna wash my face anyway, not with
    all dat good tastein' yeast infection on it and her pussy juice on my
    lipps , hell naww i wanted too livi the moment baby, order your video
    now and get ya' skat on 'cause it's yeast and shit peanut time when
    our dealin' with the "Blackula" VOL.13 nite of the living crack heads ORDER NOW.trashmember2.moonfruit.com



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