I AM the DEVIL
LOL some old people must think i'm the devil.
Although i admit it prob wasnt the best scenario..
Yesterday some friends of mine got together on my boat for some fishing/food/sun , and we pulled in to a dock to get some more beer , and found out the store was a few miles away. So me and my friend and his daughter ( 16 years old ) decide to hike to the store for some beer and stuff.
I have some scuba gear on the boat and everyone wants to go , but i usually have vaseline on board to help get the suits on *(keep you warm ) but i had ran out..
So anyways my buddy uses the washroom while his daughter and i go into the store.. ( his daughter is wearing a tight bikini btw )
They are out of the large vaseline jars , and they only had those small ones. So i end up getting quite a few ( like 6 or so ).
So anyways we go to the checkout and i'm all sweaty and hot from walking and we are in line and the old ladies are behind us when i notice them staring at me..
Then i look down... ok i have my fly down on my jeans ( thats the first bad ) the i look at the checkout girl and she is sort of snickering.. We have 12 pack of beer , 6 small vaseline jars and a bunch of bananas. An old guy and a teenage girl.. LOL they must have thought i was so evil..
I tried to think of something to say , but couldnt think of anything.
Although i admit it prob wasnt the best scenario..
Yesterday some friends of mine got together on my boat for some fishing/food/sun , and we pulled in to a dock to get some more beer , and found out the store was a few miles away. So me and my friend and his daughter ( 16 years old ) decide to hike to the store for some beer and stuff.
I have some scuba gear on the boat and everyone wants to go , but i usually have vaseline on board to help get the suits on *(keep you warm ) but i had ran out..
So anyways my buddy uses the washroom while his daughter and i go into the store.. ( his daughter is wearing a tight bikini btw )
They are out of the large vaseline jars , and they only had those small ones. So i end up getting quite a few ( like 6 or so ).
So anyways we go to the checkout and i'm all sweaty and hot from walking and we are in line and the old ladies are behind us when i notice them staring at me..
Then i look down... ok i have my fly down on my jeans ( thats the first bad ) the i look at the checkout girl and she is sort of snickering.. We have 12 pack of beer , 6 small vaseline jars and a bunch of bananas. An old guy and a teenage girl.. LOL they must have thought i was so evil..
I tried to think of something to say , but couldnt think of anything.
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