Last year right before Phoenix I was bit on the ass by a Fiddleback Spider (AKA Brown Recluse).
Got real sick and the bite got nasty quick and started to look real bad. Went to the doctors and they froze the skin around the bite with some liquid shit and cut all the infected area out.. took a piece out of my ass about the size of a quarter and about as deep.
They gave me real good pills for the pain and some really fucking strong antibiotics. The flight to Phoenix was about 6 hours after the procedure and that 90 minutes was the longest 90 minutes of my life.
To top it all off when I got to Phoenix it was sunny as could be and I was told that if I got in the sun while taking the antibiotics I would get really sick. Had to stay in the fucking shade the whole show plus I had to run back to my room every hour or so to change the bandages. Had a lot of people wondering WTF was up with me.
Needless to say, now when I see a spider I stomp the fucker
Keep on top of that shit and check the bite every now and again...if not properly taken care of in the beginning your whole fucking ass could rot off...
The necrotoxin those little fuckers have is highly resilient to anitbiotics, I've heard of people having to undergo oxygen starvation treatments, a year after being bitten, because the bite began to rot again...
HOAX - Been about 16 months and my ass is fine
I think they cut all the bad tissue out. The hole they left has even filled in where it is almost unnoticable. Don't need more than one hole in my ass
wait a moment.. that sounded gay.. now people will think I have been making out with K-Man and Boneprone or something..
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